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I tells mama it smells like poopy
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it not me dis time
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it was Socky
Mama ses she noes
I asks mama how she noes
Mama ses becuz
It not stink up all da hous
#StinkyPoopy #ItWasSocky #NotMeDisTime #MamaAlwaysNoesWenItBeMe
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it not me dis time
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it was Socky
Mama ses she noes
I asks mama how she noes
Mama ses becuz
It not stink up all da hous
#StinkyPoopy #ItWasSocky #NotMeDisTime #MamaAlwaysNoesWenItBeMe
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I tells mama it smells like poopy
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it not me dis time
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it was Socky
Mama ses she noes
I asks mama how she noes
Mama ses becuz
It not stink up all da hous
#StinkyPoopy #ItWasSocky #NotMeDisTime #MamaAlwaysNoesWenItBeMe
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it not me dis time
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it was Socky
Mama ses she noes
I asks mama how she noes
Mama ses becuz
It not stink up all da hous
#StinkyPoopy #ItWasSocky #NotMeDisTime #MamaAlwaysNoesWenItBeMe
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January 24, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Silly Figgy
Sits by skween
And waches it wif aww
He sees himself
He sees his game
He tuch it wif his paw
He wants his mousie
Liddle fwend
A furry small delite
But wen his mousie
Not comes out
He gwabs da skween to bite
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Mousie #PootersNotForBites
Sits by skween
And waches it wif aww
He sees himself
He sees his game
He tuch it wif his paw
He wants his mousie
Liddle fwend
A furry small delite
But wen his mousie
Not comes out
He gwabs da skween to bite
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Mousie #PootersNotForBites
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Silly Figgy
Sits by skween
And waches it wif aww
He sees himself
He sees his game
He tuch it wif his paw
He wants his mousie
Liddle fwend
A furry small delite
But wen his mousie
Not comes out
He gwabs da skween to bite
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Mousie #PootersNotForBites
Sits by skween
And waches it wif aww
He sees himself
He sees his game
He tuch it wif his paw
He wants his mousie
Liddle fwend
A furry small delite
But wen his mousie
Not comes out
He gwabs da skween to bite
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Mousie #PootersNotForBites
Lik da mama
Kiss da mama
Make da mama kleen
Wash her fingers
One by one
And eberyware between
#CheddarPoetry #MamaTastesLikeMama #ILikesMamasTaste #ILikkyHerNotBiteyHer #IBitedHerLater
Kiss da mama
Make da mama kleen
Wash her fingers
One by one
And eberyware between
#CheddarPoetry #MamaTastesLikeMama #ILikesMamasTaste #ILikkyHerNotBiteyHer #IBitedHerLater
January 24, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Lik da mama
Kiss da mama
Make da mama kleen
Wash her fingers
One by one
And eberyware between
#CheddarPoetry #MamaTastesLikeMama #ILikesMamasTaste #ILikkyHerNotBiteyHer #IBitedHerLater
Kiss da mama
Make da mama kleen
Wash her fingers
One by one
And eberyware between
#CheddarPoetry #MamaTastesLikeMama #ILikesMamasTaste #ILikkyHerNotBiteyHer #IBitedHerLater
In da nite, da mama up
I tells her, bak to bed!
But den I sees dat sumfing wong
She gots a hurty hed
Mama takes sum meddysin
And bak to bed we go
Den da Figgy wakeys up
And nips da mama's toe
#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #SillyFiggy #HeMakedMamaSkweek #IWessleHimToMakeHimBeGood
I tells her, bak to bed!
But den I sees dat sumfing wong
She gots a hurty hed
Mama takes sum meddysin
And bak to bed we go
Den da Figgy wakeys up
And nips da mama's toe
#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #SillyFiggy #HeMakedMamaSkweek #IWessleHimToMakeHimBeGood
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 PM
In da nite, da mama up
I tells her, bak to bed!
But den I sees dat sumfing wong
She gots a hurty hed
Mama takes sum meddysin
And bak to bed we go
Den da Figgy wakeys up
And nips da mama's toe
#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #SillyFiggy #HeMakedMamaSkweek #IWessleHimToMakeHimBeGood
I tells her, bak to bed!
