Fast Fingers Audit
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Classic cars and botanical gardens. My great uncle fought to defeat fascists, my uncle fought to defeat commies and now it's my turn. The fight for democracy and freedom is never ending. Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we shall die.
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fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
I just love "Cheeto Christ." I need to find an artist who can make a statue or something of Jesus out of Cheetos.
vanala.bsky.social
It's a version of Weekend at Trumpies
No one else has the loyalty of Cheeto Christ
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
I haven't heard "Cheeto Christ" before. I have to remember that one.
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
He's old and frail, is that why they are moving so fast? Because they think he'll be dead shortly? If he drops dead tomorrow, what do they do? Who holds the cult together through the weekend? They have to have a backup plan for the inevitable and they should be enacting it now, unless...
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
I really can't argue with this logic.
bonhoefferchild.bsky.social
Every version of Christendom has never been anything but Caesar dressed in Christ's cast-off burial clothes.

Reject the Christendom's siren call, and instead lean into earnest faith. A faith of lived example, consistent witness, and one that rejects Caesar's tools, trappings, and power.
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
If the purpose is to distract people from the Nazis ethnic cleansing, it ain't working.
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
"Siren Call" works, like the mythical mermaids that would lure sailors to their doom.
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
The President of the United States is clearly mentally unstable and he remains. Why do they let Crazy Old Man Stinky stay in charge? What is he needed for that JD can't do?
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
I saw 30 years ago the Rs goal was totalitarianism. I wonder what line the GOP crossed to cause staunch Republicans like George Conway, Bill Kristol and others to jump ship. I have my doubts a vulgar New Yorker caused them to start loving democracy.
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
Canks has imploded so why hasn't JD pounced yet? I would have thought JD would have ousted him by now and seized power.
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
Sour dough starter is good. My personal favorite is mushy pees.
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fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
I have a friend who worked at Education who was "forced" to retire when McMahon defunded his agency; their primary focus was on Native American education.
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
I forgot about the FBI break with the ADL, and after they praised his boy Kirk too.
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
Why don't those Republicans call for the Speakers removal if they really want a solution? Sounds like Rep. Gallegos is getting played.
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
Why don't those Republicans call for removal of the Speaker, like Gaetz did to McCaerthy. It only takes one, and then the House votes to remove him. It's that simple. The fact Republicans refuse to use tools available to them to get what they say they want tells me it's a Susan Collins trick.
sahilkapur.bsky.social
Ruben @gallego.senate.gov, D-Ariz., says GOP senators tell him they want a health care deal. “The biggest sticking point now that I’m hearing from them is like, even if we get something, [Mike] Johnson is just going to tank it. So why? Why would we move if Johnson is going to tank it?”
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
Yeah, I'm not taking anything as gospel (pun fully intended) from a time in history when people believed weather patterns were the result of a pleased or angry deity.
fastfingersaudit.bsky.social
The penalties are still in the law, they were just set to $0, rendering enforcement of having insurance useless.