I should become a train station announcer person all they do is murmur something unintelligible into the mic every 5 minutes
February 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I should become a train station announcer person all they do is murmur something unintelligible into the mic every 5 minutes
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Reverse stranger where you sit on your dick and balls until they go numb so it feels like you're jacking someone else off
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Reverse stranger where you sit on your dick and balls until they go numb so it feels like you're jacking someone else off
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I'm Cumming Like Crazy 2
January 27, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I'm Cumming Like Crazy 2
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just great. as if we didnt have enough already, i'm getting word that Sex is getting its own launcher
January 14, 2026 at 12:16 PM
just great. as if we didnt have enough already, i'm getting word that Sex is getting its own launcher
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Shit. - Pissing & Pooping -
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Shit. - Pissing & Pooping -
i love my life i love my wife!!
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i love my life i love my wife!!
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i should invent something
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
i should invent something
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Horny Minecraft Movie script:
Jason Mamoa: “you want me to fuck the chicken?”
*minecraft chicken spreads legs*
Jack Black: “Chicken pussy!”
Jason Mamoa: “you want me to fuck the chicken?”
*minecraft chicken spreads legs*
Jack Black: “Chicken pussy!”
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Horny Minecraft Movie script:
Jason Mamoa: “you want me to fuck the chicken?”
*minecraft chicken spreads legs*
Jack Black: “Chicken pussy!”
Jason Mamoa: “you want me to fuck the chicken?”
*minecraft chicken spreads legs*
Jack Black: “Chicken pussy!”
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chronos in hades 2 kinda giving demiurge if you think about it
October 3, 2025 at 11:04 AM
chronos in hades 2 kinda giving demiurge if you think about it
if you think about it, the only monkeys that live in the arctic are us humans...
September 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
if you think about it, the only monkeys that live in the arctic are us humans...
Been really getting into washing my hands lately
August 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Been really getting into washing my hands lately
How can a women be "18 months pregnant" when there are only 12 months?
July 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
How can a women be "18 months pregnant" when there are only 12 months?
Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69
June 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69
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computers should let out a little moan when youre feeling around for the power button
June 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
computers should let out a little moan when youre feeling around for the power button
Critical support to sauron for opposing the monarchy
May 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Critical support to sauron for opposing the monarchy
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Oooooh look at me I'm a fiction writer I'm gonna invent conflicts between made up people so real people can get stressed out about them uhuhuhuuuu
July 10, 2023 at 5:23 AM
Oooooh look at me I'm a fiction writer I'm gonna invent conflicts between made up people so real people can get stressed out about them uhuhuhuuuu