But den I sees dat sumfing wong
She gots a hurty hed
Mama takes sum meddysin
And bak to bed we go
Den da Figgy wakeys up
And nips da mama's toe
#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #SillyFiggy #HeMakedMamaSkweek #IWessleHimToMakeHimBeGood
Figgy luvs da Chewy
And dey cuddles on da bed
As da Chewy falls asleep
Da Figgy baffs her hed
I still finks it not be fair
She lets him close like dis
Neber dos she let me near
She runs away and hiss
#CheddarPoetry #FiggyLuvsChewy #ChewyLuvsFig #ILuvsDemToo #ButChewyNotLikeMe
And dey cuddles on da bed
As da Chewy falls asleep
Da Figgy baffs her hed
I still finks it not be fair
She lets him close like dis
Neber dos she let me near
She runs away and hiss
#CheddarPoetry #FiggyLuvsChewy #ChewyLuvsFig #ILuvsDemToo #ButChewyNotLikeMe
January 22, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Figgy luvs da Chewy
And dey cuddles on da bed
As da Chewy falls asleep
Da Figgy baffs her hed
I still finks it not be fair
She lets him close like dis
Neber dos she let me near
She runs away and hiss
#CheddarPoetry #FiggyLuvsChewy #ChewyLuvsFig #ILuvsDemToo #ButChewyNotLikeMe
And dey cuddles on da bed
As da Chewy falls asleep
Da Figgy baffs her hed
I still finks it not be fair
She lets him close like dis
Neber dos she let me near
She runs away and hiss
#CheddarPoetry #FiggyLuvsChewy #ChewyLuvsFig #ILuvsDemToo #ButChewyNotLikeMe
Mama gots a funny tweat
I weally wants to see
I weminds her she shud share
I ses now gib to me
Mama lets me hab a sniff
Dis intwesting for shur!
I sniffy mor, I takes a bite
I lik my lips and purr
#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItOobayFlayber #SheNotFinkedIWudLikeIt #ILikeIt #IEatItAll
I weally wants to see
I weminds her she shud share
I ses now gib to me
Mama lets me hab a sniff
Dis intwesting for shur!
I sniffy mor, I takes a bite
I lik my lips and purr
#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItOobayFlayber #SheNotFinkedIWudLikeIt #ILikeIt #IEatItAll
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Mama gots a funny tweat
I weally wants to see
I weminds her she shud share
I ses now gib to me
Mama lets me hab a sniff
Dis intwesting for shur!
I sniffy mor, I takes a bite
I lik my lips and purr
#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItOobayFlayber #SheNotFinkedIWudLikeIt #ILikeIt #IEatItAll
I weally wants to see
I weminds her she shud share
I ses now gib to me
Mama lets me hab a sniff
Dis intwesting for shur!
I sniffy mor, I takes a bite
I lik my lips and purr
#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItOobayFlayber #SheNotFinkedIWudLikeIt #ILikeIt #IEatItAll
Me and Fig halp make da bed
By wessling fearse on top
Figgy pounce, we nip and bite
Den on his face I bop
It be fun until da Fig
Desides to go and cheat
He bites me on da bumbum
Cuz he finks dat will defeet.
#CheddarPoetry #BumbumBiteBeAgainstDaWules #DatMeansIWin #CheaterFiggy
By wessling fearse on top
Figgy pounce, we nip and bite
Den on his face I bop
It be fun until da Fig
Desides to go and cheat
He bites me on da bumbum
Cuz he finks dat will defeet.
#CheddarPoetry #BumbumBiteBeAgainstDaWules #DatMeansIWin #CheaterFiggy
January 20, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Me and Fig halp make da bed
By wessling fearse on top
Figgy pounce, we nip and bite
Den on his face I bop
It be fun until da Fig
Desides to go and cheat
He bites me on da bumbum
Cuz he finks dat will defeet.
#CheddarPoetry #BumbumBiteBeAgainstDaWules #DatMeansIWin #CheaterFiggy
By wessling fearse on top
Figgy pounce, we nip and bite
Den on his face I bop
It be fun until da Fig
Desides to go and cheat
He bites me on da bumbum
Cuz he finks dat will defeet.
#CheddarPoetry #BumbumBiteBeAgainstDaWules #DatMeansIWin #CheaterFiggy
Climing under all da sheets
I halps to make da bed
I is hunting stinky zoms
And making dem all ded!
#CheddarPoetry #NewBedsheetsDay #FiggyTwyToHalpToo #ButHeNotNoeHowToHalpGood
I halps to make da bed
I is hunting stinky zoms
And making dem all ded!
#CheddarPoetry #NewBedsheetsDay #FiggyTwyToHalpToo #ButHeNotNoeHowToHalpGood
January 19, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Climing under all da sheets
I halps to make da bed
I is hunting stinky zoms
And making dem all ded!
#CheddarPoetry #NewBedsheetsDay #FiggyTwyToHalpToo #ButHeNotNoeHowToHalpGood
I halps to make da bed
I is hunting stinky zoms
And making dem all ded!
#CheddarPoetry #NewBedsheetsDay #FiggyTwyToHalpToo #ButHeNotNoeHowToHalpGood
I's a tiger in da jungil
Hiding by da twee
I be hunting Chewys
But da Chewy not sees me
Kweeping slo, I peeky out
I takes her by supwize
Den da Chewy runs away
To mama she go cwies
#CheddarPoetry #ChewyAlwaysTaddils #INotEbenPouncedHer #MyPawsGottedColdSoIGoedInsideAfter
Hiding by da twee
I be hunting Chewys
But da Chewy not sees me
Kweeping slo, I peeky out
I takes her by supwize
Den da Chewy runs away
To mama she go cwies
#CheddarPoetry #ChewyAlwaysTaddils #INotEbenPouncedHer #MyPawsGottedColdSoIGoedInsideAfter
January 18, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I's a tiger in da jungil
Hiding by da twee
I be hunting Chewys
But da Chewy not sees me
Kweeping slo, I peeky out
I takes her by supwize
Den da Chewy runs away
To mama she go cwies
#CheddarPoetry #ChewyAlwaysTaddils #INotEbenPouncedHer #MyPawsGottedColdSoIGoedInsideAfter
Hiding by da twee
I be hunting Chewys
But da Chewy not sees me
Kweeping slo, I peeky out
I takes her by supwize
Den da Chewy runs away
To mama she go cwies
#CheddarPoetry #ChewyAlwaysTaddils #INotEbenPouncedHer #MyPawsGottedColdSoIGoedInsideAfter
In fwont of pooter, Figgy sits
He finks it like teebee
He luvs da poyntee arrwow
And he paws it gentilly
He waches all da pikchurs moob
He sits dere for so long
And wen he done, he twots away
And sings a happy song
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeLookBehindDaSkweenToo
He finks it like teebee
He luvs da poyntee arrwow
And he paws it gentilly
He waches all da pikchurs moob
He sits dere for so long
And wen he done, he twots away
And sings a happy song
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeLookBehindDaSkweenToo
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
In fwont of pooter, Figgy sits
He finks it like teebee
He luvs da poyntee arrwow
And he paws it gentilly
He waches all da pikchurs moob
He sits dere for so long
And wen he done, he twots away
And sings a happy song
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeLookBehindDaSkweenToo
He finks it like teebee
He luvs da poyntee arrwow
And he paws it gentilly
He waches all da pikchurs moob
He sits dere for so long
And wen he done, he twots away
And sings a happy song
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeLookBehindDaSkweenToo
Mama got a new fone
Da Fig and me go see
I ses I halp to set up
I paws it biggusly
Mama skoops me off it
As Figgy bites da kord
Da mama gets all fussturd
She not gibs us weward
#CheddarPoetry #WeHalps #MamaPutHerHandsOnHerHedAndSedArgg #PywitsSayArgg #MamaNotPywit #SillyMama
Da Fig and me go see
I ses I halp to set up
I paws it biggusly
Mama skoops me off it
As Figgy bites da kord
Da mama gets all fussturd
She not gibs us weward
#CheddarPoetry #WeHalps #MamaPutHerHandsOnHerHedAndSedArgg #PywitsSayArgg #MamaNotPywit #SillyMama
January 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Mama got a new fone
Da Fig and me go see
I ses I halp to set up
I paws it biggusly
Mama skoops me off it
As Figgy bites da kord
Da mama gets all fussturd
She not gibs us weward
#CheddarPoetry #WeHalps #MamaPutHerHandsOnHerHedAndSedArgg #PywitsSayArgg #MamaNotPywit #SillyMama
Da Fig and me go see
I ses I halp to set up
I paws it biggusly
Mama skoops me off it
As Figgy bites da kord
Da mama gets all fussturd
She not gibs us weward
#CheddarPoetry #WeHalps #MamaPutHerHandsOnHerHedAndSedArgg #PywitsSayArgg #MamaNotPywit #SillyMama
A warryer
A fiter
A fearsum tiger cat
I twain each day
I bild my stwenff
My mussles big
My mussles stwong
See me now
Yor hewo stands
I struts away
All hamsum pwoud
#IBeAllMussles #IBeFearseWarryer #IBeNinjaFiter #FiggyNotGotsMussles #HimAllSoft #IProteksHim #IProteksEberybuddy
A fiter
A fearsum tiger cat
I twain each day
I bild my stwenff
My mussles big
My mussles stwong
See me now
Yor hewo stands
I struts away
All hamsum pwoud
#IBeAllMussles #IBeFearseWarryer #IBeNinjaFiter #FiggyNotGotsMussles #HimAllSoft #IProteksHim #IProteksEberybuddy
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
A warryer
A fiter
A fearsum tiger cat
I twain each day
I bild my stwenff
My mussles big
My mussles stwong
See me now
Yor hewo stands
I struts away
All hamsum pwoud
#IBeAllMussles #IBeFearseWarryer #IBeNinjaFiter #FiggyNotGotsMussles #HimAllSoft #IProteksHim #IProteksEberybuddy
A fiter
A fearsum tiger cat
I twain each day
I bild my stwenff
My mussles big
My mussles stwong
See me now
Yor hewo stands
I struts away
All hamsum pwoud
#IBeAllMussles #IBeFearseWarryer #IBeNinjaFiter #FiggyNotGotsMussles #HimAllSoft #IProteksHim #IProteksEberybuddy
Dis wat I gots to deal wif
A brudder in da way
Wekking all my fotos
Cuz all he dos is play
Always being silly
To lern good, he dos not
Tho he can annoy me
I still luvs him a lot
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Brudders #HeBwattySumtimes #INotLikesItWenHeFotoBumsMe #ILuvsDaFiggy
A brudder in da way
Wekking all my fotos
Cuz all he dos is play
Always being silly
To lern good, he dos not
Tho he can annoy me
I still luvs him a lot
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Brudders #HeBwattySumtimes #INotLikesItWenHeFotoBumsMe #ILuvsDaFiggy
January 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Dis wat I gots to deal wif
A brudder in da way
Wekking all my fotos
Cuz all he dos is play
Always being silly
To lern good, he dos not
Tho he can annoy me
I still luvs him a lot
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Brudders #HeBwattySumtimes #INotLikesItWenHeFotoBumsMe #ILuvsDaFiggy
A brudder in da way
Wekking all my fotos
Cuz all he dos is play
Always being silly
To lern good, he dos not
Tho he can annoy me
I still luvs him a lot
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Brudders #HeBwattySumtimes #INotLikesItWenHeFotoBumsMe #ILuvsDaFiggy
Silly Figgy twies to paynt
But he jus roll awound
He waches mousie upside down
As dey makes skweeky sound
Figgy luvs his mousie fwend
And wishes dey was fwee
He twies to gwab da mousie out
But stuk inside dey be
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #PayntingGame #MousieFwend #MamaGoAww
But he jus roll awound
He waches mousie upside down
As dey makes skweeky sound
Figgy luvs his mousie fwend
And wishes dey was fwee
He twies to gwab da mousie out
But stuk inside dey be
