to a guy with a foot fetish: dude my thighs are up here
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
to a guy with a foot fetish: dude my thighs are up here
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ultimate boymoder hoodie
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
ultimate boymoder hoodie
went for a run for the first time in like 3 years today. did 2k, managed good pace in the first k then hit a wall and threw up in a bush lmao
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
went for a run for the first time in like 3 years today. did 2k, managed good pace in the first k then hit a wall and threw up in a bush lmao
anyone else find laser makes the beard shadow look worse for the next week or so? like the follicles get all fucked up and big looking before they fall out and die
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
anyone else find laser makes the beard shadow look worse for the next week or so? like the follicles get all fucked up and big looking before they fall out and die
google maps has turned off reviews for prisons this is so sad
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
google maps has turned off reviews for prisons this is so sad
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Chinese slang for a combover is ‘The local authorities provide support for the central government’. (📷: Nesnad)
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Chinese slang for a combover is ‘The local authorities provide support for the central government’. (📷: Nesnad)
mamdani is going to implement shakira law. if your hips are found by a court to be dishonest you will be stoned to death
mamdani is going to implement sha-1 law. all internet arguments will be hashed and compared to a list of prior arguments. any that match must be abandoned immediately.
mamdani is gonna implement shandalar law. if you want to add new cards to your deck, you have to wander the map and look for random wizard duels
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
mamdani is going to implement shakira law. if your hips are found by a court to be dishonest you will be stoned to death
can very much relate to that first sentence ever since i upped my estradiol and bought a hitachi
In Her Private Time She's Masturbating 6 Times A Week! The Truth Is She's Had A 4 Year Anal Career As A Hardcore Maso Anal Specialist! Anal Unleashing Bursting Ass Ecstasy! Lena Kiyomoto
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
can very much relate to that first sentence ever since i upped my estradiol and bought a hitachi
just killed my 2ds by spilling a load of milk on it :(
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
just killed my 2ds by spilling a load of milk on it :(
social experiment
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
social experiment
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on guy fawkes night we fawk guys
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
on guy fawkes night we fawk guys
when i was in the psych ward they’d make me drink one of these everytime i wanted a benzo. tbf it did work and they got me to gain like 5kg but the taste still haunts me. like a cheap and really creamy milkshake but with a metallic tang
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
when i was in the psych ward they’d make me drink one of these everytime i wanted a benzo. tbf it did work and they got me to gain like 5kg but the taste still haunts me. like a cheap and really creamy milkshake but with a metallic tang
im physically incapable of bedroom eyes because my eyes are shaped like this
November 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
im physically incapable of bedroom eyes because my eyes are shaped like this
day ruined: i found out im an inch taller than i thought i was
November 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
day ruined: i found out im an inch taller than i thought i was
about 1 in 6 english people live in london btw
Always fascinating watching people underestimate the size of London vs other UK ciries.
On an average weekday, more journeys are made on JUST the Elizabeth line than the ENTIRE population of Liverpool.
If the Tube was a city, its average daily passengers would make it the 2nd largest in the UK.
On an average weekday, more journeys are made on JUST the Elizabeth line than the ENTIRE population of Liverpool.
If the Tube was a city, its average daily passengers would make it the 2nd largest in the UK.
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
about 1 in 6 english people live in london btw
i lied i don’t have netflix. we’re going to play victoria 3 for 6 hours and if you can get peru to GP status in that time ill sleep with you
October 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
i lied i don’t have netflix. we’re going to play victoria 3 for 6 hours and if you can get peru to GP status in that time ill sleep with you
he’s jelqing
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
he’s jelqing
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what does this mean?
[Q]
Do you shampoo your armpits?
[A]
no just my tongue
[2009]
Do you shampoo your armpits?
[A]
no just my tongue
[2009]
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
what does this mean?
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my mitochondria are femboys
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
my mitochondria are femboys
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i once knew someone who knew a guy who wrote a story about having sex with a dead body for his GCSE english literature exam. the examiners wouldn’t mark it and his teacher reported him to social services
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i once knew someone who knew a guy who wrote a story about having sex with a dead body for his GCSE english literature exam. the examiners wouldn’t mark it and his teacher reported him to social services
no designer pussy, you have to pick one from a catalog
also pussy #4 has been withdrawn because the lips “didn’t look proletarian enough”
also pussy #4 has been withdrawn because the lips “didn’t look proletarian enough”
"there is no designer pussy under communism" as if trannies aren't always at the scene of the crime when it comes to unpaid, unappreciated skilled work
October 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
no designer pussy, you have to pick one from a catalog
also pussy #4 has been withdrawn because the lips “didn’t look proletarian enough”
also pussy #4 has been withdrawn because the lips “didn’t look proletarian enough”