Fable Key
@fabledkey.bsky.social
He/Him or They/Them
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July 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Sometimes I remember my mom stopped listening to Stevie Nicks because she "turned liberal" and then started listening to Halsey and Kacey Musgraves ๐ค
April 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sometimes I remember my mom stopped listening to Stevie Nicks because she "turned liberal" and then started listening to Halsey and Kacey Musgraves ๐ค
Was no one planning on telling me #YoungJustice got queer? Just finished it, highly recommend. #DC
April 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Was no one planning on telling me #YoungJustice got queer? Just finished it, highly recommend. #DC
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What if youโre so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
April 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What if youโre so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
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Honestly I had a dream the DOGE was getting canceled and I want to go back to sleep ๐ญ
March 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Honestly I had a dream the DOGE was getting canceled and I want to go back to sleep ๐ญ
I've been so scared of flying honestly.
March 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I've been so scared of flying honestly.
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Mommmmm! Donny's bombing Yemen again! And Pete won't let me in the group chat! Make 'em stop!
March 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Mommmmm! Donny's bombing Yemen again! And Pete won't let me in the group chat! Make 'em stop!
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I've never accidentally leaked my war plans.
March 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I've never accidentally leaked my war plans.
I really wish straight people didn't miss the point of V for Vendetta sometimes.
March 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I really wish straight people didn't miss the point of V for Vendetta sometimes.
Honestly, thank God for my teacher who made me study etymology every week in 8th grade. I know the difference between #transgender ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ and #transgenicmice ๐ญ
March 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Honestly, thank God for my teacher who made me study etymology every week in 8th grade. I know the difference between #transgender ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ and #transgenicmice ๐ญ
Why are straight people so gross ๐คข like they care so much about sex and STDs they have to bring it up in everything. Ew.
March 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Why are straight people so gross ๐คข like they care so much about sex and STDs they have to bring it up in everything. Ew.
Okay so let's say we impeach Trump... What do we do with this guy?
March 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Okay so let's say we impeach Trump... What do we do with this guy?
If you get up to see the eclipse tonight, we might be looking at the same moon. Maybe. If I get up for it. We'll see, but the sentiment is still there. ๐๐ฆ #LunarEclipse
March 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you get up to see the eclipse tonight, we might be looking at the same moon. Maybe. If I get up for it. We'll see, but the sentiment is still there. ๐๐ฆ #LunarEclipse
If you would have told me I'd be looking for a summer job in NYC, ten years ago, I would have told you you're crazy!!! ๐ซจ
March 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If you would have told me I'd be looking for a summer job in NYC, ten years ago, I would have told you you're crazy!!! ๐ซจ
Hubby did my makeup today ๐ @oldmannobly.bsky.social
March 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hubby did my makeup today ๐ @oldmannobly.bsky.social
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Ok, but can someone tell me why JD Vance looks like he could've been the third spy in #ChittyChittyBangBang?
March 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Ok, but can someone tell me why JD Vance looks like he could've been the third spy in #ChittyChittyBangBang?
All you need are the three W's and a hot bath with candles.
โข Wine
โข Weed
โข Will to live
โข Wine
โข Weed
โข Will to live
March 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
All you need are the three W's and a hot bath with candles.
โข Wine
โข Weed
โข Will to live
โข Wine
โข Weed
โข Will to live
I'm moving to Spain and working on the NALCAP program until I can find a way to residency.
March 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm moving to Spain and working on the NALCAP program until I can find a way to residency.
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"Listen, folks, all animals are equal, okay? But let me tell you, some of themโthe best ones, the smartest onesโthey're more equal than the others. Believe me, nobody knows more about equality than I do."
March 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"Listen, folks, all animals are equal, okay? But let me tell you, some of themโthe best ones, the smartest onesโthey're more equal than the others. Believe me, nobody knows more about equality than I do."
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
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And some of the people applauded the emperor, for although they knew he was naked and feared reprisal, others (because their worship was so deep, and their minds so owned) saw clothes where there were none. #BodyLanguageExpert #BehaviorAnalysis
March 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
And some of the people applauded the emperor, for although they knew he was naked and feared reprisal, others (because their worship was so deep, and their minds so owned) saw clothes where there were none. #BodyLanguageExpert #BehaviorAnalysis