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #PayntingGame #MousieFwend #MamaGoAww
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Silly Figgy twies to paynt
But he jus roll awound
He waches mousie upside down
As dey makes skweeky sound
Figgy luvs his mousie fwend
And wishes dey was fwee
He twies to gwab da mousie out
But stuk inside dey be
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #PayntingGame #MousieFwend #MamaGoAww
But he jus roll awound
He waches mousie upside down
As dey makes skweeky sound
Figgy luvs his mousie fwend
And wishes dey was fwee
He twies to gwab da mousie out
But stuk inside dey be
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #PayntingGame #MousieFwend #MamaGoAww
Wif softy fur
And airplane ears
Yor hamsum jet
It be rite heers
So wear yor belt
And hang on tite
Cuz we about to
Zoom in flite
#CheddarPoetry #CheddarAir #CheezPlane #LofePlane #IGotInTrubbleForBitingFiggysBumbum #ItWasJusLiddleBiteTho
And airplane ears
Yor hamsum jet
It be rite heers
So wear yor belt
And hang on tite
Cuz we about to
Zoom in flite
#CheddarPoetry #CheddarAir #CheezPlane #LofePlane #IGotInTrubbleForBitingFiggysBumbum #ItWasJusLiddleBiteTho
January 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Wif softy fur
And airplane ears
Yor hamsum jet
It be rite heers
So wear yor belt
And hang on tite
Cuz we about to
Zoom in flite
#CheddarPoetry #CheddarAir #CheezPlane #LofePlane #IGotInTrubbleForBitingFiggysBumbum #ItWasJusLiddleBiteTho
And airplane ears
Yor hamsum jet
It be rite heers
So wear yor belt
And hang on tite
Cuz we about to
Zoom in flite
#CheddarPoetry #CheddarAir #CheezPlane #LofePlane #IGotInTrubbleForBitingFiggysBumbum #ItWasJusLiddleBiteTho
I teech Fig bout yallo sno
So him go twy and see
In da sno, he digs a hole
And den he makes a pee
So him go twy and see
In da sno, he digs a hole
And den he makes a pee
January 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I teech Fig bout yallo sno
So him go twy and see
In da sno, he digs a hole
And den he makes a pee
So him go twy and see
In da sno, he digs a hole
And den he makes a pee
Mama takes the ipaw out
And Figgy sings wif joy
He wants to see his mousie fwend
He be a happy boy
I starts to paynt, da Figgy wach
And den I kiss his hed
Turning bak, I paynt sum mor
I paw da mousie ded
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Paynting #MousieFwend #FiggyJusWachHeNotPaynt
And Figgy sings wif joy
He wants to see his mousie fwend
He be a happy boy
I starts to paynt, da Figgy wach
And den I kiss his hed
Turning bak, I paynt sum mor
I paw da mousie ded
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Paynting #MousieFwend #FiggyJusWachHeNotPaynt
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Mama takes the ipaw out
And Figgy sings wif joy
He wants to see his mousie fwend
He be a happy boy
I starts to paynt, da Figgy wach
And den I kiss his hed
Turning bak, I paynt sum mor
I paw da mousie ded
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Paynting #MousieFwend #FiggyJusWachHeNotPaynt
And Figgy sings wif joy
He wants to see his mousie fwend
He be a happy boy
I starts to paynt, da Figgy wach
And den I kiss his hed
Turning bak, I paynt sum mor
I paw da mousie ded
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Paynting #MousieFwend #FiggyJusWachHeNotPaynt
Figgy run
And Figgy fly
He twy so hard
To weach da sky
But weel jus spin
So heer he stay
He hops off fast
And runs away
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Weel #ICanRunLikeDatToo #ItNotAPoopyRun #ItJusWeglarRun
And Figgy fly
