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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum

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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 15d

It’s almost October. The spooky season. I’m going to attempt to get weird with it (watch 50 movies)

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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 3m

Probably should have said dumbest instead but I am far from immune to becoming stupider every day like everyone else.

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 6m

The world is always at its stupidest before the dawn.

*This is my cope statement to myself*

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15m

Dr. Phil not being able to make money off MAGA is hilarious. Jack Posobiec got a beach house off it and his job was testing pee for the Navy. How are you that bad at this man?

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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 8h

I’ve never felt more alive than having my ID checked at Wal-Mart for buying R rated movies at 7am.

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 19h

I watched 1992's Godzilla vs Mothra. This didn't do much for me until the last 20 minutes but those 20 minutes are pretty awesome.

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matthew @pahuski.com · 1d

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 1d

I watched 1990’s Mirror Mirror. This is the second demonic/possessed mirror movie I’ve watched this weekend. So that’s weird. This actually goes pretty hard for a demonic mirror movie but in the end it’s still a demonic mirror movie.

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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 1d

Embers is not the forum for legalities.

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 1d

I used to say this was their most underrated film but I think it’s been mostly reevaluated as at least one of their minor masterpieces.

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 1d

Next up. It is time to get very angry and the greatest film antagonist to ever exist. Go to hell Sy Ableman.

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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

James got that sweet sweet buyout cash.

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

Congrats to James Franklin who appears to be on the verge of making 50 million dollars to not work. This is the true American dream.

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

Woke has gone too far when even brooms at Menards aren’t safe from liberal men.

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

The real life footage montage of the wedding scene where they jammed all the people from the earlier movies and James Wan in as cameos? Cause they’re both a bit unhinged.

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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

I watched 1993’s Ed And His Dead Mother. This is basically a dark comedy version of Re-Animator. It’s hit and miss but is also the only movie ever made where horny Ned Beatty spies on Kevin Sorbo’s wife through a telescope which leads to her seducing Steve Buscemi.

Poster for 1993’s Ed and his dead mother

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

It says more about me than the world but this is the first time in many years I’ve heard The Monster Mash with its actual lyrics and not the Nick Wiger CBB Monster Fuck lyrics.

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

There’s probably still time to shoot a quick post credits scene that ties the whole movie together.

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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

I never would have imagined Bruce Springsteen Monster Mash ska cover as a real life possibility.

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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

lol. Bruce actually skanks (sort of) halfway through. There is still goodness and purity in the world.

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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

The SUMMER OF SKA may be over but I’ll be damned if SKAUTUMN isn’t here to kick all of our asses.

timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 2d

I'm hyperventilating www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOoz...

Monster Mash - Bruce Springsteen - Rochester, Oct. 31, 2012

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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

Anyone but the Dodgers.

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

KOI IS BACK BABY

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

The dog just pulled the blankets off of me and onto the floor. The ultimate power move.

Blue heeler dog wrapped in a blanket I was using until she pulled it right off my lap

Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 2d

a close up of a person 's face with the words " the horror , the horror " written below it

Alt: a close up of a person 's face with the words " the horror , the horror " written below it

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