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🏳️‍⚧️ 🐶 she/her
🔞 minors dni expect NSFW
mecha, tabletop, horror, fantasy
mechsploitation enthusiast
Amateur writer. No you can't see it yet.
Sapphic loser
Oh fuck yeah I'm in there
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 AM
>be indie studio
>"We're the original devs of a shooter you love!"
>Don't make anything resembling that shooter
>Make a game only an executive could imagine
>Immediately lay off entire studio when your free to play game doesn't make gorillions in two weeks

Very cool and normal industry
Wildlight (Highguard) lays off staff according to a LinkedIn post

"Unfortunately, along with most of the team at Wildlight, I was laid off today.

This one really stings as there was a lot of unreleased content I was really looking forward to that I and others designed for Highguard."
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Fuck riot oh my lord

I've never seen a dev had the mandate of heaven to dominate an entire genre so easily and throw it all away because they are addicted to fucking over their own projects and workers.
Riot spent a decade developing a fighting game then laid off around 80 developers less than one month after release:

aftermath.site/2xko-riot-rele...
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
It should have been code Veronica FUUUCK
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Drifter and Venator being assigned as lane buddies
February 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
It's just so multi layered

Some real good food tbh
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
This was the page where I became
enthralled to this series
GRAAAAH
February 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
OMG YOURE READING HDWR

girl ENJOY this is PEAK FICTION if anyone spoils ANYTHING you tell me I'll bite them to death
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Library and turtleneck, Aria old sketch
February 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
There is no "fell for it again" ribbon possibly big enough
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Last year, I successfully crowdfunded my new, original, all-ages, adventure comic series -- ENDLESS FANTASIA! It follows the adventures of Jack and Jill, as they travel across a world of reimagined fairytales and fight Wolf demons! Lots of Sonic and Kingdom Hearts vibes! It drops later this year!
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Psychiatrists and therapists be like "hold up did you say SUICIDE???? woah I didn't sign up for you CRAZY PEOPLE we can't help you go talk to a hotline that can't give you medicine you need you fucking LOON"
February 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
You know what they say

If the medicine isn't working, take a shit ton more of it
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I can't Mr 98 I CANT
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Graves ✌️
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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!!
January 31, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I always be suckin
January 31, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Learning that everything from /pol/s creation to the current fascist attempt at a regime is not just connected but also not a coincidence sucks, man.
January 31, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Silver didn't win again. I need to swing from the ceiling fan.
January 29, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Of course it is! It's made from hard bone-like-plastic and it *literally* gets grinded down in its own housing!

I once got enough of the plastic powder from the n64 stick after playing Mario party to SNORT IT

Nevermind the fact I'm now part Nintendo product, those sticks are so wack.
January 29, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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I keep forgetting I can post gifs in here.
January 28, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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VERY NSFW, but we have received reports that HighGuardRule34 is now a thing on Reddit. We can't stop you from looking this up, but it's not exactly what we meant when we told you to wrest control of the shieldbreaker! LOL #PlayHighguard
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
ALSO also

The sequel is hot garbage. Actually an aids outbreak in a disk. So shit a character dies in the first 5 minutes because the actor read the script and said "dude fuck that"

This is a bonus, in my eyes.
January 27, 2026 at 8:30 PM