Fern ♡
@fernyfern.bsky.social
An absolute master class of a human being.
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Fern ♡
@fernyfern.bsky.social
· Jan 26
Accidentally opened my front facing camera. A humbling experience.
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If your feminism isn't intersectional, you are not a feminist.
July 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If your feminism isn't intersectional, you are not a feminist.
I rate sourdough bread but why does it have to be so violent?
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I rate sourdough bread but why does it have to be so violent?
We love a simp. No time for nonchalant men.
Woo her.
Admire her.
Make her feel like she's the most sublime creature on the planet.
Admire her.
Make her feel like she's the most sublime creature on the planet.
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We love a simp. No time for nonchalant men.
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
Me constantly stuck behind someone walking unimaginably slowly
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Me constantly stuck behind someone walking unimaginably slowly
I can't be out in the general population because I'm simply too aggro and everyone gets on my fucking nerves. Why is everyone walking so slowly? Why are they dithering? Why don't they lift their feet up properly when they walk? Why are they so fucking loud? Nobody has any fucking manners either.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I can't be out in the general population because I'm simply too aggro and everyone gets on my fucking nerves. Why is everyone walking so slowly? Why are they dithering? Why don't they lift their feet up properly when they walk? Why are they so fucking loud? Nobody has any fucking manners either.
You are 40 years old.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
You are 40 years old.
I honestly never imagined that I would spend so much of my adult life desperately willing a dog to do a shit before bedtime.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I honestly never imagined that I would spend so much of my adult life desperately willing a dog to do a shit before bedtime.
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One of the wackest aspects of casual societal misogyny is that men's clothing is always much better quality (and often a lot cheaper). Ngl I pretty much always buy men's hoodies and trousers now.
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
One of the wackest aspects of casual societal misogyny is that men's clothing is always much better quality (and often a lot cheaper). Ngl I pretty much always buy men's hoodies and trousers now.
Write a work email.
Proofread it no less than 5 times. Seems solid.
Hit send confidently.
Check outgoing to make sure it was actually sent.
Immediately clock the stupidest fucking typo ever committed against the written word.
Repeat until insane, or fired.
Proofread it no less than 5 times. Seems solid.
Hit send confidently.
Check outgoing to make sure it was actually sent.
Immediately clock the stupidest fucking typo ever committed against the written word.
Repeat until insane, or fired.
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Write a work email.
Proofread it no less than 5 times. Seems solid.
Hit send confidently.
Check outgoing to make sure it was actually sent.
Immediately clock the stupidest fucking typo ever committed against the written word.
Repeat until insane, or fired.
Proofread it no less than 5 times. Seems solid.
Hit send confidently.
Check outgoing to make sure it was actually sent.
Immediately clock the stupidest fucking typo ever committed against the written word.
Repeat until insane, or fired.
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
Every time someone writes 'skeet' on here I cringe so bad. It's such an ick for me, I dunno why. I can't stand it.
'Skeet' and 'moots' - absolutely not, fuck ooooffffffff.
'Skeet' and 'moots' - absolutely not, fuck ooooffffffff.
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Every time someone writes 'skeet' on here I cringe so bad. It's such an ick for me, I dunno why. I can't stand it.
'Skeet' and 'moots' - absolutely not, fuck ooooffffffff.
'Skeet' and 'moots' - absolutely not, fuck ooooffffffff.
The bill I got for car repairs is rough. Being a grown-up is so dog shit. I hate it actually.
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The bill I got for car repairs is rough. Being a grown-up is so dog shit. I hate it actually.
Nothing's been right since Avicii died tbh. Took all the vibes with him.
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Nothing's been right since Avicii died tbh. Took all the vibes with him.
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Sometimes I post a risky banger and delete after just one person likes it. Just a little treat for that one random person. Just a little secret between us.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Sometimes I post a risky banger and delete after just one person likes it. Just a little treat for that one random person. Just a little secret between us.
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It’s Valheim no I will not be taking questions
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It’s Valheim no I will not be taking questions
My based opinion is that GOTY is simply whichever game you enjoyed the most.
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My based opinion is that GOTY is simply whichever game you enjoyed the most.
The world will make a misandrist of me yet
TV tonight: inside the manosphere – and a ‘100-day semen retention journey’
TV tonight: inside the manosphere – and a ‘100-day semen retention journey’
James Blake speaks to young men about ‘taking the red pill’. Plus: Celebrity MasterChef returns with added Grace Dent. Here’s what to watch this evening
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The world will make a misandrist of me yet
On my 4th coffee already today. I hope I don't shit myself but we're really gambling on it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
On my 4th coffee already today. I hope I don't shit myself but we're really gambling on it.
I do not like men, but sadly I am very attracted to them. Nature's cruellest mistake is that I'm not gay.
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I do not like men, but sadly I am very attracted to them. Nature's cruellest mistake is that I'm not gay.
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
Had a rough week? Feel like you might need a spa day? Little bit of pampering to relax the nervous system. That'll sort you out, yeah?
WRONG.
Get your trumpet, loser. We're having a SKA day.
open.spotify.com/track/1XzLKS...
WRONG.
Get your trumpet, loser. We're having a SKA day.
open.spotify.com/track/1XzLKS...
Special Brew
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Had a rough week? Feel like you might need a spa day? Little bit of pampering to relax the nervous system. That'll sort you out, yeah?
WRONG.
Get your trumpet, loser. We're having a SKA day.
open.spotify.com/track/1XzLKS...
WRONG.
Get your trumpet, loser. We're having a SKA day.
open.spotify.com/track/1XzLKS...