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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 1d

youtu.be/J36RJwtEAN0?... a ripper for the morning

Ideation - Blunt Instrument Demo (2021)

YouTube video by No Deal

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 2d

they are phorid flies and I have spent unspeakable amounts of money on every trap and poison on the market

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 2d

while speaking to the like 10th pest control company ive tried in the last 3 months they asked me if anyone in the house is also noticing the flies or if its just me, im guessing because I sound like a complete psycho, and im guessing thats the case because ive gone completely psychotic.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2d

I think it should be socially and legally acceptable to smack these clean off somebody's face if they're filming you against your will

Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 2d

Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming https://gizmodo.com/buckle-up-the-smart-glasses-backlash-is-coming-2000668213

Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming

Is this #glassholes 2.0?

gizmodo.com

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 3d

290 lb 3x3s today 💪

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 3d

sort of feels like these brave men and women would be stoked to shoot me in the face or stomach with a gun

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 3d

The brave men and women who serve in our national guards must not be used as political props. This is a moment where every American must speak up and help stop this madness.

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 3d

the people who run this website stink like shit the people who run this country stink like shit the people who run the media stink like shit its just all big heaping loads of shit top to bottom wherever ya turn and I am so tired of the bottomless shit buffet

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 3d

friend who lived with me in like 2010 hit up target the day after easter and got Reese's eggs for 20 cents each. He spent $100 it was the fattest year of my life

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 5d

donald trump died so they could make his coin. he said “swing my noggin into those big metal plates so my face gets in there real good” and that’s how they made the master dies. the coins are slightly larger than a human head, as usual. for pennies that’s how small people were back in lincoln’s day

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 6d

ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane

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Bagel Gremlin ✨️🥯 Magical Girl Vtuber @bagelgremlin.magicalgirl.live · 6d

Just a reminder for my anti AI homies - check your twitch viewer rewards - they're trying to shill 3 months of duolingo (they use AI generated translations)

You can opt out in creator dashboard -> viewer rewards -> rewards

screencap of a notification from twitch advertising 3 free months of Duolingo, a language "learning" app that uses AI generated translations

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 6d

Things are looking so grim that I feel almost rude going to therapy these days. What can she possibly say besides "well try not to think about it". I'll find out in 6 hours!

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 6d

love my fantasy teams

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DaWeekendStreamr twitch.tv/lord_googoo @lordgoogoo.bsky.social · 7d

This week on the Chat-About…

Sppoktember is over and REMAKETOBER is here! Starting with Michael Haneke’s brutally sadistic FUNNY GAMES and his shot for shot American remake. The great @hcjustin.com joins to check out my golf clubs and ask for some eggs.

Sat Oct 4 • 3pm ET
twitch.tv/lord_googoo

Googoo’s Good Movie Chat-About

Funny Games
(1997 & 2007)
With guest
Hcjustin

Saturday, October 4
3pm ET / 12pm PT
twitch.tv/lord_googoo

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 8d

Just got a ticket for this. Like catnip for guys who are 40

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10d

the sinclair charlie kirk tribute has 71K views nine days after it was supposed to preempt jimmy kimmel

by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day

111 Years Old Antique Toaster Restoration

YouTube video by Odd Tinkering

www.youtube.com

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 10d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=huXb... miserable record but in a good way

Codeine - The White Birch (Full Album)

YouTube video by bonbonfabrik

www.youtube.com

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 13d

genuinely forgot this was a domain I owned lmao

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scary tall bart @tallbart.com · 13d

Full video since YouTube removed it

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 14d

still been in fly hell (10 weeks now? 12? lost count) so I got an insanely bad smelling trap that says its guaranteed to solve the problem, but I think its because it smells so bad I want to kill myself, which honestly would solve the problem.

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 15d

you should be able to scan in a positive covid test to doordash to get a discount. I'm not being lazy just courteous!

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 15d

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 15d

if whoever has control of my voodoo doll could stop spitting on and stabbing it, setting it on fire etc and instead maybe suck it off / jack it off that would be ideal

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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 15d

Been more sick every day since Saturday I would love to be feeling better if anyone can arrange that

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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 15d

Tonight at 6PM PST!! Doing some drawings and making some jokes on twitch.tv/everythingnowshow don't miss it okay bye I love you

Flier for the twitch stream that says "ENS
Presents
Figure Drawing
It s about to get sketchy
Tonight 6pm pst
Twitch.tv/everythingnowshow
Feat.
Kendra Wells
Alán Giles
Aidan O'Connor"

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