Two dear friends sent birthday wishes with dick pics, when neither had before, and it gave me all kinds of warm feelings, both that people actually care, and they know exactly what thrills me, more than money or gifts..

...it's knowing that I am making this world a hornier place.

So, send noods.

Wooooooooooo!

My dog thinks I'm funny. That's all that really matters.

They don't care about their 'hypocrisy', 'bucking social norms,' or 'aren't allowed to do that'

Until someone stands up and stops them, they'll keep going

Stop waiting for the Constitution Fairy to descend from the sky

If you are in a position of power, Act

Otherwise, you're part of the problem

I have the same issue with my ko-fi/wishlist. My original idea had been 'Drop me tips and I'll flex/call you out in a workout. Buy stuff and I'll give you a shoutout/use it on camera' but like...crickets.

Kinda worried, as I am about to start promoting my FVN, and my hustle game is apparently weak.

That looks amazing, bubba. I've gotta get a closer look/taste soon!

OMG, so my doc needed an anal pap from me and asked the same...and i did the same, and it was like...'well, this is awkward, even for a gay clinic...'

I want sniffs and licks

You say that, but on the horizon of all of that fur is a gorgous cock, dribbling with pre that should be inside me....

Don't know which of you fuzzies this is in giphy, I just searched 'birthday wolf' and your muzz showed up. LOL

It's my birthday this Friday, so if you pups and fluffs want to watch me continue to grow into the muscle beast you know I am in my head, feel free to check out my wishlist and ko-fi in my profile.

Thank ya, boys!

The enemy of your enemy isn't your friend. They are a tool to be utilized.

Sic Gavin on Trump. Let him utterly destroy the cancer that is killing America in a way only Monster vs Monster can solve.

Then, with grace, we will discard this tool in the next election with no guilt.

When you accidentally match your #jock with your shorts.

Now I just need someone to send me some green socks, haha.
#Jocktober #TummyTuesday #NSFW #irl

OMG, it looks so gooood!

So what kind of places sell poutine up there? I always imagine mom-and-pop places, maybe 1-2 chains. I am uncultured on Canadian dining.

Wish i was there. 🤤

I came here to say the same thing. I'd be the service bottom to a whole hockey team if it saved me from this wicker basket on its way to hell. LOL

I can't do fried food anymore, but I want to try my hand at making these poppers too, just maybe with a different pepper.

If someone reminds me of this comic on October 17th, I will recreate it. Just not in a good spot this or next 'fcf' to do it.

Very nice!

Lookin' good!

I love it!

Sorry for the bump, but @cynicalcanine.bsky.social added color to the piece and omg. It looks SO EFFING GOOD.

He is amazing to work with, very receptive and responsive, and an all around great guy.