✿ Fern ✿
@fernyfern.bsky.social
An absolute master class of a human being.
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✿ Fern ✿
@fernyfern.bsky.social
· Jan 26
Accidentally opened my front facing camera. A humbling experience.
No more culture war. Only class war.
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
No more culture war. Only class war.
Look, you can't do anything about the Epstein stuff. That's a load-bearing paedophile ring.
let me get this straight
we need to protect the children online from predators, while we're not prosecuting any of the predators we find out about in real life?
do i have that right?
we need to protect the children online from predators, while we're not prosecuting any of the predators we find out about in real life?
do i have that right?
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Look, you can't do anything about the Epstein stuff. That's a load-bearing paedophile ring.
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£240m. With no tender. Palantir.
I wrote to Wes Streeting last week demanding answers.
Every day without any transparency deepens the scandal.
Palantir out.
I wrote to Wes Streeting last week demanding answers.
Every day without any transparency deepens the scandal.
Palantir out.
Mandelson’s malign influence runs right through the heart of this Government.
Not least in the govt’s NHS data deal with Palantir – a spy-tech firm co-founded by a man who thinks the NHS should be ‘ripped up.’
I've written to Wes Streeting urging him to ditch this dangerous deal.
Not least in the govt’s NHS data deal with Palantir – a spy-tech firm co-founded by a man who thinks the NHS should be ‘ripped up.’
I've written to Wes Streeting urging him to ditch this dangerous deal.
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
£240m. With no tender. Palantir.
I wrote to Wes Streeting last week demanding answers.
Every day without any transparency deepens the scandal.
Palantir out.
I wrote to Wes Streeting last week demanding answers.
Every day without any transparency deepens the scandal.
Palantir out.
Rip sweet Teddy. You were the first and only cat I ever really loved. Not once did you ever randomly attack me. I appreciated that. I don't believe in heaven, but if it exists I hope you get to steal as many cocktail sausages and victoria sponge cakes as you want.
February 9, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Rip sweet Teddy. You were the first and only cat I ever really loved. Not once did you ever randomly attack me. I appreciated that. I don't believe in heaven, but if it exists I hope you get to steal as many cocktail sausages and victoria sponge cakes as you want.
Every day as a European.
February 8, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Every day as a European.
GUYS THE RAIN HAS STOPPED. I CAN SEE PATCHES OF BLUE SKY. A HINT OF SUNSHINE. I AM REBORN.
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 AM
GUYS THE RAIN HAS STOPPED. I CAN SEE PATCHES OF BLUE SKY. A HINT OF SUNSHINE. I AM REBORN.
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I actually can't wait for this creature to eat a bullet.
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I actually can't wait for this creature to eat a bullet.
Gavin if you're reading this I'm sorry for being strange and off-putting
The catfishing today unlocked a cringe memory of me faking being american when I was 15 or so and I really committed to the bit despite being fully unable to yankify my accent. Remember a guy asking me where in California I was from and I had fucking NOTHING. Bit sus but I think I got away with it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Gavin if you're reading this I'm sorry for being strange and off-putting
The catfishing today unlocked a cringe memory of me faking being american when I was 15 or so and I really committed to the bit despite being fully unable to yankify my accent. Remember a guy asking me where in California I was from and I had fucking NOTHING. Bit sus but I think I got away with it.
February 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The catfishing today unlocked a cringe memory of me faking being american when I was 15 or so and I really committed to the bit despite being fully unable to yankify my accent. Remember a guy asking me where in California I was from and I had fucking NOTHING. Bit sus but I think I got away with it.
I am managing my account well actually
February 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I am managing my account well actually
Not only is he a paedophile, but he's also the most unpopular paedophile.
Musk responded to newly released Epstein files that include him, writing on X that he had “very little correspondence” with Jeffrey Epstein and did not go to his island.
