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@cigaretteliker.bsky.social
And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common. // james// he/him
Pinned
Y'all,
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This Thanksgiving I am thankful for all the plundered third world superprofits i have thank you third world for all these yummy superprofits 🙏
November 23, 2023 at 12:51 PM
This Thanksgiving I am thankful for all the plundered third world superprofits i have thank you third world for all these yummy superprofits 🙏
I don't have any opinion on Thanksgiving food
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don't have any opinion on Thanksgiving food
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Americans seething in the qts and replies after being gently encouraged to eat a vegetable
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Americans seething in the qts and replies after being gently encouraged to eat a vegetable
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putting grok in unhinged mode to roast my kids
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
putting grok in unhinged mode to roast my kids
It bet it feels good af to be a 2016 russiagate-believer rn
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It bet it feels good af to be a 2016 russiagate-believer rn
It's gratifying to know that the richest people in the world are having just the absolute worst parties you could possibly imagine
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
AmeriKKKan Klantholic$ starting Protestant Reformation II after pope condemns Burger
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
AmeriKKKan Klantholic$ starting Protestant Reformation II after pope condemns Burger
Every holiday season retail workers should be allowed to human sacrifice a customer as a treat
Customers are craven scum
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Every holiday season retail workers should be allowed to human sacrifice a customer as a treat
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Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss
Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss
I never understood what "character actor" means, every actor plays a character!
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I never understood what "character actor" means, every actor plays a character!
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american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts
A lot parents brought their very young kids to the Five Iron Frenzy show tonight and those kids were NOT having a good time.. you cant be subjecting people younger than 35 to ska punk man it's like blowing vape smoke in a dogs face they don't like that what are you doing
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
A lot parents brought their very young kids to the Five Iron Frenzy show tonight and those kids were NOT having a good time.. you cant be subjecting people younger than 35 to ska punk man it's like blowing vape smoke in a dogs face they don't like that what are you doing
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Everyone’s all JDPON this and Decolonize that, but when some Nigerians and Bengalis make a few bucks from ragebaiting Americans into committing national suicide you get all upset
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Everyone’s all JDPON this and Decolonize that, but when some Nigerians and Bengalis make a few bucks from ragebaiting Americans into committing national suicide you get all upset
Stoked to see five iron frenzy tonight... I need to get some checker pattern suspenders and a fedora, I'm going to learn how to skank.. I'm going to become a Ska Guy in year of our Lord 2025
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Stoked to see five iron frenzy tonight... I need to get some checker pattern suspenders and a fedora, I'm going to learn how to skank.. I'm going to become a Ska Guy in year of our Lord 2025
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biden was old and senile tho this attack wouldn't have worked if he didn't run for reelection
Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
biden was old and senile tho this attack wouldn't have worked if he didn't run for reelection
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not to deny that Mamdani is charming, but people believe he’s not a collaborator or an appeaser because he’s spent the past year at war with the leadership of his own party about Palestine.
a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
not to deny that Mamdani is charming, but people believe he’s not a collaborator or an appeaser because he’s spent the past year at war with the leadership of his own party about Palestine.
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Trump after a single meeting with someone who is not the void of charisma that is JD Vance and Stephen Miller
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Trump after a single meeting with someone who is not the void of charisma that is JD Vance and Stephen Miller
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(i killed my body in order to let my consciousness be uploaded to the web and exist beyond the boundaries of our physical world)
HACKER (spent months trying to locate me in cyberspace): what's it like living amongst unlimited knowledge
MY CONSCIOUSNESS: hello user! i love Jokes and Iced Hockey Game
HACKER (spent months trying to locate me in cyberspace): what's it like living amongst unlimited knowledge
MY CONSCIOUSNESS: hello user! i love Jokes and Iced Hockey Game
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
(i killed my body in order to let my consciousness be uploaded to the web and exist beyond the boundaries of our physical world)
HACKER (spent months trying to locate me in cyberspace): what's it like living amongst unlimited knowledge
MY CONSCIOUSNESS: hello user! i love Jokes and Iced Hockey Game
HACKER (spent months trying to locate me in cyberspace): what's it like living amongst unlimited knowledge
MY CONSCIOUSNESS: hello user! i love Jokes and Iced Hockey Game
RFK jr bolting up in bed and running to Nantucket like the kids in Weapons
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
RFK jr bolting up in bed and running to Nantucket like the kids in Weapons
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Ben…welcome to the #resistance 😎
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ben…welcome to the #resistance 😎
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The deepstate(mom) feeding me goyslop(vegetables) when I only consume redpilled media(cake and ice cream).
September 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The deepstate(mom) feeding me goyslop(vegetables) when I only consume redpilled media(cake and ice cream).
Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy.............
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy.............