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Duncan/Toot Pootly | RS3 GIM: Thok an Ball Torture | faerinaa ❤️💍 | Historians Co Owner | Videographer/Editor for @colonello.bsky.social | AuDHD! | He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 ally | views/posts are my own
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“So why are you lucid in the daylight? You feel like a stranger inside your skin. You run like a creature in the black night, and you'll be alone in your bed 'til the bitter end.” — Creature In The Black Night, Dayseeker

I fucking love #dayseeker and their new album is sick as fuck.
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Everyone needs to see @colonello.bsky.social's latest video, edited by @fartshartly.bsky.social

It's about 53m and man is it super detailed, there are things you might have heard of in here

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8i2...
How Cheaters Defeated RuneScape’s Best Bot Detection - A Documentary
YouTube video by Colonello
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the days of frigid sink water are upon us 🙏
December 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
what on earth is going on here?!

Sneak peek of the new @colonello.bsky.social vid :3
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Biscuits and gravy for thanksgiving and then I'm thankful that I get to go to work at a job I actually love and look forward to.

Thankful for all y'all in the OSRS community for putting up with little ol' me.

Thankful for my wonderful wife because idk where I'd be without her.

we're gonna be ok.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
dumb grammar thing but it absolutely melts my brain anytime I see people confuse the words "loose" and "lose". Like what are you, a Medieval archer? You're going to loose an arrow at me? You're making sure I'll never loose my keys again? Sorry I loose that so often, LOSE.

IT'S LOSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The ONLY good thing to come out of Sailing imo
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Sailing stream finished

Level 20 sailing, I found it so boring that I'd rather do agility
The ships felt and looked out of place

I feel like this is going to be one of those Runescape timeline splits, did you play pre-sailing?
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If I don't get the hiccups it's not spicy enough.
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
me eating fresh baked bread with honey butter:
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Welp, we beat sonic 06.

It's bad.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have absolutely zero interest in sailing or OSRS in general at this point, and even though sailing leaves a sour taste in my mouth, I do hope, for the sake of all my homies, that it's as fun or better than you're hoping for.

Good luck to all my gamers setting sail for the One Piece tomorrow!
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I miss my wife can the world please u fuck itself so I can go back to England and see my wife again k ty 😭
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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You asked for the ogres to be scarier, so we made them scarier.

▶ Read the full Dwarf Fortress 53.04 patch notes
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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hey gang. if you could spare any cash or at least a repost this would mean a lot to me, and Willow's family/partner.
chuffed.org/project/1553...
Help Jess recover from the devastating loss of her girlfriend, Willow.
In the early hours of October 17th, Willow Totzke passed on. She leaves behind a devastated community, especially her longtime girlfriend, Jessica.
chuffed.org
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Pokemon GO: WILD global tomorrow so gotta be awake at 8 am to get ready to go D:

GL to my fellow pokemon enthusiasts this weekend.

it bedge time
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
idk what the fuck is up but tonight I'm farting CRAZY STYLE
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Love me a good monstery mystery. Here’s a small excerpt about the main Eldritch-God-lizard in my story: Leviathan.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"

guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Nah, I'd win.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM