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The OG Fist Brat evolving into your Daddy. Chicago, IL

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · Dec 2

Just a reminder that fisting is the pinnacle of queer sex and @keystonelite716.bsky.social and I we’re into it before it was cool 👅

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 15h

On National Coming Out Day, know that I will always be an ally to you — no matter where you are on your journey.

I know that times may be scary, but you are seen, safe, supported, and loved here in Illinois.

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 15h

WOOFF!

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 7d

Gettin’ fisted in the back of dad’s pick up truck.

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 1d

Woo hoo! Another jackhammer party 👊🏼

M.A.F.I.A. @mafiachicago.bsky.social · 1d

🔥 Plans change…but the FFire still burns🔥

Instead of our usual MIR at the Rose, we’re heading back to our favorite spot, The Hole at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social.

📆 Saturday, October 26th
🕓 4-8PM
📍 Jackhammer

Member Registration is open: midamericafistsinaction.wildapricot.org/event-6351701

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 1d

Share this post to help get the word out. We’re catching up since fist fest so the GA has been rescheduled for November.

Let people know!

M.A.F.I.A. @mafiachicago.bsky.social · 1d

🚨UPDATE🚨
Change of plans FFamily!
This Sunday, Oct 12, we’re keeping things chill…our Sunday Social at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social will be JUST a social (no GA yet).

🗳️ Board voting and General Assembly are now set for Nov 23. Stay tuned for details, and see you this Sunday 👊🏼

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 4d

Love the rebel tattoo!
Fellow nerd here

FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 4d

Although I hope that’s a SOFT seahorse. Cuz Lordy that thing has too many road bumps for me.

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 4d

XTUBE

pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv

ALT: pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 4d

Report back and let me know how it is 👅

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 4d

Gorgeous

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 5d

One of my favorite parts was this pigs eyes rolling in his head as he chugged the piss he was punching out of me. 🤩

daddy adjacent @knuckledive.bsky.social · 5d

@fistfest.org was a fucking blast, per usual, and I couldn’t ask for better roomies! Love you guys 💚

I took my first fist (then my second…and then my tenth, whoops!), got my paws in SO MANY hot holes, and drank from the tap more than I have in a long time. #HappyPiggie #Room91Boys

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 5d

Cuz it’s not great. Lol

FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 7d

Gettin’ fisted in the back of dad’s pick up truck.

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 7d

You’re missed!

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 10d

It’s crazy they let me fly with this thing.
✈️: Fist Fest

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 12d

Really missing Thomas this morning. Dreamt about him all last night, and headed to fist fest without him on Wednesday.

This year will be hard.
I’ll pour out a morning beer on the patio for ya bud.

I love and miss you today.

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 12d

Nice.

ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 12d

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 14d

Love it bud 👅

FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 15d

Let’s hope they don’t have to cancel another year in a row! If they do I likely won’t do another fist fest unless they change locations.

FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 15d

How very dare they. That’s a Gonzo nose and everyone knows it.

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 15d

No idea what Imelda is

FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 15d

Oh man - leaving for fist fest in five days!! So excited to ffellowship with friends and get some sunlight on our buttholes.

Also excited to remember and honor our beloved Thomas with international and extended ffamily.

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 17d

Good boy!!

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FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 17d

The only way to deal with that kind of stress is to stretch your butthole.

FFalconPunch @ffalconpunch.bsky.social · 18d

You can just say boomers.