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Fox Harper
@foxharper.bsky.social
Games scholar, college professor, freelance writer, deeply tired all the time

Was laevantine/arcanistfox on Twitter
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Welcome to my book of philosophy, "Maybe Don't;" it has one doctrine, where you fucking don't
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Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!

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CA: $sacc
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me: [staring at bus ahead of us painted pride flag colors]

My brain: hey remember bait bus

Me:

Me: no why would I
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I don’t say this to look down on shippers, but to emphasize how dense/deep a space that whole situation is, in regards to understanding the nuances etc.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I have multiple advanced degrees in the social sciences dedicated at least in part to understanding media consumer behavior and the labyrinthine whorls of shipping politics continue to leave me baffled on a routine basis.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You got reverse Parent Trapped, somehow
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I will admit a certain naivete about straight porn in this quote, as I have since discovered that straight porn loves showing dick as much as gay porn does.
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Oh I found it:
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I also got to use the phrase "reduced to the level of furniture" re: the single woman who appeared in the site's limited number of "heterosexual" videos, where there was always exactly one woman, but the number of MEN kept getting exponentially higher (2, then 3, then like 6?)
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Re-reading that Seancody paper (I still have it) and I gotta tell you the best part about grad school is that I wrote a serious academic paper that uses "cock" 4 times, "dick" 3 times, and "stiffy" once and I didn't bat a fucking EYE
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's in the Shadow Realm. You have to beat someone at yugioh to get in.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"You're making that up!" I'm really not. I got a "best student award" paper for this at a conference a year later.
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I LITERALLY WROTE RESEARCH ON SEANCODY DOT COM THAT SAID THIS EXACT THING IN LIKE 2009

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It's been said a hundred times and will be said a hundred more, but if you're gonna purport to be an artist "exploring the male form" and all you explore is twinks in jockstraps, just say you're making horny art for yourself and call it a day
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I have to go to the physical-ass grocery store today so if you never hear from me again after 3pm today it's because I was probably trampled or otherwise killed.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
BAKING GIRLS:

So there's a cake I'd really love to make that requires fresh ginger, which I have never cooked with before.

Is it a hassle to work with? Is it one of those "they SAY fresh ginger but you can substitute [x] amount of powdered ginger and be fine" situations?
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I feel like the joke I WANTED to make would not work on open bsky where any random person might stumble into it like a claymore mine.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
[writes the most politely worded yet intensely passive aggressive work email imaginable] I NEED A BREAK
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I'm now open to work and looking for my next role as a Writer or Game Designer in games, now that my contract has ended.

I have worked on the award-nominated Civilization VII, and have many other indie and AA projects where I was responsible for content, systems and production.
I am now open to work and looking for my next role as a Writer or Game Designer in games, now that my contract has ended. I have worked on the award-nominated Civilization VII, and have worked… | An...
I am now open to work and looking for my next role as a Writer or Game Designer in games, now that my contract has ended. I have worked on the award-nominated Civilization VII, and have worked acros...
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November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yeah thinking about this is why I was shouting about it a week or so ago

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Thinking about complaints that people share negative stuff on socials too much and losing my patience because when I share things I find exciting or fun they get ignored so I feel like a stupid loser but 101-level critique of a thing some stupid fucker said does Numbers so uhhhh shut up?
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Yeah, pretty much. And the way we interact (as a culture) on social media really reinforces the idea that we SHOULD be apologizing for this sort of thing, to me. Like if we don't perform sheepishness then we're "too earnest" or something like that.
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
the furigana-esque “big” is sending me
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
That was a hell of a nightmare that woke me up hyperventilating multiple times but featured a surprising amount of major league baseball.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Still that Wizardry experience‘s influence felt even that far down the pike.

Which is pretty funny now that I think about it because my perennial complaint about Etrian games is that leveling up feels too incrementa!
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s hard not to because in a weird way that’s what’s incentivized!
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's not really absurd, it's more "sufficient," and it usually only gives a stat spread that covers one possible build. You're also starting from 0 with hero points out in the open world so building elite specs is going to go slower. It's a nice benefit but it's not game-breaking at all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Dear thick gay boys: GW2 has an expansion full of bear guys. Like, literally bears, upright.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM