hijo de nada
@falc0n.bsky.social
Instant buy.
It's Iron Bowl week, and that means it's the perfect time to check out IRON IN THE BLOOD, my new book on the Auburn-Alabama rivalry. From the game's humble origins on a Birmingham baseball field right up to 2025, from Bear to Bo to Cam to Nick, we've got you covered.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Instant buy.
So I work with newly sober folks on setting goals and we do that by training them for races like the LA Marathon. It’s been a hard year and we lost someone who backslid, so I decided to run the race again. Could use some help, please donate if you can.
fundraisers.hakuapp.com/jaime-falcon-2
fundraisers.hakuapp.com/jaime-falcon-2
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So I work with newly sober folks on setting goals and we do that by training them for races like the LA Marathon. It’s been a hard year and we lost someone who backslid, so I decided to run the race again. Could use some help, please donate if you can.
fundraisers.hakuapp.com/jaime-falcon-2
fundraisers.hakuapp.com/jaime-falcon-2
This works for Dallas as well who’s stadium is in a concrete hell but who’s b roll is of a skyline and a stockyards nowhere close to each other or the stadium
here's a stupid idea i might actually attempt. which lasts longer: a football game broadcast in LA or traveling to all the places featured in the LA football game b-roll?
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This works for Dallas as well who’s stadium is in a concrete hell but who’s b roll is of a skyline and a stockyards nowhere close to each other or the stadium
I have woke up my entire neighborhood screaming in joy
Forest scores twice and then the “we can’t have Liverpool lose” rules kick in
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have woke up my entire neighborhood screaming in joy
Forest scores twice and then the “we can’t have Liverpool lose” rules kick in
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Forest scores twice and then the “we can’t have Liverpool lose” rules kick in
He told her to hold her head back and to the left?!
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
He told her to hold her head back and to the left?!
I think it’s sad that society has decided that a woman can’t publish a book excerpt where she describes how her sexual awakening came from a pan to a balcony featuring Statler and Waldorf without getting cancelled.
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I think it’s sad that society has decided that a woman can’t publish a book excerpt where she describes how her sexual awakening came from a pan to a balcony featuring Statler and Waldorf without getting cancelled.
Truly you could believe last week’s funniest theory by glancing at this.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Truly you could believe last week’s funniest theory by glancing at this.
Man goes to Orlando once and we get this
Million dollar idea: Mickey Mouse Buzzballs ™️™️™️™️™️
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Man goes to Orlando once and we get this
“Liz do you remember that guy I dated when I was doing my Six Flags tour in my teenage jailbait phase?”
“Jenna you didn’t date Gary Busy, you dated Jerry Lee Lewis, and he was 43 years older than you so it wasn’t really dating.”
“Jenna you didn’t date Gary Busy, you dated Jerry Lee Lewis, and he was 43 years older than you so it wasn’t really dating.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Liz do you remember that guy I dated when I was doing my Six Flags tour in my teenage jailbait phase?”
“Jenna you didn’t date Gary Busy, you dated Jerry Lee Lewis, and he was 43 years older than you so it wasn’t really dating.”
“Jenna you didn’t date Gary Busy, you dated Jerry Lee Lewis, and he was 43 years older than you so it wasn’t really dating.”
We need the “baby grizzled up Livy Dunn” guy to do a Livvy video
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We need the “baby grizzled up Livy Dunn” guy to do a Livvy video
Raise hell, praise anamorphic dale
You should probably know that both Dale Earnhardt Sr and Dale Jr are canonical race cars in the Cars universe. And they've both won piston cups.
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Raise hell, praise anamorphic dale
Hell yeah, brother
.38 Special came on just as I was leaving the grocery store so now I hafta stay an extra three minutes
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hell yeah, brother
Took 2 cameras to the Mexican Super Bowl yesterday
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Took 2 cameras to the Mexican Super Bowl yesterday
How the world is reacting to the Olbermann post
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
How the world is reacting to the Olbermann post
Is this the substack with the reveal about sleeping with a politician?
Started a Substack just to keep writing about things that aren't sports.
open.substack.com/pub/robertoj...
open.substack.com/pub/robertoj...
The first one.
Several years ago, when I decided I wanted to make this a career, I started listening to writing podcasts.
open.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Is this the substack with the reveal about sleeping with a politician?
Live from the Pre-game performance at the Mexican Super Bowl
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Live from the Pre-game performance at the Mexican Super Bowl
Coming to you live from the Mexican Super Bowl
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Coming to you live from the Mexican Super Bowl
Good goddamn.
A&M is Tottenham
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Good goddamn.
Olivia Nuzzi feverishly uploading RFK videos and audio files to this.
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Olivia Nuzzi feverishly uploading RFK videos and audio files to this.
You’ll never guess what just happened
As great as Aaron Judge is, if Cal Raleigh doesn’t win AL MVP, the voters are simply not paying attention to what actually matters in MLB.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You’ll never guess what just happened
Walking into that match literally clutching pearls is high level comedy by Toni Storm. 🤼♀️
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Walking into that match literally clutching pearls is high level comedy by Toni Storm. 🤼♀️
Man got the Dak arc without the promising first season.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Man got the Dak arc without the promising first season.