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Pumpkin Spice Sarah
@faeriemiranda.bsky.social
Autistic polyamorous melodramatic non-binary transfeminine hot girl shitposter
*No bovines we're involved in the making of this shitpost
Producing milk is weird.

*This is not a commentary on dairy farming.
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Producing milk is weird.

*This is not a commentary on dairy farming.
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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You could've just given us more seasons of lower decks instead of this.
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"I'm glad you're living your truth"

Please just call me a slur 😭
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Polyamory terms everyone should probably learn (deliberating leaving out some I feel get a lot of the attention):

dyad - describes the reltionship of two people, who may be connected to others

compersion - the positive feelings of seeing your partner with someone else, opposite of jealousy
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
ten years

I know what happened
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
A year ago for TDoR I cried over a friend, and swore to myself that id reach out more, if I had to save everyone around me one at a time.

I got ready to sigh relief this TDoR. This weekend, I nearly lost someone important to me
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Ties are just leashes for businesspeople
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I just love it when women

(show armpits)
October 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I know trans women are women because we take much more aesthetic dick pics than men
October 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I just love it when women

(show armpits)
October 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I really can't imagine the appeal of a foot fetish. I mean it's just some part of the body that's societally-

OH FUCK SOMEONE IS SHOWING GIRL PIT I'M SO GAY
October 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
But look around you. Death and Light are everywhere, always, and they begin, end, strive, attend, into and the world, burning words, perhaps to create a thing of beauty
October 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I left our hearts there because I knew
I wasn't done yet.A redheaded transfeminine person, Sarah Miranda, is wearing a tank top and lipstick
October 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Being seen as "attractive" and "slutty" when I'm demisexual is a real headache sometimes tbh.
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I am going to be so positive, it makes the haters have nightmares
September 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
No matter how disappointed you might be in me, you're never as disappointed as my parents are
September 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I found the cure to autism. It's estrogen but you have to take it every day and start wearing lipstick.
September 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Therapy would make me a less funny person.
September 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Nice dick, girl. You piss with that?
September 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
*cumming in girl*: Are you ok? BUSTER WOLF
September 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I am discussing having sex in Fatal Fury hats after a threesome.

Life is perfect
September 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Death before detransition.
September 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM