Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside
floydthegwm.bsky.social
Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside
@floydthegwm.bsky.social
Gay guy, dog dad, Midwestern liberal …lover of music/theatre/arts, traveling, science fiction, history, science, movies, books, tattoos and lots of other things.
Sarcasm, dark humor and cussing (a lot) turn me on.

Never Trump, repuglican or MAGA !!
Reposted by Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside
I listened to the Megyn Kelly clip and my takeaway is that she should change her name to Megyn R Kelly
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The evil Latino drug gang, Machu Picchu, ate all my ducks during the 2024 election.
get my ducks in a row? have you looked at the state of the world?? im just happy they’re not on meth
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I love Xmas music … but it’s too damn early for it !!!

They were playing Xmas music in the grocery store today. Makes sense, though, as they’ve been stocking shelves w/xmas crap for weeks.

Our local radio station switches to Xmas music 24/7 on Friday.

It hasn’t even snowed here yet!
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
While driving, does anyone else wonder if they just passed a car whose driver will someday, in the future, crash into your vehicle and kill you?

I think I need to move back to a real city, with a viable public transit option.
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’d feel better about being past my prime, if I knew when I was actually IN my prime.
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Let’s just turn the House of Reps into a Spirit Halloween outlet, and see if anyone notices.
October 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’m going to enlist with ICE.
I could use the money.

However, I’m only qualified to apprehend the good looking, muscled men … especially those w/ facial hair.
And I’ve heard there’s a shortage of beds in govt holding areas, so I’ll have to bring them to my house until deportations can be arranged.
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
We need an AI program that would show us how attractive celebrity women would look had they NOT gotten their ridiculous cosmetic surgery procedures.
September 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Saw someone mention Kari Lake is a post and I thought … “wonder what she’s been up to lately”.

I hope that housekeeping gig at the PHX Holiday Inn is working out for her.
September 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
But their wealth from insider trading and outright bribes is skyrocketing.
And THIS is what Congress is concerned with? Boo-effing-hoo!

“Members of Congress have not had an increase to their paychecks since 2009. Their $174,000 annual salary has lost 31% of its purchasing power in the subsequent 16 years.”
September 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just spent 30 mins outside with my 13-yo dog, and a neighbor lecturing me on why vets are quacks, how much OTC aspirin to give him for arthritis and implying I’m a subpar dog dad if I don’t do it.

She’s also the neighbor that put down her 2-yo dog this yr because he was misbehaving.
August 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We need to turn off the entire Internet until someone can go thru and clean out every incorrect, outdated and super old sites.

So much shit out there …
August 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
When did gay culture become so boring and predictable?

Female pop ‘singers’ and bland male actors that gay men have been told to find sexy. Yawn !!
August 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
How does one know if they need an antidepressant and/or anti anxiety …

or if it’s because of Trump and his antics, EVERY F*CKIN’ DAY for 10 years ?
August 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“A pat or two”?
My dog gets 10 mins of hugs and kisses, petting, and estimate of when I’ll be back and promises I’d never leave him, a small snack and a 1/2 dozen “I love you”s.

Leaving my dog is more stressful for me than I think it is for him :)
August 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Interesting …
But rape a child and you can get elected President of the USA.

sports.yahoo.com/wnba/breakin...
Person arrested for throwing sex toy onto WNBA court, league says
Two different people have reportedly interrupted WNBA games with sex toys this week.
sports.yahoo.com
August 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I don’t know which is worse …

A guy with an incredibly handsome, beautiful face, but a sadly poor and out of shape body

Or

A guy with a smoking hot body but a double-bagger face.
August 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Not that today’s news was any worse than any other day, but I feel I’ve reached my limited.

Gonna head over to Tumblr and look at pics of hot half-naked men for awhile.
August 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It’s disgusting that Dems are jockeying for position for an election 3 yrs away, & that we’re going to hear daily who is leading in polls/falling out of favor while MSM tries to sully each of them …

But maybe Dems will wisely use the time to come up with a platform that’ll actually resonate & win.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jul 20
"Democrats who will run for president in 2028 are already quietly, and not so quietly, making moves," writes Zachary B. Wolf. cnn.it/4eZoogp
July 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
And we can televise it on PPV, take a good bite out of the national debt.
Chump's Sons are Trophy
Hunters.......
July 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I was scolded by someone from the BSKY HOA for replying w/ a comment too similar to someone else’s. I guess if you’re not the first with a wholly original take, don’t bother.

But it’s cool to repost something that 100 others have, cause that just proves you’re a “resistance fighter”.
July 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
As I’m getting older, saw my doctor for a ‘senior’ checkup.

He said, “I have good news and bad news.”

“The good news is your heart is healthy enough for sex.”

“The bad news is news is you’re too ugly to have it.”
July 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’m soooo glad we finally have AI to generate male porno pics now.

There’s been a long known, severe shortage of attractive men in the world, but thankfully we now have tech companies that are addressing the problem.
July 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM