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@farcecomic.bsky.social

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A comic about I post whenever I feel like it. (Content warning: sometimes covers heavy subject matter, see pinned post)

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farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

I've uploaded pretty much all of the comics I've made so far. From here on it'll be fresh stuff unless I find some old crusty file I forgot.

Comics may contain subject matter relating to suicide, trauma, mental illness, and other major triggers I have not forseen. Proceed with caution.

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 5d

who im not #webcomic #comic #engagementsomethingthefuck

"Do you regret what you did?"
"That's for him to regret."

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 14d

gotcha

i can't better.
you don't want to.
i can't better.
you don't want to
i can't better.
you don't want to
i can't better.
you can't get better.
i don't want to-
GOT U BITCH

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 17d

I can't believe I hashtagged that corny-ass Facebook-ass boomer-ass comic-ass comic. Rest in peace to all the people expecting more of that and then seeing a comic of a guy being immolated and a living bottle of pentobarbital serving a euthanasia cocktail to a young man.

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 17d

do it

#webcomic #comic

"Hey kid, pull my finger" says death himself.

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 19d

right side

(content warning: aformentioned, death)

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 20d

rubicon

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 21d

pop quiz

pop quiz! what was your last meal?
sorry, my spinlock ate my homework.

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 22d

breakthrough

what have you thought about since we last met?
the ceiling is white I think, he replies on a therapist bench bed thing you know what i mean.

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 22d

bonus: barbie

Drawing of Barbie, a living manifestation of pentobarbital. Her head is an ampule with a rubber glove on top. Her body is one of those brown bottles with a red cap with legs and arms. On her chest is a sticker with a dog and a warning symbol on it alongside some text. Near her shoulder is a category two drug sticker.

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

relevant #webcomic #comic

"yeah so there's uhh like a giant line"
*giant line in front of the ministry of bums*
"what the hell hapaned"
"bad thing happened to rich white guy again i think"
"you'd almost think it's a gift from the rich white dudes. you know, paying for their existence when they didn't before"
"i guess lol"

RELEVANT COMMENTARY!!!!

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

I've uploaded pretty much all of the comics I've made so far. From here on it'll be fresh stuff unless I find some old crusty file I forgot.

Comics may contain subject matter relating to suicide, trauma, mental illness, and other major triggers I have not forseen. Proceed with caution.

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

barbie the bartender

(content warning: euthanasia commentary, implied death)

Sitting at a bar with a bartender. Behind her are two signs. One says "Backdoor international, Spray the gray away" and the other says "pls b 50 pretty please"

The bartender says "You seem kinda young" to the patron.

He responds to her, "I'm in my mid-twenties, I'm an adult" as he drinks a cocktail with a silly straw

"Tsk tsk tsk, you know we don't serve younger fellers like you." she says.

"I've seen everything I can, done everything I Can, wouldn't it make more sense to serve people who has to live through sixty more years instead of five?" he says to her.

"Your age fits in a headline, your life circumstances don't."

"Fair" he says, limp.

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

drown it out

maybe if my eye hurt enough maybe i can forget the uhhhh

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

worried about you

(Content warning: horny)

i've been worried about you, s

so what the other guy says

dear reader i forgot the punchline im unironically too fixated on TH inking about SU ck ING some guy's di KC to make jokes so please stay tuned we 'll b e right Bac k

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

splits

(Content warning: drawing of dead body, references to suicide)

people noticing i'm dead any% speed run. zero viewers. current time one hundred ninety days. flies, bill past due, and mailbox filled up splits completed.

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

brain

i am and folliable god that has evolved to dominate all creatures for my own pleasure and to be invulnerable to mere animalistic insticts like fear ins persuit of being the most prolific and important creature ever wait never fucking mind it's a rabbit

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

cheese

(Content warning: Really gross grayscale closeup of teeth from cigarette packaging)

"smile with your teeth"
"no thanks"
"fucking do it fuckface"

really gross closeup of teeth from cigarette packaging

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

lost at sea

at sea, he says i think i lost track of where home was.

sun drinking alcohol for suns
dolphin with antidepressants for dolphins
chicken hearts with fent for chicken hearts

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

parent and child

you know i can still remember what mother's face looks like and i have to walk uphill both ways.

wow! you have it so much harder than I do his grave says.

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

voyeurism

watch me pervert

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

presentation

(Content warning: childhood sexual abuse reference)

Ted X Uranium City

thank. s. to desmo. press. in. i. be. c. ame. r. a. p,e. f.ree

med. i cine. bre a k. s bar. iers. brok en. n. ewman. m. y. par . ent . s. pro. ud. n. o n. ew. mat. res. a nd th. ay s. s, ee. the ad. ult inme

cheers wooo *clapping at medium speed*

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

i ain't got time for this fog

you have exactly two milliseconds to finish fifty two card pickup with your feet and juggle several balls before we get bored and talk over what you were gonna say. So how are you? *slaps cards off table*

A... L...

*walks away*

I don't question this choice whatsoever, eh dude?

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

busy

wanna hang out? yeah sure maybe later im busy and gonna slam the door. okay well let me know when you want to. jumps into bed 🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌 a day more should be enough time to ask again 🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌 eh one more for good measure 🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌 okay i shouldnt seem to desperate now 🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌 wanna hang out? yeah sure maybe lat

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

bridgeless

Wow! I finally feel nromal enough to spend time with the people I have! he says into the abyss. the gimp error making the font on the image wrong also triple burger

farce @farcecomic.bsky.social · 23d

a land down west

finally, a safe place from the gimp font errors and the wildfires. nothing could go wrong

PLUS ONE REASSURANCE

floating in muddy water