FirstDeriv
@firstderivative.bsky.social
The first time it was a tragedy, the second time its a farce. Frank Turner lyric or social media whose to say.
Last day in the office fit plus bonus wristie with my lunch leftovers
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Last day in the office fit plus bonus wristie with my lunch leftovers
Crushed this reverse sear tonight
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Crushed this reverse sear tonight
Sirloin, Brussels and bacon, and a carrot corn purée
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sirloin, Brussels and bacon, and a carrot corn purée
It is SO COLD today I had to wear this even though I low key hate the look
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It is SO COLD today I had to wear this even though I low key hate the look
When Trump fucked, a young boy, I no commented until he…carried on
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When Trump fucked, a young boy, I no commented until he…carried on
I think the New York Times should not have sat on those Epstein emails
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I think the New York Times should not have sat on those Epstein emails
Wondering what Trumps Leroy Jenkins move is when all the files get released
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Wondering what Trumps Leroy Jenkins move is when all the files get released
Today’s cookery
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Today’s cookery
Brave of Schumer to arrange all retiring and non cycle Dems to vote for this
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Brave of Schumer to arrange all retiring and non cycle Dems to vote for this
Not to go full PAC but FUCK chuck Schumer, FUCK Tim Kaine, FUCK CCM, and if you down with pissing away the constitution than fuck you too
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Not to go full PAC but FUCK chuck Schumer, FUCK Tim Kaine, FUCK CCM, and if you down with pissing away the constitution than fuck you too
Any democrat that votes for this deal is an enemy of the people - fin
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Any democrat that votes for this deal is an enemy of the people - fin
@aoc.bsky.social primary this m****f**** sell out
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
@aoc.bsky.social primary this m****f**** sell out
Burn down the senate
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Burn down the senate
Yesterdays Mrs Deriv birthday celebration
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Yesterdays Mrs Deriv birthday celebration
25th amendment except willful blindness
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
25th amendment except willful blindness
If there’s another administration we need public hearings on homeland security and ice - full reconciliation with a population that is having crimes against humanity committed against it. Yes that phrase is intentional
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If there’s another administration we need public hearings on homeland security and ice - full reconciliation with a population that is having crimes against humanity committed against it. Yes that phrase is intentional
Reminder that trials for ICE agents is a very moderate position
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Reminder that trials for ICE agents is a very moderate position
My evangelicalism is spreading the gospel of no pucks in front of your crease
Shout-out to @firstderivative.bsky.social for teaching my baby cousin the basics of hockey rules
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
My evangelicalism is spreading the gospel of no pucks in front of your crease
Allowing myself to lib out as a treat in NJ
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Allowing myself to lib out as a treat in NJ
Sick but at least it’s soup season (spicy cabbage soup with a roasted garlic broth, jalapeños, other veggies along side some trimmed excess beef)
October 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sick but at least it’s soup season (spicy cabbage soup with a roasted garlic broth, jalapeños, other veggies along side some trimmed excess beef)
Filet, with a blackberry sauce, a celery root apple purée, and pickled carrots and daikon.
September 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Filet, with a blackberry sauce, a celery root apple purée, and pickled carrots and daikon.
Pictures preceding unfortunate events
September 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Pictures preceding unfortunate events
More #cauliflower content — butchered a tenderloin today, than made a small filet with a cauliflower rice with diced portobello mushrooms and pickled Serrano peppers
September 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
More #cauliflower content — butchered a tenderloin today, than made a small filet with a cauliflower rice with diced portobello mushrooms and pickled Serrano peppers
Bok choy - lychee stir fry with red chilis and a yuzu-soy-green tea sauce with thin sliced Wagyu cooked with just salt and my torch.
September 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bok choy - lychee stir fry with red chilis and a yuzu-soy-green tea sauce with thin sliced Wagyu cooked with just salt and my torch.