Vehicle Made Of Flesh
@fleshpilot.bsky.social
I am the pilot inside the vehicle
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Collecting bagfuls of frozen iguanas and hiding them in bars and establishments I don’t like
February 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Collecting bagfuls of frozen iguanas and hiding them in bars and establishments I don’t like
Whenever I’m feeling off I take a shit ASAP because I refuse to go out Elvis Presley
January 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Whenever I’m feeling off I take a shit ASAP because I refuse to go out Elvis Presley
I’m not gonna lie, I am a little annoyed this is happening during my lifetime
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I’m not gonna lie, I am a little annoyed this is happening during my lifetime
Giving up on tech and going to noodle school
January 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Giving up on tech and going to noodle school
Had a dream last month where Alex Karp personally hunted me down for breaking an NDA
January 7, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Had a dream last month where Alex Karp personally hunted me down for breaking an NDA
Giving up pooping and being sober for lent who’s with me
January 6, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Giving up pooping and being sober for lent who’s with me
Taquitos are just Mexican lumpiang
January 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Taquitos are just Mexican lumpiang
Waiting at the psychiatrist like
October 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Waiting at the psychiatrist like
Condense me into a small cube and leave me somewhere disgusting
September 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Condense me into a small cube and leave me somewhere disgusting
I want to be a lichen colony just filtering the air photosynthesizing and jacking off constantly
September 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I want to be a lichen colony just filtering the air photosynthesizing and jacking off constantly
I literally can’t imagine being 4’11 and 30 at the same time
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I literally can’t imagine being 4’11 and 30 at the same time
Gonna wake up one day in my Florida neighborhood and half the population will be dead
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Gonna wake up one day in my Florida neighborhood and half the population will be dead
I keep a few chicken livers on me at all times just in case an astrology enthusiast opens their mouth.
September 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I keep a few chicken livers on me at all times just in case an astrology enthusiast opens their mouth.
Keemstar son or fuckboy daughter
August 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Keemstar son or fuckboy daughter
It’s so joever it’s as if it never bejan
August 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
It’s so joever it’s as if it never bejan
I like world folk music because the lyrics could be about the oral history of someone’s entire known bloodline or how one of their cows went missing. And I’ll never know.
August 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I like world folk music because the lyrics could be about the oral history of someone’s entire known bloodline or how one of their cows went missing. And I’ll never know.
Any time you experience something for the first time, there’s a Wikipedia article about a French or German person that experienced it first
August 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Any time you experience something for the first time, there’s a Wikipedia article about a French or German person that experienced it first
If they don’t discharge me from the hospital I’m gonna kill myself and give them some actual work to do
August 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If they don’t discharge me from the hospital I’m gonna kill myself and give them some actual work to do
The primary advantage to cropping shirts is the free cat toy
July 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The primary advantage to cropping shirts is the free cat toy
You know it’s real when they drunk call you to hype up the pizza they’re about to eat
July 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
You know it’s real when they drunk call you to hype up the pizza they’re about to eat
Infiltrating a run club with friends to get the rest of the herd to go to the wrong place
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Infiltrating a run club with friends to get the rest of the herd to go to the wrong place
Most of u will never understand how bad Tourette’s wants to kill its hosts. Currently choking on impulse against my will
June 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Most of u will never understand how bad Tourette’s wants to kill its hosts. Currently choking on impulse against my will
Taxidermy bison head on the ceiling fan where the light should be
June 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Taxidermy bison head on the ceiling fan where the light should be