Alexanders Festive Biscuits
@fierybiscuts.bsky.social
I’m a fat guy that lives in Texas and sometimes posts losts of NSFW stuff. I like video games and I collect Funko pops, action figures, and Dragon Ball statues and I have 4 cats.
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I realized my coat matched the fit that I wore today.
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I realized my coat matched the fit that I wore today.
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Last workout, haircut, and Tummy Tuesday of 2025 🫡
December 31, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Last workout, haircut, and Tummy Tuesday of 2025 🫡
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December 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Needing tips or advice on how to get rid of like 600 funko pops. I don’t wanna throw them out, it hurts to think about them just going to the dumpster..but I stopped collecting and would like to clear out a lot of what I have. I don’t want them to go to goodwill but I don’t have many local options.
a toad with his mouth open and the words help me please behind him
ALT: a toad with his mouth open and the words help me please behind him
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December 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Needing tips or advice on how to get rid of like 600 funko pops. I don’t wanna throw them out, it hurts to think about them just going to the dumpster..but I stopped collecting and would like to clear out a lot of what I have. I don’t want them to go to goodwill but I don’t have many local options.
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I have to go into the office today. I'm off the next 3 days though.
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I have to go into the office today. I'm off the next 3 days though.
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Just a little time left of 2025 to get your selfies in
December 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Just a little time left of 2025 to get your selfies in
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Final tummy Tuesday of the year! Get your last rubs in
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Final tummy Tuesday of the year! Get your last rubs in
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[Nudity]
For the last Tummy Tuesday of 2025, I thought I would share another view of my new flannel shirt.
For the last Tummy Tuesday of 2025, I thought I would share another view of my new flannel shirt.
December 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
[Nudity]
For the last Tummy Tuesday of 2025, I thought I would share another view of my new flannel shirt.
For the last Tummy Tuesday of 2025, I thought I would share another view of my new flannel shirt.
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Why aren't you between my legs? 😏 They're about to become your new favourite collar 😈
December 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Why aren't you between my legs? 😏 They're about to become your new favourite collar 😈
Today has been fun. I tried to sleep in but the cats yelled and made messes and demanded attention. So I started chores and they were critiquing my cleaning and felt swiping at my ankles was the best way to get the message across. I’m glad Devlin is coming back today, then they can yell at him! >:3
December 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Today has been fun. I tried to sleep in but the cats yelled and made messes and demanded attention. So I started chores and they were critiquing my cleaning and felt swiping at my ankles was the best way to get the message across. I’m glad Devlin is coming back today, then they can yell at him! >:3
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December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Speaking of cats - here they be. I’ve been taking pictures of them to send to Devlin while he is away. They’ve been nice company while he’s gone, even if they are driving me nuts demanding pets and endless treats.
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Speaking of cats - here they be. I’ve been taking pictures of them to send to Devlin while he is away. They’ve been nice company while he’s gone, even if they are driving me nuts demanding pets and endless treats.
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December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Merry Holiday. I hope everyone had a good day, mine was okay. Quiet which was different, usually there’s a big shindig with family and Devlin but it was just me and the cats this year. They got treats, I’ve got special gummies, and now I am watching my friend Dovah play Kingdom Hearts. :3
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Merry Holiday. I hope everyone had a good day, mine was okay. Quiet which was different, usually there’s a big shindig with family and Devlin but it was just me and the cats this year. They got treats, I’ve got special gummies, and now I am watching my friend Dovah play Kingdom Hearts. :3
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It's Quizmois (Eve) 🎅🎄 with Crimmus penguins... and maybe a Santa onesie?
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
December 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's Quizmois (Eve) 🎅🎄 with Crimmus penguins... and maybe a Santa onesie?
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
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I’m pushing through and working out on Christmas Eve, please clap
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m pushing through and working out on Christmas Eve, please clap
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Now live playing horror games come hang out twitch.tv/mrfrumps
December 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Now live playing horror games come hang out twitch.tv/mrfrumps
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Santa brought you a Monkey stream for Christmas 🎅🤣
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Santa brought you a Monkey stream for Christmas 🎅🤣
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
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Hey guys now live streaming on twitch playing scary games come drop by if you can! Twitch.tv/mrfrumps
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hey guys now live streaming on twitch playing scary games come drop by if you can! Twitch.tv/mrfrumps
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The face of someone who really doesn’t wanna go into work today. Send bellies and junk for strength.
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The face of someone who really doesn’t wanna go into work today. Send bellies and junk for strength.
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*Swirling crystal* draw him more
Imma do 1 better and show you 4. All of which are canon and lore accurate!
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
*Swirling crystal* draw him more
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I’m just gonna start going out dressed like this casually
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m just gonna start going out dressed like this casually
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Yes I am a man child…
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Yes I am a man child…