Mid-life Crisis Actor
@fakedgc.c13.us
Asking myself: Well, how did I get here?
Watching Terminator. It's my first time. Is that 6502 asm on the Cyberdyne 101's HUD?
September 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Watching Terminator. It's my first time. Is that 6502 asm on the Cyberdyne 101's HUD?
Do you think Travis will take Taylor's name?
September 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Do you think Travis will take Taylor's name?
We watched The Goonies yesterday. I'd never seen it before. I was a little older than its target demo when it came out, and just never got around to it.
Sorry, fellow Gen Xers. That was not a good film, even for a 1980s kid-flick. There, I said it.
Sorry, fellow Gen Xers. That was not a good film, even for a 1980s kid-flick. There, I said it.
September 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
We watched The Goonies yesterday. I'd never seen it before. I was a little older than its target demo when it came out, and just never got around to it.
Sorry, fellow Gen Xers. That was not a good film, even for a 1980s kid-flick. There, I said it.
Sorry, fellow Gen Xers. That was not a good film, even for a 1980s kid-flick. There, I said it.
Sounds like a children's book
September 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sounds like a children's book
Amazing game tonight! Skylar Diggins put her foot down and brought the Storm back from a 21-pt deficit to a 14-pt win over Lynx. Solid ball.
www.canishoopus.com/lynx-rumors/...
www.canishoopus.com/lynx-rumors/...
Storm 93, Lynx 79: A Rare Second Half Collapse
Clinching the number one seed will have to wait after a rare second half collapse from the Lynx.
www.canishoopus.com
August 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Amazing game tonight! Skylar Diggins put her foot down and brought the Storm back from a 21-pt deficit to a 14-pt win over Lynx. Solid ball.
www.canishoopus.com/lynx-rumors/...
www.canishoopus.com/lynx-rumors/...
I've made fun of "AI" for being a glorified Markov generator, but I'm realizing that a lot of humans are, too. So many posts bear stock phrases and common tropes, seemingly without editing.
Critical composition is more a guarantor of independent thought than reading. Here's to the English teachers!
Critical composition is more a guarantor of independent thought than reading. Here's to the English teachers!
August 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've made fun of "AI" for being a glorified Markov generator, but I'm realizing that a lot of humans are, too. So many posts bear stock phrases and common tropes, seemingly without editing.
Critical composition is more a guarantor of independent thought than reading. Here's to the English teachers!
Critical composition is more a guarantor of independent thought than reading. Here's to the English teachers!
Now Marco Cubio, a birthright citizen, says that "foreign" truckers are putting Americans' lives at risk.
No shame, or can't get another job?
No shame, or can't get another job?
August 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Now Marco Cubio, a birthright citizen, says that "foreign" truckers are putting Americans' lives at risk.
No shame, or can't get another job?
No shame, or can't get another job?
I freaking hate the DMARC Mafia.
August 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I freaking hate the DMARC Mafia.
Homer is Hellenic Filk.
August 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Homer is Hellenic Filk.
~ is the best unary operator
August 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
~ is the best unary operator
I just want to know one more thing. Does Ivanka let Arabella stay with Grandpa?
July 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I just want to know one more thing. Does Ivanka let Arabella stay with Grandpa?
Sometimes I wonder, as I work with less experienced members of my team, whether I am looking through a temporal wormhole at a mirror.
July 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sometimes I wonder, as I work with less experienced members of my team, whether I am looking through a temporal wormhole at a mirror.
What does Charlie Kirk call it when Brett Kavanaugh is only there because he's a white man?
June 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
What does Charlie Kirk call it when Brett Kavanaugh is only there because he's a white man?
Really? 'Cause that's when most of us stopped reading Ayn Rand.
June 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Really? 'Cause that's when most of us stopped reading Ayn Rand.
Pam Bondi is a really terrible actor
June 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Pam Bondi is a really terrible actor
I haven't seen much commentary on this yet but the selection of an American #pope from a sanctuary city seems like a very loud pronouncement in an age of jingoistic, racist fascism disguised as patriotic Christian fervor.
May 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I haven't seen much commentary on this yet but the selection of an American #pope from a sanctuary city seems like a very loud pronouncement in an age of jingoistic, racist fascism disguised as patriotic Christian fervor.
The new #pope is from #Chicago, so I just need to leave this here: for 15 years the University of Chicago has been simulating conclaves and LARPing the vote. In the end, there can be only one.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
‘The Only Person in the World Claiming to Be the Pope Right Now’
www.nytimes.com
May 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The new #pope is from #Chicago, so I just need to leave this here: for 15 years the University of Chicago has been simulating conclaves and LARPing the vote. In the end, there can be only one.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
Takeaway 1: we need job training programs to teach us to be more artificial.
Takeaway 2: your computer is protected by a computer made of computers, by a computer.
www.investors.com/news/technol...
Takeaway 2: your computer is protected by a computer made of computers, by a computer.
www.investors.com/news/technol...
CrowdStrike To Cut 5% Of Workforce. CEO Points To AI Productivity Gains.
CrowdStrike will cut 5% of its workforce, the cybersecurity firm said in a regulatory filing. Q1 earnings for CrowdStrike stock are due June 3.
www.investors.com
May 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Takeaway 1: we need job training programs to teach us to be more artificial.
Takeaway 2: your computer is protected by a computer made of computers, by a computer.
www.investors.com/news/technol...
Takeaway 2: your computer is protected by a computer made of computers, by a computer.
www.investors.com/news/technol...
Helpful response from Gemini
April 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Helpful response from Gemini
“What if we never pay them?” Mr. Trump casually asked, according to a person familiar with the conversation, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe the private discussion. “Wouldn’t that be cool?”
How could we have predicted this?
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/u...
How could we have predicted this?
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/u...
Inside Trump’s Pressure Campaign on Universities
The opaque process, part of a strategy by conservatives to realign the liberal tilt of elite universities, has upended higher education.
www.nytimes.com
April 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“What if we never pay them?” Mr. Trump casually asked, according to a person familiar with the conversation, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe the private discussion. “Wouldn’t that be cool?”
How could we have predicted this?
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/u...
How could we have predicted this?
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/u...
Oh, well the judge scolded a lawyer and rebuked the Administration. All good now I guess.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Judge Scolds Government for Doing ‘Nothing’ to Return Deported Man
www.nytimes.com
April 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Oh, well the judge scolded a lawyer and rebuked the Administration. All good now I guess.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...
Here's a metric for you. "Wow, America sure is great again! Tariffs are back, the economy is booming, we're isolating like snowflakes in a pandemic, and really showing the world what we're made of." If I say that, how many people think I'm sincere? Who doesn't know that I'm just a smart-ass?
April 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here's a metric for you. "Wow, America sure is great again! Tariffs are back, the economy is booming, we're isolating like snowflakes in a pandemic, and really showing the world what we're made of." If I say that, how many people think I'm sincere? Who doesn't know that I'm just a smart-ass?
"[The United States is] the only nation on Earth that will respect [Greenland's] sovereignty and respect their security." — J.D. Vance, speaking to American soldiers on why the United States should take control of Greenland
March 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"[The United States is] the only nation on Earth that will respect [Greenland's] sovereignty and respect their security." — J.D. Vance, speaking to American soldiers on why the United States should take control of Greenland
Sharing cuz it's probably the easiest way to find it again later. Right? go.bsky.app/HQWqtno
March 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Sharing cuz it's probably the easiest way to find it again later. Right? go.bsky.app/HQWqtno
Professor of Rock is a master of unfulfilling clickbait.
March 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Professor of Rock is a master of unfulfilling clickbait.