Fergytale of New York ☃️
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The ‘Out of Office’ is on for 2025. 16 day weekend here we come!! 🥲😅🥳
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The ‘Out of Office’ is on for 2025. 16 day weekend here we come!! 🥲😅🥳
Today’s mood.. 🥲😮💨
three women sitting on a beach with the words hold on for one more day
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December 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Today’s mood.. 🥲😮💨
When are we having a public enquiry to determine how & when a 5p plastic carrier bag charge became having to pay 40p for paper bags in a country that rains 432 days a year (because we all collectively kind of just went along with it..)? 🤨😮💨😓
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When are we having a public enquiry to determine how & when a 5p plastic carrier bag charge became having to pay 40p for paper bags in a country that rains 432 days a year (because we all collectively kind of just went along with it..)? 🤨😮💨😓
Only 2 more days of work,
Only 2 more days of work,
Only 2 more days of work… 😓😮💨😫
Only 2 more days of work,
Only 2 more days of work… 😓😮💨😫
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Only 2 more days of work,
Only 2 more days of work,
Only 2 more days of work… 😓😮💨😫
Only 2 more days of work,
Only 2 more days of work… 😓😮💨😫
Today’s choice of clothing is so mismatched that I am truly a disgrace to our community. Someone call Jonathan I beg 😭😂🫣😓
a man with long hair and a ring on his finger is smiling while holding his face with his hands .
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December 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Today’s choice of clothing is so mismatched that I am truly a disgrace to our community. Someone call Jonathan I beg 😭😂🫣😓
Whenever you need a reminder of how thoroughly joyless a nation we are, just read the comments section of a positive news story involving billions in investment & the prospect of people one day having a fun time.. 😮💨😒😑😂
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Whenever you need a reminder of how thoroughly joyless a nation we are, just read the comments section of a positive news story involving billions in investment & the prospect of people one day having a fun time.. 😮💨😒😑😂
As wicked, cruel & evil this world can be of late we must take some solace in the fact that we are no longer subjected to further LadBaby Christmas songs.. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
As wicked, cruel & evil this world can be of late we must take some solace in the fact that we are no longer subjected to further LadBaby Christmas songs.. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Once again find myself thoroughly bemused at the behaviour of guys who you allow to follow you, are then straight in the DMs & get pissy because you didn’t stop in your tracks to give them your undivided attention within 15 minutes & then block you 😂 - let’s all be the adults that we are, hey? 😒
a woman with red hair is standing in front of a sign that says what is wrong with you ?
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December 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Once again find myself thoroughly bemused at the behaviour of guys who you allow to follow you, are then straight in the DMs & get pissy because you didn’t stop in your tracks to give them your undivided attention within 15 minutes & then block you 😂 - let’s all be the adults that we are, hey? 😒
Wake up tired, set off for work in the rain, get pissed off with obnoxious commuters on their phones, go to work to be overwhelmed for 10 hours, get pissed off with obnoxious commuters on their phones, walk home in the rain, scream into a pillow. Repeat..
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Wake up tired, set off for work in the rain, get pissed off with obnoxious commuters on their phones, go to work to be overwhelmed for 10 hours, get pissed off with obnoxious commuters on their phones, walk home in the rain, scream into a pillow. Repeat..
Quote this with your four best pics of 2025
..with every year that passes I have increasingly fewer angles for capturing a half respectable selfie 😫😓😅👴🏻🤳
..with every year that passes I have increasingly fewer angles for capturing a half respectable selfie 😫😓😅👴🏻🤳
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Quote this with your four best pics of 2025
..with every year that passes I have increasingly fewer angles for capturing a half respectable selfie 😫😓😅👴🏻🤳
..with every year that passes I have increasingly fewer angles for capturing a half respectable selfie 😫😓😅👴🏻🤳
Fuck me, that felt amazing! 🫦😈🥵
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Fuck me, that felt amazing! 🫦😈🥵
Forecast is still abysmal for next weekend 😫😭 let me be dry for one holiday, I beg 😔😟
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Forecast is still abysmal for next weekend 😫😭 let me be dry for one holiday, I beg 😔😟
Not that I was there but Adam Rickitt, you frequent the queer spaces for as long as you want (& your good lady wife allows) ‘cos that body has been worked on & deserves to be thirsted over & to earn you some coin, hen..👍🏻👌🏻😅
I was always more Team Todd but I will fall for the problematic ones.. 😓😫😅
I was always more Team Todd but I will fall for the problematic ones.. 😓😫😅
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December 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Not that I was there but Adam Rickitt, you frequent the queer spaces for as long as you want (& your good lady wife allows) ‘cos that body has been worked on & deserves to be thirsted over & to earn you some coin, hen..👍🏻👌🏻😅
I was always more Team Todd but I will fall for the problematic ones.. 😓😫😅
I was always more Team Todd but I will fall for the problematic ones.. 😓😫😅
My algorithms are now all “BUY THESE SOAP GIFTS!!” & I didn’t even search for soap gifts & have no intention of spending £30-£40 on boujee soap gifts so stop coming for me with the soap gifts!! - the relentless joy that is Christmas.. 😫😓😅😅😅
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My algorithms are now all “BUY THESE SOAP GIFTS!!” & I didn’t even search for soap gifts & have no intention of spending £30-£40 on boujee soap gifts so stop coming for me with the soap gifts!! - the relentless joy that is Christmas.. 😫😓😅😅😅
You want to blast out your diabolical biblical nonsense on full volume on the morning commute, hen? Well lemme just blast out some atheist clapback, because my phone can go even louder 😒😆 we’re fighting fire with fire today folk, because I cannot be arsed with the daily shenanigans..
