Vehicle Made Of Flesh
@fleshpilot.bsky.social
I am the pilot inside the vehicle
https://linktr.ee/diecast.music
https://linktr.ee/diecast.music
Waiting at the psychiatrist like
October 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Waiting at the psychiatrist like
Condense me into a small cube and leave me somewhere disgusting
September 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Condense me into a small cube and leave me somewhere disgusting
I want to be a lichen colony just filtering the air photosynthesizing and jacking off constantly
September 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I want to be a lichen colony just filtering the air photosynthesizing and jacking off constantly
I literally can’t imagine being 4’11 and 30 at the same time
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I literally can’t imagine being 4’11 and 30 at the same time
Gonna wake up one day in my Florida neighborhood and half the population will be dead
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Gonna wake up one day in my Florida neighborhood and half the population will be dead
I keep a few chicken livers on me at all times just in case an astrology enthusiast opens their mouth.
September 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I keep a few chicken livers on me at all times just in case an astrology enthusiast opens their mouth.
Keemstar son or fuckboy daughter
August 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Keemstar son or fuckboy daughter
It’s so joever it’s as if it never bejan
August 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
It’s so joever it’s as if it never bejan
I like world folk music because the lyrics could be about the oral history of someone’s entire known bloodline or how one of their cows went missing. And I’ll never know.
August 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I like world folk music because the lyrics could be about the oral history of someone’s entire known bloodline or how one of their cows went missing. And I’ll never know.
Any time you experience something for the first time, there’s a Wikipedia article about a French or German person that experienced it first
August 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Any time you experience something for the first time, there’s a Wikipedia article about a French or German person that experienced it first
If they don’t discharge me from the hospital I’m gonna kill myself and give them some actual work to do
August 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If they don’t discharge me from the hospital I’m gonna kill myself and give them some actual work to do
The primary advantage to cropping shirts is the free cat toy
July 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The primary advantage to cropping shirts is the free cat toy
You know it’s real when they drunk call you to hype up the pizza they’re about to eat
July 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
You know it’s real when they drunk call you to hype up the pizza they’re about to eat
Infiltrating a run club with friends to get the rest of the herd to go to the wrong place
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Infiltrating a run club with friends to get the rest of the herd to go to the wrong place
Most of u will never understand how bad Tourette’s wants to kill its hosts. Currently choking on impulse against my will
June 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Most of u will never understand how bad Tourette’s wants to kill its hosts. Currently choking on impulse against my will
Taxidermy bison head on the ceiling fan where the light should be
June 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Taxidermy bison head on the ceiling fan where the light should be
Building an experimental new urinal for men where u park ur dick in and pee and there’s a big curly straw type thing that the pee goes thru kinda like how ppl make those big hamster cities
June 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Building an experimental new urinal for men where u park ur dick in and pee and there’s a big curly straw type thing that the pee goes thru kinda like how ppl make those big hamster cities
If I won a Grammy or some shit and was on stage at the mic I’d just start counting and not stop
June 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If I won a Grammy or some shit and was on stage at the mic I’d just start counting and not stop
Going into the woods to find a wolf with enough lung capacity to blow trump’s house down
June 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Going into the woods to find a wolf with enough lung capacity to blow trump’s house down
Dreams are crazy man. One night I’ll be a tricked out cyborg and the next I just get fucking cancer
June 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Dreams are crazy man. One night I’ll be a tricked out cyborg and the next I just get fucking cancer
Yeah I’m done. I’m ready to be someone’s twink housewife now
June 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Yeah I’m done. I’m ready to be someone’s twink housewife now
Dropped Christianity, not enough postgame content
May 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Dropped Christianity, not enough postgame content
Shopping around for a studio that will produce my scared straight style reality show but with Japanese people that wear grills and say the n word. They will be dropped off at o block and left to fend for themselves for 2 weeks.
May 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Shopping around for a studio that will produce my scared straight style reality show but with Japanese people that wear grills and say the n word. They will be dropped off at o block and left to fend for themselves for 2 weeks.