Bowl filth, get gullible English sloggers.

Right now, in the England dressing rooms, Gus Atkinson is being assessed. Brendon McCullum is leaning over and suggesting to the physio 'have you tried more cowbell?'

Imagine how furious we're all going to be when the ECB finds the solution to our problems to be the County Championship being made half a dozen three day games in February and October.

For what he did with his first ball, Brook deserves to not play grown up cricket again.