@firstfluffybottom.bsky.social
Trump Derangement Syndrome is not a real thing. It’s marketing.
In Texas, every five minute commercial break consists of four minutes of Republican ads angrily claiming that this candidate is more MAGA than that candidate because that candidate supports trans surgery for children, sharia law, impeaching Trump and worships Satan.
Ok, not the last one.
Ok, not the last one.
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 PM
In Texas, every five minute commercial break consists of four minutes of Republican ads angrily claiming that this candidate is more MAGA than that candidate because that candidate supports trans surgery for children, sharia law, impeaching Trump and worships Satan.
Ok, not the last one.
Ok, not the last one.
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Trump defined.
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Trump defined.
Dear ICE,
Where do you think you’re going to be in five years? Democrats have retaken DC. Trump is gone. His administration is in prison, and you and your komrads are facing federal, state, city and civil lawsuits by the hundreds.
Where will you be?
Where do you think you’re going to be in five years? Democrats have retaken DC. Trump is gone. His administration is in prison, and you and your komrads are facing federal, state, city and civil lawsuits by the hundreds.
Where will you be?
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Dear ICE,
Where do you think you’re going to be in five years? Democrats have retaken DC. Trump is gone. His administration is in prison, and you and your komrads are facing federal, state, city and civil lawsuits by the hundreds.
Where will you be?
Where do you think you’re going to be in five years? Democrats have retaken DC. Trump is gone. His administration is in prison, and you and your komrads are facing federal, state, city and civil lawsuits by the hundreds.
Where will you be?
Protest chant idea:
You’re
Not
Christian
To the tune of Lock him up.
You’re
Not
Christian
To the tune of Lock him up.
January 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Protest chant idea:
You’re
Not
Christian
To the tune of Lock him up.
You’re
Not
Christian
To the tune of Lock him up.
Protest sign idea:
“Is this what Jesus would do?”
“Is this what Jesus would do?”
January 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Protest sign idea:
“Is this what Jesus would do?”
“Is this what Jesus would do?”
Protest poster idea:
“It’s funny how you guys can wear masks NOW.”
“It’s funny how you guys can wear masks NOW.”
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Protest poster idea:
“It’s funny how you guys can wear masks NOW.”
“It’s funny how you guys can wear masks NOW.”
This has been one of those days when I search for naked people on the videos side just to feel grounded.
January 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
This has been one of those days when I search for naked people on the videos side just to feel grounded.
I hope so. Truly.
January 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I hope so. Truly.
The first full moon of the year and dumb ass trump uses it to commit his biggest crime so far. At least the markets are closed.
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The first full moon of the year and dumb ass trump uses it to commit his biggest crime so far. At least the markets are closed.
We all know that he’s terrified of beavers.
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
We all know that he’s terrified of beavers.
Found this from March.
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Found this from March.
@deirdre21.bsky.social did you try to contact me 12/30/25, evening?
December 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
@deirdre21.bsky.social did you try to contact me 12/30/25, evening?
Down and out in Beverly Hills. 1986.
I was so jealous of the people in this movie back then, with wireless phones and cable.
Nearly 40 years later I’m streaming the same movie on my phone at the gym.
I’m a little weirded out by this.
I was so jealous of the people in this movie back then, with wireless phones and cable.
Nearly 40 years later I’m streaming the same movie on my phone at the gym.
I’m a little weirded out by this.
December 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Down and out in Beverly Hills. 1986.
I was so jealous of the people in this movie back then, with wireless phones and cable.
Nearly 40 years later I’m streaming the same movie on my phone at the gym.
I’m a little weirded out by this.
I was so jealous of the people in this movie back then, with wireless phones and cable.
Nearly 40 years later I’m streaming the same movie on my phone at the gym.
I’m a little weirded out by this.
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December 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s wonderful to see Trump world crumbling, but we can’t forget about how he became a demigod to the faithful. Christian Evangelism.
The megachurches must go down.
The megachurches must go down.
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It’s wonderful to see Trump world crumbling, but we can’t forget about how he became a demigod to the faithful. Christian Evangelism.
The megachurches must go down.
The megachurches must go down.
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Reposted
The same idiots who believed that tv station believed the administration....
It's a classic propaganda ploy....take the people who are believed/familiar to by the masses (GOP) and put them in positions of power...no one (GOP) will question what they do....
It's a classic propaganda ploy....take the people who are believed/familiar to by the masses (GOP) and put them in positions of power...no one (GOP) will question what they do....
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The same idiots who believed that tv station believed the administration....
It's a classic propaganda ploy....take the people who are believed/familiar to by the masses (GOP) and put them in positions of power...no one (GOP) will question what they do....
It's a classic propaganda ploy....take the people who are believed/familiar to by the masses (GOP) and put them in positions of power...no one (GOP) will question what they do....
I needed this laugh
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I needed this laugh
What of Epstein actually died from autoerotic asphyxiation.
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What of Epstein actually died from autoerotic asphyxiation.
It’s 81 in Dallas right now.
The turkey is getting a tan.
The turkey is getting a tan.
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It’s 81 in Dallas right now.
The turkey is getting a tan.
The turkey is getting a tan.
Today’s pet peeve: bathroom selfies at the gym.
I hate to interrupt your self-promoting Internet documentation, but I really need to get by. Please continue to pay no attention to that sign right there forbidding pictures in the locker room.
I hate to interrupt your self-promoting Internet documentation, but I really need to get by. Please continue to pay no attention to that sign right there forbidding pictures in the locker room.
November 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Today’s pet peeve: bathroom selfies at the gym.
I hate to interrupt your self-promoting Internet documentation, but I really need to get by. Please continue to pay no attention to that sign right there forbidding pictures in the locker room.
I hate to interrupt your self-promoting Internet documentation, but I really need to get by. Please continue to pay no attention to that sign right there forbidding pictures in the locker room.
Reposted
Reposted
Reposted
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.