The only phrenology that I think is fine is analyzing how freakish monsters like Ken Paxton look on the average day. The evilness they store inside them spoils their meatsuit

Mike Johnson isn't happy that Bad Bunny is performing at the Super Bowl: It sounds like he's not someone who appeals to a broader audience. There's so many eyes on it. A lot of young, impressionable children. In my view, you would have Lee Greenwood or role models doing that. Not somebody like this.

"She's due some criticism, but what she's getting is hate." This is too perfect of a way to describe a lot of social media, lol. can we not just settle at "extremely disappointed"?

REPORT THIS TO PETA! CANDID DISPLAY OF PIG ABUSE

It is crazy living in a timeline where Donald Trump has declared war on the city of Los Angeles because his best friend told the world he participated in a sex trafficking ring and he's trying to say "no wait look over here" meanwhile his other pal makes big moves to end vaccine research...

At least the straights rest easy knowing they still have their muscled, stage acting Hugh Jackman. He is the token hetero

I choose to believe "smoke" is Smokey Bear, with an impossibly low refractory period. We all be blowin Smokey

Why can't the ketamine junkie and the pedo just get along?? 😭

Alternatively: Oh Deus Volt, Deus Volt, Deus Voooooolt

She's proof mixing libertarianism and uninformed statistical analysis makes for the stupidest form of neocon bigots

Danielle Smith, the Randall Weems of the premieres

The "k" stands for ketamine

MY BOY