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Florence Ashley
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Transfeminine jurist and bioethicist | Ass. prof at the University of Alberta Faculty of Law | Clerked at Supreme Court of Canada | florenceashley.com | they/them/that bitch | ✡︎
Fellow law-people, do you think this is a good way to help my students understand how to structure IRAC/CRAC?
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Begging scholars who want to be allies of trans communities to stop publishing in Archives of Sexual Behaviour. It’s been more harmful to trans communities than the fucking Linacre Quarterly.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m sure the court wasn’t biased either. I mean, calling trans women “they” doesn’t have a long history as a form of degendering, right?
It looks like that BBC page has been updated in the last few minutes, so that's no longer the last sentence. I think part of it has been moved to this paragraph in the middle of the article, and the age is no longer mentioned:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The throne of God is a rubber duck.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
When I lay tefillin, I do the shin on the upper arm but the ‘branch’ of the shin that’s on the upper side of my arm always slips and it actually becomes a two-branch shin—any of you have a trick to avoid that?
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
From the story of Esau waiting until Isaac’s passing before going after Jacob, we learn that we should respect our parents by *checks notes* murdering our siblings over inheritance.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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The open secret that Thomas King is not Indigenous at all is finally verified, and honestly it's a relief. Having him just confess this instead of going out kicking and screaming like so many before him causes a LOT less harm to Indigenous communities.

It still sucks though.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Badass. Great choice.
We got a mandate for a New Era for New York City, and it's time to get to work!!!

I am deeply honored and privileged to be given this opportunity to serve our city on the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Transition Committee (Health).

www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

1/3
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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We got a mandate for a New Era for New York City, and it's time to get to work!!!

I am deeply honored and privileged to be given this opportunity to serve our city on the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Transition Committee (Health).

www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

1/3
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The internet whenever a trans woman says something:
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The lengths men who can totally afford it will do to avoid going to therapy…
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Biblical Translation Challenge Level: Impossible

משכלים
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I always find it very funny when you’re in a Jewish space and someone jokingly goes “my brother in Christ.”
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's really disheartening to see that it's been some 1,369 days since Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine with little tangible indication that it may end anytime soon.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Begging Christian scholars to stop using idiosyncratic names for everything about Biblical Hebrew and just stick to the standard terms.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I would really appreciate it if organizations I donate to one time didn't sign me up for every newsletter and paper mail list under the sun.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I laughed out loud walking in the deserted hallways of the early-morning law school. 😆
Men will literally travel across the desert and buy a cousin-wife (or two) from one of their weirdest and shadiest uncles rather than go to therapy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Men will literally travel across the desert and buy a cousin-wife (or two) from one of their weirdest and shadiest uncles rather than go to therapy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hot take—contrary to popular belief, I am tempted to believe that children are actually worse than adults at learning languages. It’s just that they dedicate a lot more time to it and we’re a lot less forgiving of ourselves when we can’t speak languages to adult standards.
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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"tohu vavohu" is not infrequently an accurate account of my mental state
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Motherf—

There’s another pun in Genesis 2 I didn’t pick up on.

A snake is “nachash.” So is “bewitching.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Love how the Torah ostensibly gives two etymologies for Zebulun and Joseph because they’re not too sure whether the main one makes much sense. 😆
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Leah naming her sons: “People need to know how much my husband used to hate me and how much he loves me now that I gave him kids.”

Rachel naming her (incl. Zilpah’s) sons: “I SUED GOD AND WON”
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Everyone in the Jacob stories are soooooo dramatic. Everyone’s like “if I don’t get X I’m literally gonna die.” Chill tf out lol
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM