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✿ Fern ✿
@fernyfern.bsky.social
An absolute master class of a human being.
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Accidentally opened my front facing camera. A humbling experience.
Bit weird innit
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Fucking shambles.
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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£240m. With no tender. Palantir.

I wrote to Wes Streeting last week demanding answers.

Every day without any transparency deepens the scandal.

Palantir out.
Mandelson’s malign influence runs right through the heart of this Government.

Not least in the govt’s NHS data deal with Palantir – a spy-tech firm co-founded by a man who thinks the NHS should be ‘ripped up.’

I've written to Wes Streeting urging him to ditch this dangerous deal.
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Rip sweet Teddy. You were the first and only cat I ever really loved. Not once did you ever randomly attack me. I appreciated that. I don't believe in heaven, but if it exists I hope you get to steal as many cocktail sausages and victoria sponge cakes as you want.
February 9, 2026 at 11:15 AM
HOW CAN ANYONE ENJOY FOOTBALL WHEN THE ORANGE PEDO FELON IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE??!
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I mean if nothing else it's quite a creative way for someone to announce to the world that no one wants to play with them
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I would have to live completely feral, with no yanks in a 100 mile radius. I'd still be able to hear them obviously but I wouldn't have to interact so I could probably manage.
February 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Oh yeah! I forgot you're near me
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Nah I'm alright thanks mate x
February 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
'Friendslop'
February 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Come claim asylum in my house. I'll keep you so safe istg.
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Every day as a European.
February 8, 2026 at 10:34 AM
GUYS THE RAIN HAS STOPPED. I CAN SEE PATCHES OF BLUE SKY. A HINT OF SUNSHINE. I AM REBORN.
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I swear it's been 4-5 weeks solid of rain all day, every day. Genuinely depressing.
February 7, 2026 at 1:54 PM
We're out here grafting day in, day out, so people like him can just enjoy their cushy lives
February 7, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Oh I already did this!
February 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Well, yes obviously.
February 7, 2026 at 11:34 AM
KENZIE I LOVE YOU BACK
February 7, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Your dog has a really human face. Seems like a good guy.
February 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
YOU'RE SO PRETTY IT BLOWS MY MIIIIIND
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
If you do reroll, please find me agaaaiiiin x
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
DID YOU KNOW THAT FALLING DOWNSTAIRS KILLS APPROXIMATELY 12,000 PEOPLE IN THE US EACH YEAR?????? Nice to know but not fucking relevant to the point I'm making. I'm not having a conversation about drivers. I am specifically talking about cyclists. Thanks though.
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Oh my god, you mean cars sometimes ignore red lights too?????????!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!((2(-*3)39#*2**2,@*3(3
February 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Good to know that as a pedestrian, if a cyclist clatters into me on a crossing it'll most likely be a man simply being entitled and inconsiderate.
February 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM