Fluff Orpington
@flufforpington.bsky.social
PNW small town/rural ancom and AuDHD mom. Here for the long and patient work, but not podcasts.
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This is wholesome and honestly sounds like a fun Valentine’s Day
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 AM
This is wholesome and honestly sounds like a fun Valentine’s Day
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From the people that taught you about hazardous materials, heavy machinery, and confined spaces, now learn about YOUNG PEOPLE
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
From the people that taught you about hazardous materials, heavy machinery, and confined spaces, now learn about YOUNG PEOPLE
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Weyland Yutani has zero discernible crew safety protocols and I find that personally offensive.
February 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Weyland Yutani has zero discernible crew safety protocols and I find that personally offensive.
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my birthday was last week and if you didn't get me anything and you have stupid money you should give a donation to or become a member of the botanical garden in my disenfranchised neighborhood, they're in real financial trouble and need help
www.leachgarden.org
www.leachgarden.org
Leach Botanical Garden
Aerial Tree Walk, four season Pollinator Garden, native plants, meandering, wooded trails, and riparian area pathways along Johnson Creek.
www.leachgarden.org
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
my birthday was last week and if you didn't get me anything and you have stupid money you should give a donation to or become a member of the botanical garden in my disenfranchised neighborhood, they're in real financial trouble and need help
www.leachgarden.org
www.leachgarden.org
Extra errands around the city for work = more chances to spot the kind of advertisement I like
February 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Extra errands around the city for work = more chances to spot the kind of advertisement I like
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What can I say? Naughty times require naughty language.
February 10, 2026 at 10:50 PM
What can I say? Naughty times require naughty language.
Finally good enough on the new commute to start listening to podcasts again, which means I’m embarking on Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff for the first time
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Finally good enough on the new commute to start listening to podcasts again, which means I’m embarking on Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff for the first time
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Things are slow at the office, and I just thought about printing out the 25+ pages of approved line art icons from the corporate library, cutting them into individual cards and sorting them by subject matter so they would be more useful.
There are 1,177 of them.
There are 1,177 of them.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Things are slow at the office, and I just thought about printing out the 25+ pages of approved line art icons from the corporate library, cutting them into individual cards and sorting them by subject matter so they would be more useful.
There are 1,177 of them.
There are 1,177 of them.
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For those interested in why Black & Caribbean people are going off about the sugar cane from last night's halftime show: sugar is a plantation commodity that fueled slavery & colonialism
bookshop.org/p/books/swee...
bookshop.org/p/books/swee...
Sweetness and Power: The Place of Sugar in Modern History
The Place of Sugar in Modern History
bookshop.org
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
For those interested in why Black & Caribbean people are going off about the sugar cane from last night's halftime show: sugar is a plantation commodity that fueled slavery & colonialism
bookshop.org/p/books/swee...
bookshop.org/p/books/swee...
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Here's a crash course syllabus for folks who want to learn more about Puerto Rico's history, sovereignty, infrastructure, resistance, debt crisis and more.
puertoricosyllabus.com
puertoricosyllabus.com
For those unaware about the significance of the light poles during the song El Apagón it’s because of the Puerto Rican power system and the constant black outs. There have been a lot of protests on the island over this.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Here's a crash course syllabus for folks who want to learn more about Puerto Rico's history, sovereignty, infrastructure, resistance, debt crisis and more.
puertoricosyllabus.com
puertoricosyllabus.com
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People around them are sharing American culture, engaging with it, finding joy, and then there's this piece of shit watching an endless stream of sex pests who've monetized perpetual grievance
All American culture filtered through angry guy in sunglasses pissing and moaning at the camera in his car
All American culture filtered through angry guy in sunglasses pissing and moaning at the camera in his car
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
People around them are sharing American culture, engaging with it, finding joy, and then there's this piece of shit watching an endless stream of sex pests who've monetized perpetual grievance
All American culture filtered through angry guy in sunglasses pissing and moaning at the camera in his car
All American culture filtered through angry guy in sunglasses pissing and moaning at the camera in his car
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I am the least cool white man alive, you should not allow me within a hundred yards of that kind of dance floor, and that made me so god damn happy to watch
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I am the least cool white man alive, you should not allow me within a hundred yards of that kind of dance floor, and that made me so god damn happy to watch
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I’ve seen two different videos; one asking millennial metal heads how their bluegrass kick is going, and one asking millennial punks how their outlaw country kick is going…I’ve never felt so attacked on two fronts before
a group of cartoon characters on a basketball court with the words i say i resemble that remark below them
Alt: a group of cartoon characters on a basketball court with the words i say i resemble that remark below them
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I’ve seen two different videos; one asking millennial metal heads how their bluegrass kick is going, and one asking millennial punks how their outlaw country kick is going…I’ve never felt so attacked on two fronts before
This is the most beautiful flower I’ve ever seen and coincidentally it’s named after one of the most depressing novels I’ve ever read
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This is the most beautiful flower I’ve ever seen and coincidentally it’s named after one of the most depressing novels I’ve ever read
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🌱 A playful posy to celebrate the first 'Jude the Obscure' of 2026.
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
🌱 A playful posy to celebrate the first 'Jude the Obscure' of 2026.
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there once was a man from lemoor, whose mouth was as big as a door
he attempted to grin, but slipped and fell in
and lay inside out on the floor
he attempted to grin, but slipped and fell in
and lay inside out on the floor
February 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
there once was a man from lemoor, whose mouth was as big as a door
he attempted to grin, but slipped and fell in
and lay inside out on the floor
he attempted to grin, but slipped and fell in
and lay inside out on the floor
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Wait until he finds out that KRS-One already back in 1993 said "change your attitude, change your plan, there could never really be justice on stolen land"
February 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Wait until he finds out that KRS-One already back in 1993 said "change your attitude, change your plan, there could never really be justice on stolen land"
Zoos should have even more smells
February 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Zoos should have even more smells
so here’s my issue with people who are like “I’m always joking. I’m always sarcastic. Never take me seriously.”
in the rare instance where they SAY “no really, I’m serious”
you’re probably gonna get tricked anyway and it’s all a joke
in the rare instance where they SAY “no really, I’m serious”
you’re probably gonna get tricked anyway and it’s all a joke
February 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
so here’s my issue with people who are like “I’m always joking. I’m always sarcastic. Never take me seriously.”
in the rare instance where they SAY “no really, I’m serious”
you’re probably gonna get tricked anyway and it’s all a joke
in the rare instance where they SAY “no really, I’m serious”
you’re probably gonna get tricked anyway and it’s all a joke
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Fiercely competitive hackers find passion in the code:
1337-ed Rivalry
1337-ed Rivalry
The two leading interior decorators in a Dallas exurb:
Love-Seated Rivalry.
Love-Seated Rivalry.
The two savviest fuel-gatherers in Scotland desperate to warm each other up:
Peated Rivalry
Peated Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Fiercely competitive hackers find passion in the code:
1337-ed Rivalry
1337-ed Rivalry
I just found out the average annual salary of the 25 year old scientists in my office 🥲
February 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I just found out the average annual salary of the 25 year old scientists in my office 🥲
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"Return to the Land" is going the way all "ethnocommunity" groups eventually go.
White nationalist leader in Arkansas accused of land swindle, attempted murder
arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
White nationalist leader in Arkansas accused of land swindle, attempted murder
arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
White nationalist leader in Arkansas accused of land swindle, attempted murder - Arkansas Times
A lawsuit in Sharp County Circuit Court accuses Peter Csere of accepting nearly two years' worth of payments but never executing the real-estate sale.
arktimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
"Return to the Land" is going the way all "ethnocommunity" groups eventually go.
White nationalist leader in Arkansas accused of land swindle, attempted murder
arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
White nationalist leader in Arkansas accused of land swindle, attempted murder
arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
From the people that taught you about hazardous materials, heavy machinery, and confined spaces, now learn about YOUNG PEOPLE
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
From the people that taught you about hazardous materials, heavy machinery, and confined spaces, now learn about YOUNG PEOPLE
Fiercely competitive hackers find passion in the code:
1337-ed Rivalry
1337-ed Rivalry
The two leading interior decorators in a Dallas exurb:
Love-Seated Rivalry.
Love-Seated Rivalry.
The two savviest fuel-gatherers in Scotland desperate to warm each other up:
Peated Rivalry
Peated Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Fiercely competitive hackers find passion in the code:
1337-ed Rivalry
1337-ed Rivalry