Statler and Waldorf
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December 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The original draft of the script had Dennis Weaver throwing an oxygen tank and shooting it. But Spielberg saved that for later.
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a shark is swimming in the ocean with a national geographic logo in the background
ALT: a shark is swimming in the ocean with a national geographic logo in the background
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December 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The original draft of the script had Dennis Weaver throwing an oxygen tank and shooting it. But Spielberg saved that for later.
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It might not surprise you that we're always more upset about those poor snakes and spiders getting hurt than whatever Dennis Weaver is going through.
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December 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It might not surprise you that we're always more upset about those poor snakes and spiders getting hurt than whatever Dennis Weaver is going through.
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We kind of hoped Sven's song for this movie would be to the tune of "Dream Weaver" by Gary Wright. But would be about "Dennis Weaver".
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December 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We kind of hoped Sven's song for this movie would be to the tune of "Dream Weaver" by Gary Wright. But would be about "Dennis Weaver".
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December 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Not pertinent to this movie, but Dick Van Dyke turns 100 today.
www.cbsnews.com/news/dick-va...
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Comedy icon Dick van Dyke celebrates turning 100: "I still try to dance"
The famed star sang and danced his way into America's heart through his illustrious career that has spanned nearly eight decades.
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December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Not pertinent to this movie, but Dick Van Dyke turns 100 today.
www.cbsnews.com/news/dick-va...
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December 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT
Dennis was never on Perry Mason. But five of his Duel Co-Stars were.
Perry Mason had no problem with Duel Roles.
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PERRY MASON REPORT
Dennis was never on Perry Mason. But five of his Duel Co-Stars were.
Perry Mason had no problem with Duel Roles.
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December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT
Dennis was never on Perry Mason. But five of his Duel Co-Stars were.
Perry Mason had no problem with Duel Roles.
#svengoolie
PERRY MASON REPORT
Dennis was never on Perry Mason. But five of his Duel Co-Stars were.
Perry Mason had no problem with Duel Roles.
#svengoolie
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Okay, this Fractured Flickers is the stuff. I can't believe I hadn't heard of this before, but now I'm surprised there's not some poor shmoe in a jumpsuit and two robots sitting in the corner of the screen (lalalala).
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December 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Okay, this Fractured Flickers is the stuff. I can't believe I hadn't heard of this before, but now I'm surprised there's not some poor shmoe in a jumpsuit and two robots sitting in the corner of the screen (lalalala).
#Svengoolie ##TheMummysTomb #FracturedFlickers
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The men’s hat budget for this scene must have been enormous. #Svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Statler: This movie isn't very good. Let's try to get a refund.
Waldorf: Good idea. We can get couple of new Mummy movies.
Statler: You mean it's Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Mummy Back?
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Waldorf: Good idea. We can get couple of new Mummy movies.
Statler: You mean it's Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Mummy Back?
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December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Statler: This movie isn't very good. Let's try to get a refund.
Waldorf: Good idea. We can get couple of new Mummy movies.
Statler: You mean it's Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Mummy Back?
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Waldorf: Good idea. We can get couple of new Mummy movies.
Statler: You mean it's Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Mummy Back?
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Waldorf: There was supposed to be a second mummy in this movie, but that mummy won the lottery and quit and lived in luxury.
Statler: What a lucky stiff!
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Statler: What a lucky stiff!
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December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Waldorf: There was supposed to be a second mummy in this movie, but that mummy won the lottery and quit and lived in luxury.
Statler: What a lucky stiff!
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Statler: What a lucky stiff!
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Statler: So is that mummy Lon Chaney Jr. or not?
Waldorf: It's impossible to tell for sure. It was a secret.
Statler: They kept it under wraps?
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Waldorf: It's impossible to tell for sure. It was a secret.
Statler: They kept it under wraps?
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December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Statler: So is that mummy Lon Chaney Jr. or not?
Waldorf: It's impossible to tell for sure. It was a secret.
Statler: They kept it under wraps?
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Waldorf: It's impossible to tell for sure. It was a secret.
Statler: They kept it under wraps?
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You know, if the Ancient Egyptians had all gone with cremation, it would have saved us all a lot of grief.
Thanks a lot, Rameses!
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Thanks a lot, Rameses!
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December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You know, if the Ancient Egyptians had all gone with cremation, it would have saved us all a lot of grief.
Thanks a lot, Rameses!
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Thanks a lot, Rameses!
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There's a point where it stops being a flashback. It's so long it's basically a prequel inside the movie.
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December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
There's a point where it stops being a flashback. It's so long it's basically a prequel inside the movie.
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PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT
There's an overlap of 8 actors with this movie and Perry Mason.
This includes Dick Foran, who worked with a lot of big stars, and even could sing. Maybe he'll serenade the Mummy with a lullaby.
www.imdb.com/name/nm02852...
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PERRY MASON REPORT
There's an overlap of 8 actors with this movie and Perry Mason.
This includes Dick Foran, who worked with a lot of big stars, and even could sing. Maybe he'll serenade the Mummy with a lullaby.
www.imdb.com/name/nm02852...
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Dick Foran | Actor, Soundtrack
Known for: Fort Apache, Donovan's Reef, Please Murder Me!
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December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT
There's an overlap of 8 actors with this movie and Perry Mason.
This includes Dick Foran, who worked with a lot of big stars, and even could sing. Maybe he'll serenade the Mummy with a lullaby.
www.imdb.com/name/nm02852...
#Svengoolie
PERRY MASON REPORT
There's an overlap of 8 actors with this movie and Perry Mason.
This includes Dick Foran, who worked with a lot of big stars, and even could sing. Maybe he'll serenade the Mummy with a lullaby.
www.imdb.com/name/nm02852...
#Svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Reposted by Statler and Waldorf
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM