FLEABttn
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pure of heart, dumb of ass
NoVA / outside DC
pure of heart, dumb of ass
NoVA / outside DC
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FLEABttn
@fleabttn.com
· Oct 19
i think i’m just gonna do a thread of all the fun tiktoks i find
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The Masturbating Bear from Conan returns in Avengers Doomsday
January 15, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The Masturbating Bear from Conan returns in Avengers Doomsday
can’t award these anymore
María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: “I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize”
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
can’t award these anymore
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📢 v1.114 is rolling out!
Today, we're expanding access to the Live Now beta to everyone.
This experimental feature lets you add a temporary LIVE badge to your avatar, helping others discover that you're currently live-streaming on Twitch. They can click it to land directly on your stream page.
Today, we're expanding access to the Live Now beta to everyone.
This experimental feature lets you add a temporary LIVE badge to your avatar, helping others discover that you're currently live-streaming on Twitch. They can click it to land directly on your stream page.
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
📢 v1.114 is rolling out!
Today, we're expanding access to the Live Now beta to everyone.
This experimental feature lets you add a temporary LIVE badge to your avatar, helping others discover that you're currently live-streaming on Twitch. They can click it to land directly on your stream page.
Today, we're expanding access to the Live Now beta to everyone.
This experimental feature lets you add a temporary LIVE badge to your avatar, helping others discover that you're currently live-streaming on Twitch. They can click it to land directly on your stream page.
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Hechicero Under Dual Contract With AEW & CMLL
Hechicero Under Dual Contract With AEW & CMLL
In addition to being signed to CMLL, Hechicero is now All Elite. The news was announced by AEW President Tony Khan.
www.fightful.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Hechicero Under Dual Contract With AEW & CMLL
@molly.wiki you probably already know but someone on tiktok is pretending to be you
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 PM
@molly.wiki you probably already know but someone on tiktok is pretending to be you
you can tell that real console waring is dead cause they’re relitigating shit from 25 years ago
can we settle this once and for all? not that it really matters but the ps2 was more powerful than the gamecube
www.resetera.com/threads/14...
www.resetera.com/threads/14...
January 15, 2026 at 2:35 AM
you can tell that real console waring is dead cause they’re relitigating shit from 25 years ago
hbo has commercials recorded from sporting events, it’s so weird
January 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
hbo has commercials recorded from sporting events, it’s so weird
that looked incredibly painful #AEWDynamite 🤼
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
that looked incredibly painful #AEWDynamite 🤼
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People are calling it the "Gengussy" plush 😭
January 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
People are calling it the "Gengussy" plush 😭
scanning the QR code of the ICE agent choking me out and it’s the menu to applebees
January 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
scanning the QR code of the ICE agent choking me out and it’s the menu to applebees
casting ap pom pyro on my haters
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
casting ap pom pyro on my haters
did you know nothing happens on bsky when you’re playing beetle adventure racing?
January 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
did you know nothing happens on bsky when you’re playing beetle adventure racing?
why do indonesian busses play those horns constantly
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
why do indonesian busses play those horns constantly
thinking about fuckin around and domesticating pine martens
January 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
thinking about fuckin around and domesticating pine martens
the jolly green giant looking at some canned corn:
yea cream on it
yea cream on it
January 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
the jolly green giant looking at some canned corn:
calculus 1 in college, twice
What subject did you get a F in on your report card?
January 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
calculus 1 in college, twice
just saw a real life 6-7, shut it down
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
just saw a real life 6-7, shut it down
hot boxing in this
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
hot boxing in this
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we get people we like outta here
January 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
we get people we like outta here
@kaine.senate.gov hey man why do you want to fund this
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
@kaine.senate.gov hey man why do you want to fund this
if unihertz can make the titan 2 elite phone support e-sim, i’d consider that too
January 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
if unihertz can make the titan 2 elite phone support e-sim, i’d consider that too
smartphone designed peaked here, we went too far
January 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
smartphone designed peaked here, we went too far
got a co-worker with the late name “bates”. i bet he does.
January 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
got a co-worker with the late name “bates”. i bet he does.