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thomas pynchedoff
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trying to be nicer
so lindsey vonn tore her acl completely and totally and then wiped out seconds into an intense downhill competition? like are we surprised? why would they let her compete she’s 41
February 8, 2026 at 11:15 AM
i’d like to express a heartfelt and gracious “fuck you bitch haha” to patriots quarterback and future pedophile drake maye
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 AM
the band geese may have reinvigorated my love for music
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
WHAT ARE THEY DOING LMAO
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
idk maybe consider the show has bigger things on its mind than making cheap political points? so strange how people interact with good art like Mad Men by trying to dig out a political argument rather than meeting it as a story with characters told with reality and nuance at the fore
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I’m as deeply anti-AI as anyone and think it’s a net negative that’s severely degrading society, but the critics insisting it’s not useful or that the productivity boosts are intangible clearly have never done white collar work beyond reading things and having opinions on them
January 28, 2026 at 11:27 AM
the people of minneapolis are our greatest warriors
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 PM
people are mad at him for this and I understand it but it’s fine. I trust his administration to suss out if there was anything malicious here. immediately calling a cop a murderer with no evidence would be a good way to turn the nypd against him and unravel his entire agenda. just take a breath
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I got suspended on twitter immediately after the government murdered alex pretti but I still have takes so I’m gonna put them here for now
January 27, 2026 at 12:16 PM
psycho 2 has a scene where anthony perkins smacks an old lady over the head with a shovel and you can see him grab the shovel, ready it, wind up and strike her with a big metallic “dong” sound effect all in one shot and I can’t stop thinking about it
October 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
some bolaño 2666 discourse happening. I will say I just finished the book a couple weeks ago, and while I do agree that US imperialism, neoliberalism etc. is a driving factor behind the events of the novel and a major contributor to its themes, reading that as the main takeaway is severely limiting
August 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
@howardbeck.bsky.social hey man I saw you on the zach lowe show this week and just wanted to say you look like the guy from this video. Comment? www.youtube.com/watch?v=37p7...
You dare come back here?
YouTube video by Justin Kuritzkes
www.youtube.com
April 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
when you mature you put down the fleetwood mac and pick up the richard and linda thompson
April 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
trump admin is going to get away with ignoring judicial oversight and meanwhile the next dem administration is going to bow to it every single time lol
March 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
how much did they pay? the number will determine whether or not the kinlaw deal makes me put a bullet in my brain
March 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
maybe they have an idea of how to use kinlaw to make our run defense not absolutely abysmal. that's the best I got.
March 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
what the hell bro
Sources: DT Javon Kinlaw to the Commanders, as he gets a 3 year, $45M deal with $30M guaranteed.
March 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
@craighoffman.bsky.social dunno the email for the take command mailbag, but wondering if you guys could address how WAS can improve their run defense in the offseason. Jon+Daron and 2 2nd team all pro LBs yet we’re a bottom unit for run D. how do you improve that?
February 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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JD Vance will really be like "you believe in loving thy neighbor? That pales in comparison to my strategy, loving my family first" and then not love his family.
February 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
kadarius toney fan club just took another tough hit
December 8, 2024 at 9:07 PM