Statler and Waldorf
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The annoying old man is back! At least the fez is gone.

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“I know exactly how to use this criminal brain to reanimate a body. I got the whole procedure from Google Copilot.”

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This poor Eastern European village is being lorded over by a British fez-wearing bag of wind.

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This twit in a fez is giving grouchy old men a bad reputation.

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We are very glad that Imp broke in right after the famous “It’s Alive” part. It interrupts the most awkward scene transition ever.

It goes from one of the most iconic lines ever, to some doddering twit in a fez complaining. You’ll see when they go back to the movie. #svengoolie
Elizabeth, you twit. When you knock on a spooky door like that, you’re supposed to stick your hand in and tell a bad joke.

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“I’m so worried about my fiancé.”

“He’s an obviously unbalanced mad scientist!”

“Yes, I’m worried he’ll lose his job at Tesla.”

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“And yes, it’s also amazing that the brain belonged to an habitual criminal, when the other organs of his body had no criminal record.”

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PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT

Only two people went on to be on Perry Mason many years later. One of them is Mae Clark who plays Elizabeth.

The other is Clarence Kolster who plays of the gravestones. He was a stony kind of guy.

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Sid Caesar, Howard Morris and Carl Reiner, in their recurring skit as the doo wop group "The Haircuts".

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Luckily, the body of the cop was stolen by a different mad scientist for a different horrible experiment, and never found.

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Hey! It's after 10:30!

Sven isn't playing by the time slot rules tonight!

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That song was written by a young Quentin Tarantino, as we understand it.

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It's "Battle Hymn of Republic Pictures".

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When you really look at film history, Young Frankenstein is mostly a spoof of "Son of Frankenstein". It even has the physically handicapped old constable.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0031...

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Son of Frankenstein (1939) ⭐ 7.0 | Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi
1h 39m | Approved
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Guillermo del Toro is probably a fan of this film.

This movie of his had the word "Schwanstuker" in it. And Seth McFarlane had a lot of fun saying it.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0411...

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) ⭐ 7.0 | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
2h | PG-13
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Interestingly, ""Schwanzstucker" is actually the word for glue.

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The spiders has restrictions on blocking regular foot traffic. OSHA regulations.

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Amazingly no cobwebs blocking their direct path. #Svengoolie
Frederick is going to feel foolish when he finds out that this isn't his grandfather's notes. It's Frau Blucher's Victor Frankenstein fan fic.

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