folmer
@folmer.bsky.social
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founder of nopopo, game designer, he/him, everything is political
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p sure i make flawless games and my publisher hacks bugs into them after i send review builds tbh
thanks!

i don’t mind but it’s a rabbit hole haha- it’s inspired by Castle Wars, which is a clone of ANTZ, which was inspired by… Arcomage
not sexy i know, but it’s real. realer than “vibe coding” by a ridiculous margin. a dishwasher that can say “i know you ran THIS cycle but your pots are still dirty so i’ll run THIS instead” has infinitely more value than a shitty flight sim clone
sam altman is dumb as shit for telling you that you should turn a family photo into a ghibli drawing when the real revolution is that AI can go “your ass is still dirty, let me run the bidet on your gross butthole again”
and realistically, that’s not even a joke. the closest we can actually get to “i want AI to do my dishes so i can draw, not make it draw so i can do dishes” really is smart home progress. the reason robovacs are better now at not smearing pet shit around the floor is 100% achieved through AI
since i make games, ppl i meet irl think i work in tech (not unfair i guess, but not how i feel either), and so the way they try and connect w me is to talk about AI. which, i hate.

so lately i just started responding by talking about AI advancement in smart toilets
friendly reminder that it’s nopopo, not NoPopo or NoPopoFun. just nopopo all lowercase
like i don’t think that’s uncommon, probably. bc i have to play it a 100 times a day to test it. every card, to me, is basically just a block of code i fought for a while. but seeing ppl get into it is getting to me
i’ll be honest as a game designer i’ve always found it REALLY difficult watching ppl play my games. i mostly avoided youtube LPs and twitch streams. but the way ppl get into Castle V Castle has me hooked 😅
fuck me i blanked on a word so googled it, the AI generated response:

- got the name wrong
- got the goal of the game wrong
- claims that both “27” and “37” are 27

what’s the point of this at all man i’m so tired
castle v castle trivia: the game was called castle VS castle for the longest time, then i started designing the logo and hated how the S broke up the flow
i’m trying my best! it’ll definitely have more weird shit in its final form, i can say that much. just wanted to say thanks, i’ve followed your work, through polygon and everything else you’ve been up to for ages so it means a lot ❤️
omg not @thejenna.bsky.social wishlisting castle v castle and me finding out through a tiktok that’s so wild to me how did i get here
good shout. i’m finishing up Castle V Castle these days!
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It's been a while since I've done this, and the world is bleak - so we can all use a little art & creativity.

What is everyone creating nowadays? Games, art, music, video, writing, anything - whether it is early, almost done, or just shipped. Feel free to include trailers, images, links - whatever.
added a “v hard mode” to Castle V Castle just bc anyone who knows me knows i haven’t written the word “very” out in full in years. bonus shot: multiplayer scoreboard!
the way indie games are a spectrum is so wild. i’ll scroll through here and see a post that’s like “we got 500 wishlists! huge! validation for the decades of work we put in! ❤️” and the next post is like “98K wishlists on my first game, can we get to 100k chat or are we cooked 😭”
❤️ always

i’m fresh into the new season so gonna let it marinate for a minute but oh yeah. we’re getting into it
Leigh is *the* voice of authority on this and i implore you to read it

(also leigh apologies in advance i will probs rant about Below Deck at you again soon)
What happens when 'reality' intrudes on the imaginary circumstance?

xleighalexanderx.substack.com/p/fake-weddi...

Here's my latest at the Unreal World, a series on unscripted television, game design and online performance culture!
Fake Weddings, Real Complications
The boundaries of The Experiment are softening.
xleighalexanderx.substack.com
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Hark, some news 📢

Pantaloon is broadening its mission of platforming bold & bizarre games by moving into the world of original publishing, as we seek to become a home for misfits.

Gonna thread some COOL BITS & PIECES

Shares hugely appreciated 🙏

#indiedev | #indiegames | #gamedev
Pantaloon; a home for misfits
(also “show us your games, we wanna collaborate” sounds flaggy like idk what that means)
idk there’s something fascinating about the idea of pitching indie games to harmony korine but i can’t get over the name EDGLRD