Right now, in the England dressing rooms, Gus Atkinson is being assessed. Brendon McCullum is leaning over and suggesting to the physio 'have you tried more cowbell?'

Imagine how furious we're all going to be when the ECB finds the solution to our problems to be the County Championship being made half a dozen three day games in February and October.

20 Wickets in 76.1 over makes the pitch ridiculous. It's also true that England batted terribly on it. Either they didn't realise it's awful, imagining they'd suddenly they'd become far too good for Australia, or they did and ignorantly refused to use suitable tactics. It could easily be either.

For what he did with his first ball, Brook deserves to not play grown up cricket again.