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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau
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Kim thought this would be a neat way to get my ideas out there instead of standing in silence staring into the void that engulfs us all that we call our soul.

In the dark times, should the stars also go out?
Pinned
For real tho, can you imagine the noises Björk makes when she cums?
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 AM
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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I know that as an Incubus he must be constantly flirted with, but his "Oh no, he was serious?!" expression really cracks me up every time 🤣
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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Husk is gonna be the reason Angel gets redeemed isn’t he? Every chance they get to give him those wings and they’re always Husk’s. 🤔
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
You know what?

Discord is a resource glutton that runs like shit these days.

I'm kinda glad you're putting the gun in their mouth since we can now look for something better
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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We're working around the clock developing Chess 2
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!

The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social

Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social

We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Not only do smart people have sex, but we’ve optimized sex for the best results
February 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Fuck ICE and Fuck WBD
Dave Meltzer would know if WBD kept Brody King off the show.

No matter if you like or dislike him, the way he said it, Dave knows #AEW
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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With the TNT Title on the line, both Kyle Fletcher and Tommaso Ciampa stepped up ready to battle!

Watch #AEWDynamite on-demand via the TBS app and HBO Max
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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So far:
Dr OZ
RFK
Litnick
Are in the files and should resign.
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Tommaso Ciampa says he has a list of talent in AEW that he wants to work with.

Who do you want Tommaso work with in AEW?

#AEW
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Girl so full of dick cheese I call that pussy a Hot Pocket
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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Unbelievable match! #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Freddy Got Fingered is in the same class of movie as Beavis and Butthead: Do America where it doesn’t deserve to be as good as it is
February 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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It’s the Epstein Administration.

No wonder Bondi spent the entire hearing screeching and deflecting.

H/T: @aaronparnas.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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THEKLA IS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I needed a smoke after that match
Still thinking about Fletch and Ciampa 🤌🤌🤌 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 AM
AEW was sick tonight
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Kyle Fletcher and Tomasso Ciampa looked at each other and said “Hey, wanna have a crazy fuckin PPV level match?” “Yes, I do want to do that.” #AEW
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Home, got food, and now I'm catching up on AEW Dynamite!
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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I still haven't recovered from this joke, honestly.
Best cameos ever 🤣
#HelluvaBoss #HazbinHotel #Hellaverse
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Even with all these dumbfucks and homophobes around, we are in The Golden Age of Femboys
February 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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If this doesn’t deep-six his Presidency I don’t know what will.

This is vile. This is ugly.

This perpetrator must be held accountable.

No longer is this right versus left.

It’s about right versus wrong.

America’s morality will be tested like never before in nearly 250 years.
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM