Fergytale of New York ☃️
@ferguk85.bsky.social
The cleaners after seeing my bottles of SPF30 & swim shorts like chile it's 11 degrees, where do you think you were flying to? 😫😓😅
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The cleaners after seeing my bottles of SPF30 & swim shorts like chile it's 11 degrees, where do you think you were flying to? 😫😓😅
Made it to my hotel very late last night so I’m knackered, however waking up to this view.. 🤗🥲🌅
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Made it to my hotel very late last night so I’m knackered, however waking up to this view.. 🤗🥲🌅
The ‘Out of Office’ is on for 2025. 16 day weekend here we come!! 🥲😅🥳
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The ‘Out of Office’ is on for 2025. 16 day weekend here we come!! 🥲😅🥳
Only 2 more days of work,
Only 2 more days of work,
Only 2 more days of work… 😓😮💨😫
Only 2 more days of work,
Only 2 more days of work… 😓😮💨😫
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Only 2 more days of work,
Only 2 more days of work,
Only 2 more days of work… 😓😮💨😫
Only 2 more days of work,
Only 2 more days of work… 😓😮💨😫
Whenever you need a reminder of how thoroughly joyless a nation we are, just read the comments section of a positive news story involving billions in investment & the prospect of people one day having a fun time.. 😮💨😒😑😂
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Whenever you need a reminder of how thoroughly joyless a nation we are, just read the comments section of a positive news story involving billions in investment & the prospect of people one day having a fun time.. 😮💨😒😑😂
No, no.. not him 😂😂😂😫
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
No, no.. not him 😂😂😂😫
Wake up tired, set off for work in the rain, get pissed off with obnoxious commuters on their phones, go to work to be overwhelmed for 10 hours, get pissed off with obnoxious commuters on their phones, walk home in the rain, scream into a pillow. Repeat..
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Wake up tired, set off for work in the rain, get pissed off with obnoxious commuters on their phones, go to work to be overwhelmed for 10 hours, get pissed off with obnoxious commuters on their phones, walk home in the rain, scream into a pillow. Repeat..
Quote this with your four best pics of 2025
..with every year that passes I have increasingly fewer angles for capturing a half respectable selfie 😫😓😅👴🏻🤳
..with every year that passes I have increasingly fewer angles for capturing a half respectable selfie 😫😓😅👴🏻🤳
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Quote this with your four best pics of 2025
..with every year that passes I have increasingly fewer angles for capturing a half respectable selfie 😫😓😅👴🏻🤳
..with every year that passes I have increasingly fewer angles for capturing a half respectable selfie 😫😓😅👴🏻🤳
Fuck me, that felt amazing! 🫦😈🥵
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Fuck me, that felt amazing! 🫦😈🥵
Forecast is still abysmal for next weekend 😫😭 let me be dry for one holiday, I beg 😔😟
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Forecast is still abysmal for next weekend 😫😭 let me be dry for one holiday, I beg 😔😟
My algorithms are now all “BUY THESE SOAP GIFTS!!” & I didn’t even search for soap gifts & have no intention of spending £30-£40 on boujee soap gifts so stop coming for me with the soap gifts!! - the relentless joy that is Christmas.. 😫😓😅😅😅
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My algorithms are now all “BUY THESE SOAP GIFTS!!” & I didn’t even search for soap gifts & have no intention of spending £30-£40 on boujee soap gifts so stop coming for me with the soap gifts!! - the relentless joy that is Christmas.. 😫😓😅😅😅
A little Timelapse from the office window yesterday.. ☁️🏗️✈️☁️ #Manchester
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
A little Timelapse from the office window yesterday.. ☁️🏗️✈️☁️ #Manchester
Manchester’s venues & the mass transit infrastructure that serves them..😑😮💨😫😒
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Manchester’s venues & the mass transit infrastructure that serves them..😑😮💨😫😒
Ok ok ok - still, I think this is more a reflection of who I pester more than who I am mutually on par with 😫🫣😓😅
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ok ok ok - still, I think this is more a reflection of who I pester more than who I am mutually on par with 😫🫣😓😅
Did my Skircle.. 👉👈🥲
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Did my Skircle.. 👉👈🥲
Off to see Wicked: For Good (as all we 🚬 must do) to which I wanted to post the clip of Alexis Michelle’s Liza, but then I forget Bluesky (for all its joys) cannot handle the prospect of uploading a 6 second clip.. 😮💨😫
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Off to see Wicked: For Good (as all we 🚬 must do) to which I wanted to post the clip of Alexis Michelle’s Liza, but then I forget Bluesky (for all its joys) cannot handle the prospect of uploading a 6 second clip.. 😮💨😫
Not the best pictures as through the window & the sun glare, however they’ve started adding cladding to the St Michael’s tower in Manchester & it is looking amazing - definitely a new age instant landmark for the city 🤓😃
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Not the best pictures as through the window & the sun glare, however they’ve started adding cladding to the St Michael’s tower in Manchester & it is looking amazing - definitely a new age instant landmark for the city 🤓😃
Booked a few nights away the weekend before Christmas. First ever solo holiday abroad 😬🫣😅 Wasn’t brave enough to book over Christmas Day itself, but hopefully it will help me relax & have some much needed me time before dealing with another family Christmas.. 🥲😎
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Booked a few nights away the weekend before Christmas. First ever solo holiday abroad 😬🫣😅 Wasn’t brave enough to book over Christmas Day itself, but hopefully it will help me relax & have some much needed me time before dealing with another family Christmas.. 🥲😎
Me sending solicited d pics in my salad days.. 😅🥲😫
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Me sending solicited d pics in my salad days.. 😅🥲😫
Turning the big 4-0 by playing with some of the lovely elephants at Phang Nga Elephant Park 🐘🇹🇭
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Turning the big 4-0 by playing with some of the lovely elephants at Phang Nga Elephant Park 🐘🇹🇭
After spending the entire day yesterday up in the air, we are now at our Thai jungle paradise for the week 🥱😴🥲🤗
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 AM
After spending the entire day yesterday up in the air, we are now at our Thai jungle paradise for the week 🥱😴🥲🤗
Dare to go outside for a couple of hours in an evening & end up with some drunken gammon falling asleep on me on the way home (on a near empty bus) 😓😫😑 took several attempts to wake him up & then he decided to follow me home. I do not have the energy or patience for the shenanigans.. 😮💨😒
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Dare to go outside for a couple of hours in an evening & end up with some drunken gammon falling asleep on me on the way home (on a near empty bus) 😓😫😑 took several attempts to wake him up & then he decided to follow me home. I do not have the energy or patience for the shenanigans.. 😮💨😒
Shite day at work & now coming down with man flu. Get me to the weekend, stat! 🤧😫
October 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Shite day at work & now coming down with man flu. Get me to the weekend, stat! 🤧😫
8 years ago 🥲👴🏻 - on Brother of the Bride duties (whilst also getting the album cover for my Rat Pack debut record..😆).
October 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
8 years ago 🥲👴🏻 - on Brother of the Bride duties (whilst also getting the album cover for my Rat Pack debut record..😆).