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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11h

Lisa wheeling in a lifeless Bart saying MOM, DAD, BART’S DEAD!

BART popping to life and saying DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT GOING TO ITCHY AND SCRATCHYLAND

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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 13h

Jabba the Hutt with downward word balloon

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 12h

Finally, a puff piece.

WWN @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social · 12h

EXCLUSIVE: Catherine Connolly Shared Netflix Account Password To Numerous Non Subscribers http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/10/exclusive-catherine-connolly-shared-netflix-account-password-to-numerous-non-subscribers/

EXCLUSIVE: Catherine Connolly Shared Netflix Account Password To Numerous Non Subscribers

In more damning revelations about the queen of political controversy, left-wing Presidential hopeful Catherine Connolly was unavailable for comment today after her team was pressed about possible corruption charges relating to her Netflix streaming service. Information …

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 14h

I'm guessing this is how the memo writer assumed it would go?

Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 15h

Eric used to teach at my old school. It's been so bizarre to see him act like this since becoming a local political figure*

* By which I mean he's active locally, he's not an elected figure

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 15h

Absolutely beautiful work here

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 16h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Reuters @reuters.com · 20h

'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 19h

How come nobody mentions Candlejack anymore? Do you think it's because he got everyo

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 1d

Update: It happened again. 10 minutes of ads now only for the show itself to immediately freeze on attempting to start at the same point both times. I'm done.

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 1d

It's worth noting, as per my previous tweet regarding a failed pizza delivery, that I am currently in a hangry state.

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 1d

Is it possible that Virgin Media player is worse than RTE's?

Just sat through 5 minutes of ads before the show started, only for it to freeze, and now I'm forced to restart the 5 minutes of ads again.

Can't say I'm impressed.

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 1d

I have made up for it by increasing the size of the pizza. Silver linings.

Linings whose measurements will increase at this rate.

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 1d

Waiting over 30 minutes for my pizza to arrive, only to realise that I never completed the order on the app.

This is the worst day of my life.

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 1d

Both of ours also do this but with different approaches. Petra will ram her face into ours with little warning as we're sitting at a desk or lying down, while Obie will walk up and offer his cheek to us like he's some kind of greeting Frenchman.

Weird cats. I blame the parents.

Obie, a black cat, looking like he's laughing while pictured mid-yawn

Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 1d

(The Third Coming Jesus will always be "my" Jesus)

Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 1d

Oh, they're going by Doctor Who logic.

Page Six @pagesix.com · 2d

Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast

Gibson's long-gestating sequel will start shooting in Rome, but with a completely new cast, an insider told Page Six.

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 1d

Simpsons: Too Much Blood on the Knob

YouTube video by Ben Simon a.k.a. Cartoon Man Central

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 1d

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 2d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 1d

I can only imagine (but choose not to)

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 1d

Someone got kicked out of the UL anime club, and his response actually does sound like an anime villain monologue.

Their loss indeed.

ANIME SOCIETY. PREDICTABLE. WHEN coNFRONTED WITH A STANDARD IT CANNOT POSSIBLY ACHIEVE, YOU HAVE ONLY ONE DEFENSE MECHANISM: REMOVAL. IT IS THE EQUIVALENT OF A CHILD KNOCKING OVER THE CHESSBOARD BECAUSE HE CANNOT COMPREHEND ThE GAME. Their losS, NOT MINE. OF NO CONSEQUENCE.
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Boo-rendan Harkin @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 2d

He said this deliberately because he is a Nazi and he wants you to know he's a Nazi who you can't touch. He also wants other Nazis to know they can be open about the fact they are Nazis too.

This isn't an oversight, a fumble or an opportunity for a "heh, well actually, dummy" zinger.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2d

"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."

- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa

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Śéáń @fiercemilder.com · 2d

First they came for the bananas, and I did not speak out, because I am not Boris Johnson.

Mark Lynas @marklynas.bsky.social · 2d

WOW! The European Parliament just voted to BAN the words 'burger' and 'sausage' when used in sustainable plant-based alternatives. HUGE win for the meat and dairy lobby in the EU, and lots more confusion for consumers if this goes through. Insane!
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European Parliament votes to ban use of ‘veggie burger’ and ‘plant-based sausage’ - European Vegetarian Union

Brussels, 8 October 2025 European Parliament votes to ban use of ‘veggie burger’ and ‘plant-based sausage’: coalition calls decision misguided and counterproductive This Wednesday the Members of the E...

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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 2d

See this?

This story is the sound of a bullet you didn’t even know was coming at you whistling past your right ear.

Suzanne Smalley @suzannesmalley.bsky.social · 2d

Germany will not support Chat Control - a law which proposes to scan all messages people send even on end-to-end encrypted platforms - Justice Minister said today. German stance likely dooms the measure. Signal had threatened to leave the EU if Chat Control became law
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Germany will not support 'Chat Control' message scanning in the EU

“Random chat monitoring must be taboo in a constitutional state,” Federal Justice Minister Stefanie Hubig said as German officials signaled they will not vote for a controversial EU proposal known as ...

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