He twy so hard
To weach da sky
But weel jus spin
So heer he stay
He hops off fast
And runs away
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Weel #ICanRunLikeDatToo #ItNotAPoopyRun #ItJusWeglarRun
January 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Figgy run
And Figgy fly
He twy so hard
To weach da sky
But weel jus spin
So heer he stay
He hops off fast
And runs away
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Weel #ICanRunLikeDatToo #ItNotAPoopyRun #ItJusWeglarRun
And Figgy fly
He twy so hard
To weach da sky
But weel jus spin
So heer he stay
He hops off fast
And runs away
#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Weel #ICanRunLikeDatToo #ItNotAPoopyRun #ItJusWeglarRun
As mama steps out
I hops out da dor
I ses I comes too
I gos to eksplor
But close to da hous
Is all I can go
Cuz eberyware else
Dere be too much sno
My paws, dey get cold
Da sno weach my chin
Den bak to da dor
Cuz I wants bak in
#CheddarPoetry #TooMuchSno #IFoundSumNipTho
I hops out da dor
I ses I comes too
I gos to eksplor
But close to da hous
Is all I can go
Cuz eberyware else
Dere be too much sno
My paws, dey get cold
Da sno weach my chin
Den bak to da dor
Cuz I wants bak in
#CheddarPoetry #TooMuchSno #IFoundSumNipTho
January 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
As mama steps out
I hops out da dor
I ses I comes too
I gos to eksplor
But close to da hous
Is all I can go
Cuz eberyware else
Dere be too much sno
My paws, dey get cold
Da sno weach my chin
Den bak to da dor
Cuz I wants bak in
#CheddarPoetry #TooMuchSno #IFoundSumNipTho
I hops out da dor
I ses I comes too
I gos to eksplor
But close to da hous
Is all I can go
Cuz eberyware else
Dere be too much sno
My paws, dey get cold
Da sno weach my chin
Den bak to da dor
Cuz I wants bak in
#CheddarPoetry #TooMuchSno #IFoundSumNipTho
I kwalls upon da mama's lap
Under blanky
Purring loud
I falls asleep
Figgy kwalls on mama's lap
He snuggles close
Atop da blanky
Skwishing me
Den we boff be on mama's lap
A cuddle puddle
Nappy pile
#CuddlePuddle #NappyPile #MeAndFiggy #ISharesMama
Under blanky
Purring loud
I falls asleep
Figgy kwalls on mama's lap
He snuggles close
Atop da blanky
Skwishing me
Den we boff be on mama's lap
A cuddle puddle
Nappy pile
#CuddlePuddle #NappyPile #MeAndFiggy #ISharesMama
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I kwalls upon da mama's lap
Under blanky
Purring loud
I falls asleep
Figgy kwalls on mama's lap
He snuggles close
Atop da blanky
Skwishing me
Den we boff be on mama's lap
A cuddle puddle
Nappy pile
#CuddlePuddle #NappyPile #MeAndFiggy #ISharesMama
Under blanky
Purring loud
I falls asleep
Figgy kwalls on mama's lap
He snuggles close
Atop da blanky
Skwishing me
Den we boff be on mama's lap
A cuddle puddle
Nappy pile
#CuddlePuddle #NappyPile #MeAndFiggy #ISharesMama
I gots fweshy bitey stik
I gwabs it close, I gibs a lik
I holds in paws, I rolls awound
Oh such big happys I has found!
#CheddarPoetry #Balarrywin #Stik #MamaSesBiteStikAndNotHer #IStillBitesHer
I gwabs it close, I gibs a lik
I holds in paws, I rolls awound
Oh such big happys I has found!
#CheddarPoetry #Balarrywin #Stik #MamaSesBiteStikAndNotHer #IStillBitesHer
January 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I gots fweshy bitey stik
I gwabs it close, I gibs a lik
I holds in paws, I rolls awound
Oh such big happys I has found!
#CheddarPoetry #Balarrywin #Stik #MamaSesBiteStikAndNotHer #IStillBitesHer
I gwabs it close, I gibs a lik
I holds in paws, I rolls awound
Oh such big happys I has found!
#CheddarPoetry #Balarrywin #Stik #MamaSesBiteStikAndNotHer #IStillBitesHer
Mama comes home
But nobuddy gweets her
Nobuddy comes
Mama gos to da kichin
Wif gwoshwees in bag
But nobuddy follows
Nobuddy comes
Mama has worry
She calls out in da sylense
But nobuddy lissens
Nobuddy comes
She gos looking for us
And finds us asleep
Den we wakes up
We all come
But nobuddy gweets her
Nobuddy comes
Mama gos to da kichin
Wif gwoshwees in bag
But nobuddy follows
Nobuddy comes
Mama has worry
She calls out in da sylense
But nobuddy lissens
Nobuddy comes
She gos looking for us
And finds us asleep
Den we wakes up
We all come
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Mama comes home
But nobuddy gweets her
Nobuddy comes
Mama gos to da kichin
Wif gwoshwees in bag
But nobuddy follows
Nobuddy comes
Mama has worry
She calls out in da sylense
But nobuddy lissens
Nobuddy comes
She gos looking for us
And finds us asleep
Den we wakes up
We all come
But nobuddy gweets her
Nobuddy comes
Mama gos to da kichin
Wif gwoshwees in bag
But nobuddy follows
Nobuddy comes
Mama has worry
She calls out in da sylense
But nobuddy lissens
Nobuddy comes
She gos looking for us
And finds us asleep
Den we wakes up
We all come
I has payshints
I not gwab
I waits for milk
Til I can hab
I sits and purr
Wen finally
Da mama done
And milk for me!
#CheddarPoetry #BwekkyMilk #SockyNotComeForMilk #SoMilkAllMine #IBeLotsGood #FiggyNotNoeBoutMilkBol #INotGonnaTellsHim #YesserdayIMakedJyantPoopyMewtin
I not gwab
I waits for milk
Til I can hab
I sits and purr
Wen finally
Da mama done
And milk for me!
#CheddarPoetry #BwekkyMilk #SockyNotComeForMilk #SoMilkAllMine #IBeLotsGood #FiggyNotNoeBoutMilkBol #INotGonnaTellsHim #YesserdayIMakedJyantPoopyMewtin
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I has payshints
I not gwab
I waits for milk
Til I can hab
I sits and purr
Wen finally
Da mama done
And milk for me!
#CheddarPoetry #BwekkyMilk #SockyNotComeForMilk #SoMilkAllMine #IBeLotsGood #FiggyNotNoeBoutMilkBol #INotGonnaTellsHim #YesserdayIMakedJyantPoopyMewtin
I not gwab
I waits for milk
Til I can hab
I sits and purr
Wen finally
Da mama done
And milk for me!
#CheddarPoetry #BwekkyMilk #SockyNotComeForMilk #SoMilkAllMine #IBeLotsGood #FiggyNotNoeBoutMilkBol #INotGonnaTellsHim #YesserdayIMakedJyantPoopyMewtin
Mama ses I liddle
I tells her dat I big
Mama ses I baby
I tells her dat be Fig
Mama ses I cutie
Wif dat, I has agwee
Den I snuggles closely
So dat she cuddles me
#CheddarPoetry #HammyMewYears #MamaFinallyGibbedMeBakDaiPawSoICanMakePostysAgen #MamaWested #IBeBigBoy #FiggyBeBaby
I tells her dat I big
Mama ses I baby
I tells her dat be Fig
Mama ses I cutie
Wif dat, I has agwee
Den I snuggles closely
So dat she cuddles me
#CheddarPoetry #HammyMewYears #MamaFinallyGibbedMeBakDaiPawSoICanMakePostysAgen #MamaWested #IBeBigBoy #FiggyBeBaby
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Mama ses I liddle
I tells her dat I big
Mama ses I baby
I tells her dat be Fig
Mama ses I cutie
Wif dat, I has agwee
Den I snuggles closely
So dat she cuddles me
#CheddarPoetry #HammyMewYears #MamaFinallyGibbedMeBakDaiPawSoICanMakePostysAgen #MamaWested #IBeBigBoy #FiggyBeBaby
I tells her dat I big
Mama ses I baby
I tells her dat be Fig
Mama ses I cutie
Wif dat, I has agwee
Den I snuggles closely
So dat she cuddles me
#CheddarPoetry #HammyMewYears #MamaFinallyGibbedMeBakDaiPawSoICanMakePostysAgen #MamaWested #IBeBigBoy #FiggyBeBaby