FirstDeriv
@firstderivative.bsky.social
The first time it was a tragedy, the second time its a farce. Frank Turner lyric or social media whose to say.
Last day in the office fit plus bonus wristie with my lunch leftovers
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Last day in the office fit plus bonus wristie with my lunch leftovers
Crushed this reverse sear tonight
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Crushed this reverse sear tonight
Sirloin, Brussels and bacon, and a carrot corn purée
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sirloin, Brussels and bacon, and a carrot corn purée
It is SO COLD today I had to wear this even though I low key hate the look
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It is SO COLD today I had to wear this even though I low key hate the look
When Trump fucked, a young boy, I no commented until he…carried on
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When Trump fucked, a young boy, I no commented until he…carried on
I think the New York Times should not have sat on those Epstein emails
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I think the New York Times should not have sat on those Epstein emails
Today’s cookery
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Today’s cookery
Yesterdays Mrs Deriv birthday celebration
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Yesterdays Mrs Deriv birthday celebration
25th amendment except willful blindness
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
25th amendment except willful blindness
Sick but at least it’s soup season (spicy cabbage soup with a roasted garlic broth, jalapeños, other veggies along side some trimmed excess beef)
October 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sick but at least it’s soup season (spicy cabbage soup with a roasted garlic broth, jalapeños, other veggies along side some trimmed excess beef)
Filet, with a blackberry sauce, a celery root apple purée, and pickled carrots and daikon.
September 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Filet, with a blackberry sauce, a celery root apple purée, and pickled carrots and daikon.
Pictures preceding unfortunate events
September 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Pictures preceding unfortunate events
More #cauliflower content — butchered a tenderloin today, than made a small filet with a cauliflower rice with diced portobello mushrooms and pickled Serrano peppers
September 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
More #cauliflower content — butchered a tenderloin today, than made a small filet with a cauliflower rice with diced portobello mushrooms and pickled Serrano peppers
Bok choy - lychee stir fry with red chilis and a yuzu-soy-green tea sauce with thin sliced Wagyu cooked with just salt and my torch.
September 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bok choy - lychee stir fry with red chilis and a yuzu-soy-green tea sauce with thin sliced Wagyu cooked with just salt and my torch.
Post golf lunch/dinner - bison ribeye (love the lower cholesterol count and sweetness) pan seared with rosemary and thyme and finished in oven with a Dijon mustard Montreal steak rub, and finishing off leftover veggies.
August 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Post golf lunch/dinner - bison ribeye (love the lower cholesterol count and sweetness) pan seared with rosemary and thyme and finished in oven with a Dijon mustard Montreal steak rub, and finishing off leftover veggies.
Anniversary dinner pictures!
August 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Anniversary dinner pictures!
Updated my jewelry
August 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Updated my jewelry
No you were crying
August 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
No you were crying
August 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Friday work vibes because my desktop has been busted all day
August 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Friday work vibes because my desktop has been busted all day
Sous vide sirloin with a little butter to tenderize, seared in a cast iron with garlic rosemary and thyme (I do prefer my sirloins an little closer to medium) and braised kale and oyster mushrooms with a Canadian rye
August 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Sous vide sirloin with a little butter to tenderize, seared in a cast iron with garlic rosemary and thyme (I do prefer my sirloins an little closer to medium) and braised kale and oyster mushrooms with a Canadian rye