Elon Musk Says His Emails With Jeffrey Epstein Are ‘Misinterpreted’
Musk responded to newly released Epstein files that include him, writing on X that he had “very little correspondence” with Jeffrey Epstein and did not go to his island.
www.forbes.com
February 1, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Not only is he a paedophile, but he's also the most unpopular paedophile.
I consider owning a tesla to be a moral failing at this point
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 AM
I consider owning a tesla to be a moral failing at this point
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If not gestapo why gestapo shaped?
January 20, 2026 at 7:40 PM
If not gestapo why gestapo shaped?
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Sky News: Danish PM Mette Freideriksen’s note in the visitors book when she visited UK today
January 23, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Sky News: Danish PM Mette Freideriksen’s note in the visitors book when she visited UK today
I don't care if it's corny. This song is fantastic and Yes are dope.
open.spotify.com/track/35ZNA3...
open.spotify.com/track/35ZNA3...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I don't care if it's corny. This song is fantastic and Yes are dope.
open.spotify.com/track/35ZNA3...
open.spotify.com/track/35ZNA3...
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We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
I'm not even American, but when that man won a second term I cried because I knew how cruel things were going to be for so many people. It hurt my soul.
The video of what happened just now in minneapolis is devastating beyond words. My heart breaks for America, it really does.
The video of what happened just now in minneapolis is devastating beyond words. My heart breaks for America, it really does.
January 24, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I'm not even American, but when that man won a second term I cried because I knew how cruel things were going to be for so many people. It hurt my soul.
The video of what happened just now in minneapolis is devastating beyond words. My heart breaks for America, it really does.
The video of what happened just now in minneapolis is devastating beyond words. My heart breaks for America, it really does.
So I was driving into town and at a set of traffic lights I looked over to the neighbouring car to see if we could maybe get a race going.
He was eating what appeared to be a ready meal, using a credit card as a spoon.
Fair enough. There's only one winner, and it's not me.
He was eating what appeared to be a ready meal, using a credit card as a spoon.
Fair enough. There's only one winner, and it's not me.
January 24, 2026 at 8:41 AM
So I was driving into town and at a set of traffic lights I looked over to the neighbouring car to see if we could maybe get a race going.
He was eating what appeared to be a ready meal, using a credit card as a spoon.
Fair enough. There's only one winner, and it's not me.
He was eating what appeared to be a ready meal, using a credit card as a spoon.
Fair enough. There's only one winner, and it's not me.
How freeing it must be to be completely unburdened by sensible thought.
Tough look for someone who started their campaign on an explicitly anti-gerontocracy platform
Tonight, I missed a virtual forum with Indivisible Edgewater.
I want to apologize and explain my absence, as well as reaffirm my commitment to being accessible to any and all 9th District residents.
Once again, I’m very sorry for this and we are trying to reschedule for another time.
I want to apologize and explain my absence, as well as reaffirm my commitment to being accessible to any and all 9th District residents.
Once again, I’m very sorry for this and we are trying to reschedule for another time.
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 PM
How freeing it must be to be completely unburdened by sensible thought.
We're so cooked. Driving tests are not difficult. The theory test is about as difficult as putting on a hat. I can't fathom being so lazy, stupid and incompetent that I'd need to cheat. I hate people jfc.
January 21, 2026 at 9:24 AM
We're so cooked. Driving tests are not difficult. The theory test is about as difficult as putting on a hat. I can't fathom being so lazy, stupid and incompetent that I'd need to cheat. I hate people jfc.
If not gestapo why gestapo shaped?
January 20, 2026 at 7:40 PM
If not gestapo why gestapo shaped?
What's the difference between yoghurt and the USA?
If yoghurt is left alone for 250 years, it develops a culture.
If yoghurt is left alone for 250 years, it develops a culture.
January 20, 2026 at 12:57 PM
What's the difference between yoghurt and the USA?
If yoghurt is left alone for 250 years, it develops a culture.
If yoghurt is left alone for 250 years, it develops a culture.
We're 19 days into 2026.
January 19, 2026 at 6:42 PM
We're 19 days into 2026.
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Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.
Game on.
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.
Game on.