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Cheddar
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My bumbum, it be majik
It noes how kownt to 2
Den, wif liddle effert
It makes a stinky poo

Da poopy, it be sylent
But always lands wif plop
Neber dos I bury
I always leeb on top

#CheddarPoetry #HappyPoopyDay #EberydayBePoopyDayTho #EberybuddyPoops #DatNotChokwitOnDaFlor 💩
Closeup of Cheddar's face. You can only see his left eye.
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Figgy, he be bad boy
He jump inside da sheet
As da mama sleeping
He go attak her feet

I pounce him on da bed top
We wessles on da flor
We makes a bunch of noyz
Den I chase him out da dor

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyBad #IBeGood #IProtekDaMamaFwomFiggyFootMonster #MamaGotUpRiteAfter
Cheddar sits and looks up at the camera with an innocent yet proud expression on his face.
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Socky, she gets speshil noms
It kitten food for her
Wen da mama serbs da Sock
I come and start to purr

Wubbing stwong on mama's leg
I chirp eksitedly
Making shur she not forget
Da spoon gets likked by me

#CheddarPoetry #SockySesSheDaBaby #IKleenDaSpoonForMama #IGoodHalper #FiggyTwiedToFotoBumMe
Cheddar licks a spoon with his long tongue.
February 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
In mama's hand, dere be a tweat
Eksited lots I be
Opening my mouff all big
I ses dis tweat for me!

#CheddarPoetry #Tweat #ItGoInMyMouff #FiggyGetTweatToo #IPurrLoud #IWantsMor
Cheddar, on the left, sits with his head tilted back. His mouth is wide open as he goes to eat a treat being held by his mama's hand. Figgy sits facing Cheddar, smelling the treat.
February 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Bumbum blaster
Cheeky skweek
A poot or toot
A stinky leak

To cut da cheez
And den sum mor
Jus turn and let
Yor bumbum RAWRR!

#CheddarPoetry #FartDay #Stinkys #MamaGoodAtDaTooting #FiggyNotNoesHowToToot #IMakedLotsStinkysWenIWasBaby #INotFartNoMor
Cheddar stands, facing rightward, with his head facing the camera. He has big eyes and he is somewhat sticking out his bum.
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Figgy in da twee
Figgy in da twee
Waching all da birdies
And singing ee ee eeee

And wen da Fig is done
To da dor he run
Dats Figgy
Dats Figgy in da
Twee twee twee twee
Twee twee twee twee

#CheddarSong #CheddarParrydee #SillyFiggy #HeDiggyInDaMudToo #DenHeGetMudOnFlorAndBlanky
Figgy stands on a branch in the cedar tree. He is peering upwards with big eyes.
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I is nakey
On pawtrol
I look for paynt
So I can roll

But it all frozed
No paynt for me
All kleen and wite
Is wat I be

#CheddarPoetry #FwozedPaynt #NoFair #FiggyComeOutsideToo #HeTwyDiggyHoles #HeRunnedFwomMamaAndGotInTrubble #IComeWenMamaCallMe #IGoodBoy
Cheddar walks towards the camera with a serious expression. His tail is straight up, with a small curl at the end. The ground is snowy, with grass exposed in the spot where he is walking.
February 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Figgy cwies at clawsit
Cuz his sord be stukked insides
He weaches underneef da dor
To find his sord dat hides

But befor he gets it out
Da Chewy wanders past
Da Figgy gets distwakted
And he follows Chewy fast

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAlwaysLosesSordInClawsit #HeGoKissyChewy
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Mama puts her boots on
As I cwies in fwont of dor
I purr and kwall upon her
Wile she sits on da flor

As she gos to stand
I wubs her luvingly
Da mama almost falls
And nearly steps on me!

#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesNoGoUnderFoot #SheSesINokkedHerOber #INotForSteppingOn #NotNice
February 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Why yoo sleeping?
Time for wake!
My posty now
Yoo gots to make

Why not yoo up?
It be so late!
I weally dos not
Likes to wait

I has beed payshint
Mama see
And yoo shud lissen
All to me

So up yoo get
And feed me too
Befor I makes
A stinky poo

#CheddarPoetry #MamaSleepyInLate
Closeup, viewed from below, of Cheddar looking down at the camera with big eyes.
January 31, 2026 at 6:01 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Under blanky
In my place
I makes a skwishy
Cuddle face

Da blanky lifts
Da mama peeks
She tikkles boff
My skwishy cheeks

I starts to purr
Asleep I fall
As I kurls up
In skwishy ball

#Cheddarpoetry #SkwishyCuddleFace #SkwishyCheezBall #MamaGoedAwww #SheWakedMe #DatNotNice
Cheddar cuddles close to his mama's leg and is looking up as the blanket he's under is raised. His eyes are squinted as he looks up.
January 30, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Figgy runs
And I go chase
We run fru hous
We has a race

Den up da wall
Away fwom me
Da Figgy sings
He at home fwee

#CheddarPoetry #HomeFwee #NoFair #FiggySesHePinsessAgen #HeOnDaPinsessBalkunny #HeSingHappySong
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I twy to play wif Figgy
But da Fig, he go and cwy
He ses he dos not want to play
And I do not noe why

He waches mama closely
As I gibs him gentil bop
He ses he not wants camra
So da wessles he go stop

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyNotLikeCamraAtWessles #IDunnoWhyNot #MaybeCuzHeNeberWins
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I likes puzzils
I is smart!
I gets out all da tweats

Find dem all
Put in my tum
Dis puzzil I defeets!

#CheddarPoetry #Puzzil #IGetsAllDaTweats #IPurrDaHoleTime #FiggyPlayWifPuzzilToo #ButIBetterAtPuzzilDenHim
Cheddar sits and plays with a treat puzzle. His paw is reaching into a slot to grab out a treat. He is looking at the puzzle intently.
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I tells mama it smells like poopy
Mama ses she noes
I tells mama it not me dis time
Mama ses she noes

I tells mama it was Socky
Mama ses she noes
I asks mama how she noes
Mama ses becuz
It not stink up all da hous

#StinkyPoopy #ItWasSocky #NotMeDisTime #MamaAlwaysNoesWenItBeMe
Cheddar looks up at the camera with an innocent expression on his face.
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Silly Figgy
Sits by skween
And waches it wif aww

He sees himself
He sees his game
He tuch it wif his paw

He wants his mousie
Liddle fwend
A furry small delite

But wen his mousie
Not comes out
He gwabs da skween to bite

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Mousie #PootersNotForBites
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Lik da mama
Kiss da mama
Make da mama kleen

Wash her fingers
One by one
And eberyware between

#CheddarPoetry #MamaTastesLikeMama #ILikesMamasTaste #ILikkyHerNotBiteyHer #IBitedHerLater
January 24, 2026 at 5:19 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
In da nite, da mama up
I tells her, bak to bed!
But den I sees dat sumfing wong
She gots a hurty hed

Mama takes sum meddysin
And bak to bed we go
Den da Figgy wakeys up
And nips da mama's toe

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #SillyFiggy #HeMakedMamaSkweek #IWessleHimToMakeHimBeGood
Cheddar lies on a blanket, looking at the camera.
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Figgy luvs da Chewy
And dey cuddles on da bed
As da Chewy falls asleep
Da Figgy baffs her hed

I still finks it not be fair
She lets him close like dis
Neber dos she let me near
She runs away and hiss

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyLuvsChewy #ChewyLuvsFig #ILuvsDemToo #ButChewyNotLikeMe
Figgy, on the left, is curled up close, next to Chewy, on the right. Figgy is looking up at the camera with a smile on his face. Chewy is sound asleep.
January 22, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Mama gots a funny tweat
I weally wants to see
I weminds her she shud share
I ses now gib to me

Mama lets me hab a sniff
Dis intwesting for shur!
I sniffy mor, I takes a bite
I lik my lips and purr

#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItOobayFlayber #SheNotFinkedIWudLikeIt #ILikeIt #IEatItAll
Cheddar bites into a small, brightly purple cookie. His left eye is squinted nearly closed and his right eye is half sqinted.
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Me and Fig halp make da bed
By wessling fearse on top
Figgy pounce, we nip and bite
Den on his face I bop

It be fun until da Fig
Desides to go and cheat
He bites me on da bumbum
Cuz he finks dat will defeet.

#CheddarPoetry #BumbumBiteBeAgainstDaWules #DatMeansIWin #CheaterFiggy
January 20, 2026 at 5:16 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
Climing under all da sheets
I halps to make da bed
I is hunting stinky zoms
And making dem all ded!

#CheddarPoetry #NewBedsheetsDay #FiggyTwyToHalpToo #ButHeNotNoeHowToHalpGood
Cheddar lies under a light yellow bedsheet. He is looking at the camera with big eyes and his tongue is sticking out of his mouth slightly.
January 19, 2026 at 5:11 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
I's a tiger in da jungil
Hiding by da twee
I be hunting Chewys
But da Chewy not sees me

Kweeping slo, I peeky out
I takes her by supwize
Den da Chewy runs away
To mama she go cwies

#CheddarPoetry #ChewyAlwaysTaddils #INotEbenPouncedHer #MyPawsGottedColdSoIGoedInsideAfter
Cheddar crouches low under a cedar tree. He is facing rightward and a small branch is grazing part of his head.
January 18, 2026 at 5:02 PM
fartycheddarcat.bsky.social
In fwont of pooter, Figgy sits
He finks it like teebee
He luvs da poyntee arrwow
And he paws it gentilly

He waches all da pikchurs moob
He sits dere for so long
And wen he done, he twots away
And sings a happy song

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeLookBehindDaSkweenToo
A closeup of Figgy looking at the camera with a curious and happy expression. Behind him are two computer monitors.
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Mama got a new fone
Da Fig and me go see
I ses I halp to set up
I paws it biggusly

Mama skoops me off it
As Figgy bites da kord
Da mama gets all fussturd
She not gibs us weward

#CheddarPoetry #WeHalps #MamaPutHerHandsOnHerHedAndSedArgg #PywitsSayArgg #MamaNotPywit #SillyMama
Cheddar looks upward, slightly to the left of the camera, with a proud expression on his face.
January 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM