The only phrenology that I think is fine is analyzing how freakish monsters like Ken Paxton look on the average day. The evilness they store inside them spoils their meatsuit

"She's due some criticism, but what she's getting is hate." This is too perfect of a way to describe a lot of social media, lol. can we not just settle at "extremely disappointed"?

REPORT THIS TO PETA! CANDID DISPLAY OF PIG ABUSE

At least the straights rest easy knowing they still have their muscled, stage acting Hugh Jackman. He is the token hetero

I choose to believe "smoke" is Smokey Bear, with an impossibly low refractory period. We all be blowin Smokey

Alternatively: Oh Deus Volt, Deus Volt, Deus Voooooolt

She's proof mixing libertarianism and uninformed statistical analysis makes for the stupidest form of neocon bigots

Danielle Smith, the Randall Weems of the premieres

The "k" stands for ketamine