Flora de Falbe
fhwdf.bsky.social
Flora de Falbe
@fhwdf.bsky.social
serial killer of darlings
Centrist media be normal challenge
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Reposted by Flora de Falbe
*starts engine*

Grok: "what a glorious day to hit the Autobahn mein Fahrer"
July 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Helen Garner having a lil publishing revival at the moment feels like a great opportunity to shout out this particular mind-boggling work of "non-fiction" from 30yrs ago (cw sexual assault apologia)
June 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by Flora de Falbe
You absolutely should self censor, if the thing you are censoring yourself from saying is hate speech
March 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
My library of alexandria is the makeup looks I wiped off at the end of the night
March 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Concept: parental internet controls but for parents. Specifically for anything involving health/medication/self-diagnosis. Potential funders dm me.
February 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When asked what he wanted to do today my small cousin responded 'destroy the church and join the circus' (unclear if he meant church with a capital c)
February 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
0 words in but already have a provisional essay title
February 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Guys I'm sorry but it's obviously wallpaper. We've all got black mould in London and most of us aren't deranged bigots
#taxbillionairesendhousingcrisis
#transrightsarehumanrights

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February 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
How do other people get the first draft of a play written

Personally I like to finish making a cardigan then order loads of yarn online for further knitting projects
February 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Laptop overheating so frequently it makes me long for the days when you could just dictate to your daughters & call it "milking"
February 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Taylor Swift may know Aristotle but she definitely doesn't know Homer or Aeschylus, & that's fine, it's just weird then to write a whole song about how "they killed Cassandra first cause she saw the worst" when they really didn't
February 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Deploying my catchphrase
February 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Could whoever put the blood curse on my family c. 1yr ago kindly come forward and let us know how to lift it because we are bored of hospital food
February 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Sorry I didn't reply to your email I was busy growing as a person
February 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The only Sims Movie pitch I will entertain

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February 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
DVD menu as a liminal space
February 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Listen as we'll learn in room 2 fascism=bad, but in the Chanel exhibition of all places I really feel the penalties for Crimes of Fashion should be swift & severe
February 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
NHS 111 keeps repeating "we are currently experiencing very high call volumes at this time" which it is important to note is a tautology
February 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
February 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
All I want for Christmas is for Tori Amos to record more Kendrick covers

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February 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Why is Tori Amos playing in the Greggs advert?
February 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The 7yo I was babysitting tonight observed that "Romeo & Juliet is kind of a tragedy but kind of a comedy" so if anyone has spare PhD funding I think she's game
February 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Help pls
February 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM