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Flora de Falbe
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serial killer of darlings
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Michal Ovádek @movadek.bsky.social · Jul 10
*starts engine*

Grok: "what a glorious day to hit the Autobahn mein Fahrer"
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Jun 7
Helen Garner having a lil publishing revival at the moment feels like a great opportunity to shout out this particular mind-boggling work of "non-fiction" from 30yrs ago (cw sexual assault apologia)
Helen Garner's book 'The First Stone' Page from Helen Garner's book 'The First Stone' Page from Helen Garner's book 'The First Stone' Page from Helen Garner's book 'The First Stone'
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · Mar 26
You absolutely should self censor, if the thing you are censoring yourself from saying is hate speech
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Mar 23
My library of alexandria is the makeup looks I wiped off at the end of the night
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 27
Concept: parental internet controls but for parents. Specifically for anything involving health/medication/self-diagnosis. Potential funders dm me.
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
When asked what he wanted to do today my small cousin responded 'destroy the church and join the circus' (unclear if he meant church with a capital c)
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
NB this party line is usually followed by "we stock Mein Kampf!!" as if that's done in the spirit of healthy debate and not, um, learning from history
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
0 words in but already have a provisional essay title
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
Guys I'm sorry but it's obviously wallpaper. We've all got black mould in London and most of us aren't deranged bigots
#taxbillionairesendhousingcrisis
#transrightsarehumanrights

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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
How do other people get the first draft of a play written

Personally I like to finish making a cardigan then order loads of yarn online for further knitting projects
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
Laptop overheating so frequently it makes me long for the days when you could just dictate to your daughters & call it "milking"
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
I know it's not that deep but just... Wikipedia is free Taylor
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
Cassandra survives the Iliad! She is a spoil of war! She gets raped by Ajax & taken as Agamemnon's concubine, then killed by Agamemnon's vengeful wife for reasons that have nothing to do with her visions, or with her at all actually
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
Taylor Swift may know Aristotle but she definitely doesn't know Homer or Aeschylus, & that's fine, it's just weird then to write a whole song about how "they killed Cassandra first cause she saw the worst" when they really didn't
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
Deploying my catchphrase
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
Could whoever put the blood curse on my family c. 1yr ago kindly come forward and let us know how to lift it because we are bored of hospital food
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
Sorry I didn't reply to your email I was busy growing as a person
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
The only Sims Movie pitch I will entertain

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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
DVD menu as a liminal space
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
Listen as we'll learn in room 2 fascism=bad, but in the Chanel exhibition of all places I really feel the penalties for Crimes of Fashion should be swift & severe
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
NHS 111 keeps repeating "we are currently experiencing very high call volumes at this time" which it is important to note is a tautology
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
All I want for Christmas is for Tori Amos to record more Kendrick covers

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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
Why is Tori Amos playing in the Greggs advert?
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Flora de Falbe @fhwdf.bsky.social · Feb 17
Some phenomenal work in the latest issue of @berlinlit, & also somehow a new(ish) poem of mine

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My Aesthetic - berlin lit
My aesthetic is what happened hereMy aesthetic is who signed offMy aesthetic is I did not consentto any of this, did not intendto be having an aestheticMy aesthetic is sick to the back teethMy aesthetic is flexing its shoulderspines in the coolest part of the caveMy aesthetic is getting dank and fecund with the mushroomsMy […]
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