The finite physicist
@finitephysicist.bsky.social
don't sleep through dreams that can't come true
given the current state of academia maybe there isn't a point to having a "future directions" section in papers anymore
May 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
given the current state of academia maybe there isn't a point to having a "future directions" section in papers anymore
in 60 years when they make a biopic of my life i need Walton Goggins to play me
April 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
in 60 years when they make a biopic of my life i need Walton Goggins to play me
what was Schrödinger doing during the purge
April 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
what was Schrödinger doing during the purge
im running for Pope
April 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
im running for Pope
there are more atoms in a grain of sand.
April 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
there are more atoms in a grain of sand.
If AI becomes sentient enough to be able to feel suffering, then I think it should.
April 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If AI becomes sentient enough to be able to feel suffering, then I think it should.
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Making N64 Zelda relativistically correct and calling it Ocarina of Spacetime
March 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Making N64 Zelda relativistically correct and calling it Ocarina of Spacetime
i told somebody at work I was tired and wanted to go home and he just said 'ok Joe Biden'
March 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
i told somebody at work I was tired and wanted to go home and he just said 'ok Joe Biden'
There's kids with the broccoli zoomer haircut at the grad school open house. its over.
March 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
There's kids with the broccoli zoomer haircut at the grad school open house. its over.
grad student dinner
March 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
grad student dinner
my most marketable trait is that I can actually read wingdings
March 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
my most marketable trait is that I can actually read wingdings
grad student dinner
March 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
grad student dinner
Every public laundry room should have a device that instantly disintegrates your clothes if you leave it in the dryer for more than 10 minutes after it's done because other people need to use the machines too. if youve ever done this btw your soul will never know heaven
March 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every public laundry room should have a device that instantly disintegrates your clothes if you leave it in the dryer for more than 10 minutes after it's done because other people need to use the machines too. if youve ever done this btw your soul will never know heaven
"hidden origins" its on wikipedia
March 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"hidden origins" its on wikipedia
ever since I found out you can use overleaf on your phone
there is no reason to use this anymore
there is no reason to use this anymore
March 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
ever since I found out you can use overleaf on your phone
there is no reason to use this anymore
there is no reason to use this anymore
haughty Europeans: "I actually celebrate pi day on May 3141st."
March 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
haughty Europeans: "I actually celebrate pi day on May 3141st."
I've been in a university for ~9 years and tbh I still don't know what a "dean" is
March 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I've been in a university for ~9 years and tbh I still don't know what a "dean" is
in the super collider. straight up "Bjorken it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My protons
March 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
in the super collider. straight up "Bjorken it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My protons
happy to announce that the Theory Group at the University of Cincinnati has just bought happiness !
people who have said "money can't buy happiness" have clearly never tried hiring me before
February 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
happy to announce that the Theory Group at the University of Cincinnati has just bought happiness !
if a tree falls in the forest and i am not there it didnt fall, in fact it didnt exist
February 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
if a tree falls in the forest and i am not there it didnt fall, in fact it didnt exist
phd student dinner
February 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
phd student dinner