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December 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
You want to blast out your diabolical biblical nonsense on full volume on the morning commute, hen? Well lemme just blast out some atheist clapback, because my phone can go even louder 😒😆 we’re fighting fire with fire today folk, because I cannot be arsed with the daily shenanigans..
Thinking maybe I should set up cameras in my bedroom & I may become TikTok famous (like that sleepwalking woman) ‘cos last night I found myself addressing a room full of people on stage to then wake up stood in front of my mirror 😆😫😓 I am constantly tired because my dreams are always so full on 😭😂
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thinking maybe I should set up cameras in my bedroom & I may become TikTok famous (like that sleepwalking woman) ‘cos last night I found myself addressing a room full of people on stage to then wake up stood in front of my mirror 😆😫😓 I am constantly tired because my dreams are always so full on 😭😂
A little Timelapse from the office window yesterday.. ☁️🏗️✈️☁️ #Manchester
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
A little Timelapse from the office window yesterday.. ☁️🏗️✈️☁️ #Manchester
I’m just not ready to be in my 40’s, it’s just so cruel & unfair. I have so much unspent youth that was saved up & now I’m too old & the moment passed 😓😭
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m just not ready to be in my 40’s, it’s just so cruel & unfair. I have so much unspent youth that was saved up & now I’m too old & the moment passed 😓😭
Manchester’s venues & the mass transit infrastructure that serves them..😑😮💨😫😒
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Manchester’s venues & the mass transit infrastructure that serves them..😑😮💨😫😒
December is the worst month of the year in adulthood - I said what I said 😓😫😅 it’s just double the amount to do in 3/4 of the time & being constantly stressed in the process (all whilst being told to enjoy yourself)
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December 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
December is the worst month of the year in adulthood - I said what I said 😓😫😅 it’s just double the amount to do in 3/4 of the time & being constantly stressed in the process (all whilst being told to enjoy yourself)
Did my Skircle.. 👉👈🥲
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Did my Skircle.. 👉👈🥲
Just pulled out my vintage Tesco ‘6.5ft Luxury Alpine Snow Tree’ for another year in preparation to celebrate Alpinemass & the joyful birth of the baby McAlpine (I’m not too sure what it’s for actually the box never said - god damn you, Tesco heathens!)
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November 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Just pulled out my vintage Tesco ‘6.5ft Luxury Alpine Snow Tree’ for another year in preparation to celebrate Alpinemass & the joyful birth of the baby McAlpine (I’m not too sure what it’s for actually the box never said - god damn you, Tesco heathens!)
I had a very drunk woman glaring at me on my way home from Manchester & I just know her view of me was this..
👁️👁️👄👁️👄👄👁️👁️👁️
😫😓😅
👁️👁️👄👁️👄👄👁️👁️👁️
😫😓😅
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I had a very drunk woman glaring at me on my way home from Manchester & I just know her view of me was this..
👁️👁️👄👁️👄👄👁️👁️👁️
😫😓😅
👁️👁️👄👁️👄👄👁️👁️👁️
😫😓😅
Commuting just really sets you up for the day - there’s just no greater mood boost than enduring someone scrolling TikTok on full volume at 7am to give you that joie de vivre feeling before walking into the office..
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November 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Commuting just really sets you up for the day - there’s just no greater mood boost than enduring someone scrolling TikTok on full volume at 7am to give you that joie de vivre feeling before walking into the office..