FoxElote
@foxelote.bsky.social
I use random jokes, photo edits and witty banter with friends in place of networking.
I won't post often, but know that when I do, I probably chuckled to myself for a minute before posting.
I won't post often, but know that when I do, I probably chuckled to myself for a minute before posting.
Hi, I was just calling to inquire about your hours of consciousness.
October 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hi, I was just calling to inquire about your hours of consciousness.
I told my ex to let me know when she takes me off the AARP membership. She said ok.
Well... She didn't let me know. 😠
Well... She didn't let me know. 😠
August 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I told my ex to let me know when she takes me off the AARP membership. She said ok.
Well... She didn't let me know. 😠
Well... She didn't let me know. 😠
Fruits that go with cereal:
Berries
Bananas
Strawberries (not a berry)
Fruits "Big Cereal" hate:
Watermelon
Tomatoes
Limes
Berries
Bananas
Strawberries (not a berry)
Fruits "Big Cereal" hate:
Watermelon
Tomatoes
Limes
June 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Fruits that go with cereal:
Berries
Bananas
Strawberries (not a berry)
Fruits "Big Cereal" hate:
Watermelon
Tomatoes
Limes
Berries
Bananas
Strawberries (not a berry)
Fruits "Big Cereal" hate:
Watermelon
Tomatoes
Limes
Don't forget your trash
Don't forget you're trash
Don't, forget your trash
Don't, forget you're trash
Don't forget you're trash
Don't, forget your trash
Don't, forget you're trash
May 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Don't forget your trash
Don't forget you're trash
Don't, forget your trash
Don't, forget you're trash
Don't forget you're trash
Don't, forget your trash
Don't, forget you're trash
Just saw a clip on or the draft yesterday
Why do they gotta make them walk so far!?
They have O/U 60sec bets
Why do they gotta make them walk so far!?
They have O/U 60sec bets
a man in a red shirt and yellow pants is running in front of a sign that says 1:58
ALT: a man in a red shirt and yellow pants is running in front of a sign that says 1:58
media.tenor.com
April 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just saw a clip on or the draft yesterday
Why do they gotta make them walk so far!?
They have O/U 60sec bets
Why do they gotta make them walk so far!?
They have O/U 60sec bets
Pocahontas was HOW MANY years old when she was taken!?
April 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Pocahontas was HOW MANY years old when she was taken!?
Reposted by FoxElote
Boebert: If I may continue — is it true you are the head of a “modern Stone Age family?”
Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…
Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…
Morley: I think you’re confusing Roger Stone with Oliver Stone
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
April 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Boebert: If I may continue — is it true you are the head of a “modern Stone Age family?”
Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…
Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…
Man, I hate when videos tell me "you need to listen to this" SHUT UP! I am already watching. You don't know me to be telling me what I need to do. Stop wasting my time. If I needed to hear it you should have been saying it already!
April 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Man, I hate when videos tell me "you need to listen to this" SHUT UP! I am already watching. You don't know me to be telling me what I need to do. Stop wasting my time. If I needed to hear it you should have been saying it already!
At first, I'm thinking there needs to be a word for the transition from a curated music playlist to whole albums being added.
Now I'm thinking those playlist creators need to go straight to jail. They murdered my vibe.
Now I'm thinking those playlist creators need to go straight to jail. They murdered my vibe.
March 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
At first, I'm thinking there needs to be a word for the transition from a curated music playlist to whole albums being added.
Now I'm thinking those playlist creators need to go straight to jail. They murdered my vibe.
Now I'm thinking those playlist creators need to go straight to jail. They murdered my vibe.
You can't tell me St Patrick's Day is a religious holiday, they don't even have green wine.
March 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You can't tell me St Patrick's Day is a religious holiday, they don't even have green wine.
Tatas is ok but Tetas isn't!?
March 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tatas is ok but Tetas isn't!?
Does the Chuck E Cheese pizzas taste better on the east coast?
February 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Does the Chuck E Cheese pizzas taste better on the east coast?
I keep seeing tax ads and a wave of dread comes over me, then I remember I already got my refund. The Chinese app did all the work for me.
February 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I keep seeing tax ads and a wave of dread comes over me, then I remember I already got my refund. The Chinese app did all the work for me.
Anybody else try navigating their home with their eyes closed, just to see if you can?
January 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Anybody else try navigating their home with their eyes closed, just to see if you can?
You're waking up from that dream trying not to pee your bed.
I'm waking up from that dream mad that I have to climb down the mountain without my pants on.
We're not the same.
I'm waking up from that dream mad that I have to climb down the mountain without my pants on.
We're not the same.
January 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You're waking up from that dream trying not to pee your bed.
I'm waking up from that dream mad that I have to climb down the mountain without my pants on.
We're not the same.
I'm waking up from that dream mad that I have to climb down the mountain without my pants on.
We're not the same.
"... and then when they got to Emerald City, it wasn't even the right theme song!"
December 25, 2024 at 1:36 AM
"... and then when they got to Emerald City, it wasn't even the right theme song!"
Reposted by FoxElote
KS deadline December 15❗️ In-person & digital passes available! Don’t keep us waiting…
December 9, 2024 at 5:20 PM
KS deadline December 15❗️ In-person & digital passes available! Don’t keep us waiting…
*Walking down the hall at work*
Coworker walking the op direction stops to have a convo: "Hey your hair is getting longer bro"
Me not stopping to talk: "Sometimes"
Coworker walking the op direction stops to have a convo: "Hey your hair is getting longer bro"
Me not stopping to talk: "Sometimes"
November 26, 2024 at 8:11 PM
*Walking down the hall at work*
Coworker walking the op direction stops to have a convo: "Hey your hair is getting longer bro"
Me not stopping to talk: "Sometimes"
Coworker walking the op direction stops to have a convo: "Hey your hair is getting longer bro"
Me not stopping to talk: "Sometimes"
Em Oh En - Dee Ay Why
M . O . U . S . E .
M . O . U . S . E .
November 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Em Oh En - Dee Ay Why
M . O . U . S . E .
M . O . U . S . E .
Round 7: Mike Tysons nipples are more of a threat than his fists. HIT HIM!!!
November 16, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Round 7: Mike Tysons nipples are more of a threat than his fists. HIT HIM!!!
Threads: 0
Blue sky: 3
Blue sky: 3
Mine:
Threads: +4000 followers
Bluesky: +155,000 followers
Threads: +4000 followers
Bluesky: +155,000 followers
My personal experience since Election Day:
Threads: +200 followers
Bluesky: +80,000 followers
Threads: +200 followers
Bluesky: +80,000 followers
November 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Threads: 0
Blue sky: 3
Blue sky: 3
Is this where I revive my old twitter posts as if it's the first time I've said it?
November 14, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Is this where I revive my old twitter posts as if it's the first time I've said it?
