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Fast Fingers Audit

@fastfingersaudit.bsky.social

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Classic cars and botanical gardens. My great uncle fought to defeat fascists, my uncle fought to defeat commies and now it's my turn. The fight for democracy and freedom is never ending. Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we shall die.

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 1h

So Mike is saying Congress is unnecessary and he has no clue what the President doing. Yeah, this is going to end well.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h

REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 1h

The Broligarchs actually let CNN do this? Or is this just to keep the sheep complacent?

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4h

“Fiction.”

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www.cnn.com/2025/10/11/p...

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 1h

Me: Video or it didn't happen.
Scale: Roll 'em
Me: Oh shit

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 1h

Happy birthday Samny, I will NOT drive 55 in your honor.

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 2h

Happy birthday Mr. Edie Brickell 😁

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 12h

Donald keeps telling the Evangelicals he's not God and yet they leave him in power, why? Why do they leave him there when he keeps admitting he's conning them? Or are they really conning him?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 12h

Love the George Washington reenactment.

Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 15h

Reinforcements have been dispatched to Portland… 🤣🐸🤣

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 14h

It's an oldie but goodie.

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 15h

It's also the year Seattle Slew took the Triple Crown, the first winner since Secretariat in 1973.

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 15h

It's said only two good things came out of Italy, and Sophia Loren had both of them 😁

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 18h

There's a reason why Trump's policies of the Elites are hurting the hard core Republican base first and worst, they can't stand poor people and now they no longer need them.

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 18h

J Lo on South Park

Jennifer Lopez Works At La Taco

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 18h

Speaking of J Lo, checkout the South Park episode where the guys skewered her.

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 18h

Nobody bitched when Puerto Rican Jennifer Lopez was named the Super Bowl half time act on 2020, though they should have because she's a no talent hack. So what is the problem with Bad Bunny?

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 19h

That song is on both my best and worst lists of the 1980s.

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 19h

The math maths. But sadly that CEO doesn't have "income" the same way that worker has "income." That needs to change as well.

Marjan Geotraveler @marjangeotraveler.bsky.social · 19h

Marta (@grammamarta)

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 19h

I knew Cookie Monster is in Antifa!

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 19h

If only Republicans at the @lincolnproject.us had gone on Fox years ago and destroyed Glen Beck, Bill O'Reilly et. al. instead of agreeing with their authortarian racist bull shit and and their ridiculous conspiracies about Democrats. But they didn't because they wanted one party rule.

gme11💙 @gme11.bsky.social · 19h

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Late Night Adventures: Sneaky Links and Quiet Escapes #harryjsisson

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 19h

MAGAs are impervious to logic and reason. Plus the fat old man is so far gone I bet he is at the dementia stage where he plays with the shit in his diaper.

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 19h

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 23h

I'll play Lionel Ritchie's "Dancing on the Ceiling" in your honor. Unless you hate that record then I'll burn it in your honor 😁

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 23h

Maybe Trump is sacrificing MAGA to Qatar, letting the soldiers use MAGA communities as target practice? It's sad that scenario is not totally implausible.

Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 23h

I wonder how bad the Qatari's played us. This man is so far gone, I wouldn't be surprised if he told the Qatari's they can use American cities for target practice.

🧛‍♀️🎃~Bindi~🎃🧛‍♀️ @bindiatthebeach.bsky.social · 1d

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 23h

That was my Nora, sometimes I could never find her. I never thought to look up 🤣

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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 23h

I exhibited all of this as a kid, I'm quite shocked my conservative parents didn't have me out down. Oh wait, those are the values my conservative parents drilled into my head (sadly old age and hatred of Hillary turned dad into MAGA).

Ken Struck @kenstruck.bsky.social · 1d

Beware Antifa!