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Picasso was living in Nazi occupied Paris. A Gestapo officer harassed him and searched his apartment. He found a photo of the mural 'Guernica' and asked, “Did you do that?”
“Yeppers :3,” Picasso replied, “Prints are $45
“Yeppers :3,” Picasso replied, “Prints are $45
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Picasso was living in Nazi occupied Paris. A Gestapo officer harassed him and searched his apartment. He found a photo of the mural 'Guernica' and asked, “Did you do that?”
“Yeppers :3,” Picasso replied, “Prints are $45
“Yeppers :3,” Picasso replied, “Prints are $45
Milking your prostate should create a separate substance called Butt Cum
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Milking your prostate should create a separate substance called Butt Cum
A butterfly egg is sort of like the cocoon from which a beautiful caterpillar emerges
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A butterfly egg is sort of like the cocoon from which a beautiful caterpillar emerges
Dinosaur bones are likely what made ancient people think of dragons. So they probably weren’t even that surprised when they found actual dragon bones
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Dinosaur bones are likely what made ancient people think of dragons. So they probably weren’t even that surprised when they found actual dragon bones
Guy who is being evil: Well what is "evil"
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Guy who is being evil: Well what is "evil"
Spy with a hidden capsule in their teeth containing a tooth in case they need to chew something
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Spy with a hidden capsule in their teeth containing a tooth in case they need to chew something
Reptile house with a sign on the wall that tells you all the similarities between crocodile and alligators, but none of their differences
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Reptile house with a sign on the wall that tells you all the similarities between crocodile and alligators, but none of their differences
Mailmen should get free mail
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Mailmen should get free mail
There’s no way pi is infinite . Circles usually aren’t even that big
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
There’s no way pi is infinite . Circles usually aren’t even that big
If you torture animals as a kid, you’re more likely to grow up to be a serial killer. If you torture animals as an adult, you’re all good. Brain is done cooking
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If you torture animals as a kid, you’re more likely to grow up to be a serial killer. If you torture animals as an adult, you’re all good. Brain is done cooking
If poop were a sort of living bug that crawled out of your hole, toilet water would probably be scalding hot, so as to kill it quickly
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If poop were a sort of living bug that crawled out of your hole, toilet water would probably be scalding hot, so as to kill it quickly
All dogs go to heaven. That's why, right before I die, I'm going to graft a bunch of dogs to my body
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
All dogs go to heaven. That's why, right before I die, I'm going to graft a bunch of dogs to my body
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a skeleton army is a good guy with a skeleton army
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a skeleton army is a good guy with a skeleton army
The gift horse saying and the Trojan horse legend give us conflicting perspectives on whether or not to check the insides of a free horse
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The gift horse saying and the Trojan horse legend give us conflicting perspectives on whether or not to check the insides of a free horse
Here's what's next 🦋
October 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here's what's next 🦋
Actually Mr. Peterson, it’s better to live in muck and filth under a rock than to have a clean room. Consider the lobster,
October 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Actually Mr. Peterson, it’s better to live in muck and filth under a rock than to have a clean room. Consider the lobster,
Shaggy from Scooby Doo and Steve from Blue's Clues were both hanging out with a dog and solving mysteries. But with very different relationships to food...
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Shaggy from Scooby Doo and Steve from Blue's Clues were both hanging out with a dog and solving mysteries. But with very different relationships to food...
The dune spice as a character on Blues Clues yelling at the mailbox with the command voice to make it report tomorrow’s mail
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The dune spice as a character on Blues Clues yelling at the mailbox with the command voice to make it report tomorrow’s mail
If the poop doctor asked for a urine sample, I’d be like. Oh so you were a dual major?
October 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If the poop doctor asked for a urine sample, I’d be like. Oh so you were a dual major?
I have a new Tourette’s tic where I move things with my mind
October 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I have a new Tourette’s tic where I move things with my mind
I don’t think the ring even suits Sméagol's vibe. I think he’d be much better off with like a silver necklace that says Gemini
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I don’t think the ring even suits Sméagol's vibe. I think he’d be much better off with like a silver necklace that says Gemini
(Holding a card with this scale to your head) Sorry pal. You gotta be a Norwood 3 or up to feed the ducks with us
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
(Holding a card with this scale to your head) Sorry pal. You gotta be a Norwood 3 or up to feed the ducks with us
My buddy came out of the womb flavor blasted
October 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My buddy came out of the womb flavor blasted
Water cooler talk with your new AI coworker: “Did you watch Severance - whoaaa slow down on the cooler there pal”
October 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Water cooler talk with your new AI coworker: “Did you watch Severance - whoaaa slow down on the cooler there pal”
Dude, just carve a perfect spear of rhetoric that will pierce the mind of culture
October 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Dude, just carve a perfect spear of rhetoric that will pierce the mind of culture