Fern ♡
@fernyfern.bsky.social
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An absolute master class of a human being.
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Accidentally opened my front facing camera. A humbling experience.
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A knighthood is in order.
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Yeeeeaaaaah, that's an understatement for sure
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Lmao, I'm glad he's dead. Surprised it took so long.
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So there's still a chance :')
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Oh, that's such a bummer. I really thought it was gonna happen for me.
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Did you see the documentary she did about her illness? I was in PIECES.
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If I could sing like her I would be fucking insufferable
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I FEEL JUDGED. There's no shame in a 21:30 bed time.
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I mean I'll get settled in bed soon but I won't sleep for a while, I like to read for an hour or so
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Fuck I love bedtime so much
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The scots love mac n cheese. They thrive off cholesterol.
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It'll be a lot of spurious guesswork on my part, but that still makes me more reliable than most sources on social media so... sure!
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Well, that's terrifying.
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Just put me in coach
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Regrettably, I am not fascist enough
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Been watching a lot of The X-Files lately and I've decided I want to be an FBI agent. I am pushing 40, a non-US citizen and I have no relevant experience or qualifications. My ego does not care for those facts.
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I can't. Like I just can't.
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I wanted to make a post about Mental Health Awareness Day but my idiot brain kept starting it out with 'happy' like I'm sending out celebratory wishes and that's probably not appropriate.
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Maybe I'm a bit of an outlier with this. I've just honestly never felt even remotely patriotic.