FunkyBoogieKing
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FunkyBoogieKing
@fbk42.bsky.social
Food blogger with eclectic taste in music. Willing to talk about politics and science.
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“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Makes you wonder 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Even now, thinking about himself
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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broke: overnight brine, roasting a turkey for hours, obsessively basting

woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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20 year-old National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom has died from her gunshot wounds. May she rest in peace.
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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When asked about the death of a W. Virginia National Guardsman, the President of the United States bragged about his electoral margin in her state.

When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.

Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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(Hegseth) is the only veteran who lists ‘blacked out in an Applebee’s bathroom’ as combat experience. Tim Scott is every racist's designated "one black friend." Comment with your own:
open.substack.com/pub/psychope...
Thanksgiving in Hell: A Roast of Everyone Still Ruining America
Ok, not everyone. An Unherdables Thanksgiving Roast.
open.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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If somebody were really pissed off, they would have shot ICE. I can't be the person thinking the shooting was a false flag to distract from Epstein and to justify sending troops to DC.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I found this terribly sad. A young woman with her life ahead of her, and she becomes one of the last American victims of the Long War.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Senile Satan, Con Junior and Fredo announced their phone in June, promising delivery in August to commemorate a decade since Satan came down the escalator. Not one phone has been delivered and good luck getting a refund. They took 590,000 deposits totaling $59 million.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Tonight is a rare night; I'm in the holiday spirit, I have eggnog, and I'm comparing the flavors of it spiked with cognac as opposed to overproof spiced rum. If you like spiked eggnog, reply and tell me what liquor you like in it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Called it.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I say this as a professor who teaches election law. 🗳️⚖️🧑🏿‍🏫
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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NBA Emirates Cup stakes pretty cut and dried tonight in Portland:

If the Blazers win, they clinch the "Group of Death."

If Spurs win, they can clinch Friday at Denver.

If Spurs lose, they are more or less eliminated from contention for knockout rounds.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Every single American should be concerned with the rapid increase of mass surveillance under ICE. It will not go away when they feel they’ve accomplished their mission of getting rid of all the non-white people.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Why can’t we have nice things, too?
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Dear Oval Office occupant,

A 20 year old National Guardsman is dead.

No one cares how many points you won West Virginia by.

Love,
Everyone in America still capable of critical thinking
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Release the MRI results
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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An MP in Zimbabwe has called for the repeal of the country's "backwards" 1977 abortion law. He argued that safe abortion should be available to a wider range of Zimbabwean women, as it is currently restricted to a privileged few. Each year, 60,000 women die due to unsafe abortion.
It’s Time To Scrap Zimbabwe’s Outdated Abortion Law - Molokele ⋆ Pindula News
Hwange Central MP Daniel Molokele (CCC) has called for the repeal of the 1977 Termination of Pregnancy Act, describing it as one of the most backward laws in Zimbabwe. Molokele made the comments at a ...
news.pindula.co.zw
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Think about all the evil assholes in this administration.

They *all* expect to die of old age, obscenely wealthy, surrounded by family, because that is how the US has allowed *every single previous evil asshole* to live after doing their atrocities.

They learned they will never be punished.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM