“Name one time this family is actually professional when it comes to entertainment…”

She says while looking away guiltily but she knows what he was also thinking

“…you know you don’t have to apologize when he does kinda deserve it for other reasons”

“Jason never said anything about cooking him up…honestly just needed some entertainment and decided to get someone mad at Jason”

“Dick is off with Kori on their honeymoon, Steph and Cass are on patrol, Duke is asleep, and Bruce is on a date with Selena…you were the only choice”

“I appreciate the sentiment…it’s nice to hear sometimes”

//nah that totally is Damian!

“No we won’t!”

She says with a bit of a sigh

“And it wasn’t gonna happen before either…I may of lied a tiny bit…” she says with a nervous laugh

//bro thought he could post a vid of Damian instead of a dog and think we wouldn’t notice XD

Which she actually finds adorable…and loves seeing him grow from angry assassin to gremlin that unofficially owns a zoo

“Neither do I…can’t blame Alfred though for that incident”

“You know sometimes I miss being able to go out into the field to fight crime up close like the rest of the family…but then a rush of memory of every time I was humiliated while on the field…makes me glad i no longer am”

She shivers at the memory of every single embarrassing moment she thinks of

“Right…i completely forgot about that…Alfred was panicking and Bruce tried to get Dick and Jason to go buy a new Turkey thinking he umm put him in the oven”

She whispered back shivering at the memory

//absolutely hysterical lmao wish I knew how to animate that else I totally would XD

Jason just looked incredibly confused as he just glares at a Barbra with a shit eating grin on her face before looking back at Damian

“A very cute nice turkey who I will make sure is not around whoever is making Thanksgiving dinner this year” she says as she headpats the turkey

//lmao yes! All the while he is just so confused

After a bit Just to give Jason a brake she decided to summon Damian away

“Hey Damian! I think Jason gets it now…don’t want to kill him again else Bruce will go on an angst spree again…besides Jerry is over here on my lap now…which I don’t even know when he got there…did Cass train him?!?!”

//ok idk why the image of Damien biting Jason’s arm as he tried to shake him off like in cartoons popped into my head and now I can’t stop laughing

Babs nearly fell over laughing at this point

It’s a dumb thing to laugh at but the bat fam are all practically siblings so naturally she laughs at this

…hopefully that doesn’t make them realize she set all this up

And she is recording the whole thing

She will tell Damian the truth before it gets worse…maybe…we’ll see

She would think Jason would win this fight…but her money is on the angry teenager solely because she has seen what the angsty gremlin can do when angry

But hey it’s Jason he probably deserves it somehow

She was already eating popcorn

“Oh and he mentioned something about Batcow and burgers”

She honestly just wanted to cause some chaos…she had been majorly bored lately

“Oɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʜᴏᴏsᴇ ʜᴏᴘᴇ, ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ. Eᴠᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇs, ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴄᴜᴛs ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ. Hᴏᴘᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪғᴛs ᴜs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss”
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//Part of me wants to make an account for Batgirl Barb

Maybe Steph and Cass aswell but I don’t know much about those two unfortunately 😭

@robin0fgotham.bsky.social

“Damian! You might want to get the BatTurkey out of the cave…Jason is threatening to cook em for Thanksgiving again”

//meanwhile Babs is actively designing a new villain look to replace Damien on cameras just for the extra challenge and to let him continue liberating his pets lmao

//true lmao

Babs probably hacks the cameras to make them conveniently malfunction and not get even a hint of it being the gremlin

//good! I hope you get it!