Statler and Waldorf
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February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
And we end on an abrupt unsatisfying climax.
And we are freed from the tyranny of Albert Glasser's music.
#svengoolie
And we are freed from the tyranny of Albert Glasser's music.
#svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
And we end on an abrupt unsatisfying climax.
And we are freed from the tyranny of Albert Glasser's music.
#svengoolie
And we are freed from the tyranny of Albert Glasser's music.
#svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
"The Colossal Wacko is still on the rampage...and he just chased off the cast of La La Land. Way to go!"
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February 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
"The Colossal Wacko is still on the rampage...and he just chased off the cast of La La Land. Way to go!"
#svengoolie
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When did this become a coming of age story between two kids? Is this Amazing Colossal Wonder Years??
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February 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
When did this become a coming of age story between two kids? Is this Amazing Colossal Wonder Years??
#Svengoolie
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"The giant weirdo has arrived in Griffith Park, and...Oh, Good News folks! He stepped on James Dean, the Rebel Without a Cause!"
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February 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
"The giant weirdo has arrived in Griffith Park, and...Oh, Good News folks! He stepped on James Dean, the Rebel Without a Cause!"
#svengoolie
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"The Amazing Colossal Nutcase is in Griffith Park, and appears to be trying to make the observatory dome into a funny hat."
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February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
"The Amazing Colossal Nutcase is in Griffith Park, and appears to be trying to make the observatory dome into a funny hat."
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
"Your brother is a monster! A wild beast! He doesn't even know you anymore."
"And yet, I'd rather talk to him than you. Get stuffed."
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"And yet, I'd rather talk to him than you. Get stuffed."
#svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
"Your brother is a monster! A wild beast! He doesn't even know you anymore."
"And yet, I'd rather talk to him than you. Get stuffed."
#svengoolie
"And yet, I'd rather talk to him than you. Get stuffed."
#svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
An Electroencephalograph? Good grief, that's actually a real medical device.
Come on, it's 50's sci-fi movie! Get crazy. Say it's a Magneto-cerebral Stimulatron.
#Svengoolie
Come on, it's 50's sci-fi movie! Get crazy. Say it's a Magneto-cerebral Stimulatron.
#Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
An Electroencephalograph? Good grief, that's actually a real medical device.
Come on, it's 50's sci-fi movie! Get crazy. Say it's a Magneto-cerebral Stimulatron.
#Svengoolie
Come on, it's 50's sci-fi movie! Get crazy. Say it's a Magneto-cerebral Stimulatron.
#Svengoolie
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I think Glenn destroyed the Sands sign because the only Rat Pack members that showed up that night were Joey Bishop and Peter Lawford. #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I think Glenn destroyed the Sands sign because the only Rat Pack members that showed up that night were Joey Bishop and Peter Lawford. #Svengoolie
And an extended flashback to the previous film.
They had no idea what to do after they caught him in this movie.
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They had no idea what to do after they caught him in this movie.
#Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
And an extended flashback to the previous film.
They had no idea what to do after they caught him in this movie.
#Svengoolie
They had no idea what to do after they caught him in this movie.
#Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
"We are very proud of Major Baird and he will be giving a press conference."
"Will the giant's sister Joyce be there?"
"No, she has a restraining order on him."
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"Will the giant's sister Joyce be there?"
"No, she has a restraining order on him."
#svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
"We are very proud of Major Baird and he will be giving a press conference."
"Will the giant's sister Joyce be there?"
"No, she has a restraining order on him."
#svengoolie
"Will the giant's sister Joyce be there?"
"No, she has a restraining order on him."
#svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
February 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Major: Ha! We made a whole lot of bread with drugs in them to make him sleep.
Joyce: If you'd asked, I could have told you that my brother has been on Atkins for decades.
Major: I hate you.
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Joyce: If you'd asked, I could have told you that my brother has been on Atkins for decades.
Major: I hate you.
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February 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Major: Ha! We made a whole lot of bread with drugs in them to make him sleep.
Joyce: If you'd asked, I could have told you that my brother has been on Atkins for decades.
Major: I hate you.
#svengoolie
Joyce: If you'd asked, I could have told you that my brother has been on Atkins for decades.
Major: I hate you.
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"Try to find something else to occupy your mind."
"I'd suggest the same thing to you, Major, but I don't think you have a mind."
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"I'd suggest the same thing to you, Major, but I don't think you have a mind."
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February 1, 2026 at 1:44 AM
"Try to find something else to occupy your mind."
"I'd suggest the same thing to you, Major, but I don't think you have a mind."
#svengoolie
"I'd suggest the same thing to you, Major, but I don't think you have a mind."
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"How are we supposed to find him up in those mountains?"
"He's SIXTY FEET TALL you dummy! Hunters track bears and elk all the time and they're a lot smaller. Plus, don't planes and helicopters exist?"
"How about..."
"NO I WON'T GO TO DINNER WITH YOU!"
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"He's SIXTY FEET TALL you dummy! Hunters track bears and elk all the time and they're a lot smaller. Plus, don't planes and helicopters exist?"
"How about..."
"NO I WON'T GO TO DINNER WITH YOU!"
#svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
"How are we supposed to find him up in those mountains?"
"He's SIXTY FEET TALL you dummy! Hunters track bears and elk all the time and they're a lot smaller. Plus, don't planes and helicopters exist?"
"How about..."
"NO I WON'T GO TO DINNER WITH YOU!"
#svengoolie
"He's SIXTY FEET TALL you dummy! Hunters track bears and elk all the time and they're a lot smaller. Plus, don't planes and helicopters exist?"
"How about..."
"NO I WON'T GO TO DINNER WITH YOU!"
#svengoolie
If it's a long car trip here in Mexico, they could sing a song to pass the time, like "99 botellas de cerveza en la pared"
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February 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
If it's a long car trip here in Mexico, they could sing a song to pass the time, like "99 botellas de cerveza en la pared"
#svengoolie
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"Glenn was 60 feet tall! These could be his footprints!"
"Don't jump to conclusions! Leave this to the police. And your brother's dead! I told you. Now, how about dinner?"
#Svengoolie
"Don't jump to conclusions! Leave this to the police. And your brother's dead! I told you. Now, how about dinner?"
#Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
"Glenn was 60 feet tall! These could be his footprints!"
"Don't jump to conclusions! Leave this to the police. And your brother's dead! I told you. Now, how about dinner?"
#Svengoolie
"Don't jump to conclusions! Leave this to the police. And your brother's dead! I told you. Now, how about dinner?"
#Svengoolie