fuchs
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four paws no brakes. 29. former graphics eng in gamedev. she/her. 🧡 @oakleycoyote.bsky.social icon: @taliruq.bsky.social
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there's no escape ...
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okay im just going to piss myself
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this made me laugh so hard i cried
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- speedrunning a contempt of court charge
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- yawning a lot and falling asleep while waiting ot be selected
- saying how badly i don't want to be here
- pulling out the thesaurus of leftism and mealy mouthed prison abolitionists
- knowing way too much about the sins of the city attorney
- showing up with a cough and fever
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got summoned for jury duty early next monday morning and going through my list of ways to get out of it:
- saying "i love jury nullification"
- "prison only succeeds at setting people up to reoffend"
- "cops don't do their jobs. unless the job is lying"
- wearing a shirt that says GUILTY
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there was a tiktok screenshot posted about tummy nips on fursuits being zoophilic, someone dunked on said screenshot on twitter, got quoted saying actually the tiktok was right
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that particular line of discourse made me feel like i was in the upside down or something like wHAT
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genuinely one of those things that distresses me deeply and makes me uneasy with new furries i meet lol it's just like, so so dire
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the general opinions of what's acceptable in furry porn and art i see from anyone under the age of 25 on twitter is so fucking dark man
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HEMLOCK DID THIS FOR CEILING FANS TOO 😭😭 he saw one at the weed store and freaked the fuck out, then came home and decided that the chandelier style light in our dining area was now terrifying after 9mos ignorance. to this day if i wiggle it he barks at it. i love puppy doggy's they're so goofy
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LMAO that's awesome... hemlock is unsure of those signs too, especially when they blow in the wind or wobble
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in a world where pumpkins are evil,
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godspeed! im 15wks out and it feels unreal. it'll be here before you know it!
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a few days ago he decided the grated sheet i use to cool baked goods was super dangerous. before that it was the junction box he was walked past countless times. fear phases are goofy!
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teenage puppies are sooo funny with what they're afraid of bc hemlock handled kids, tractors, weird vegetables, loud sounds, and so much else with aplomb but then got freaked out when someone picked up two pumpkins. and then decided pumpkins were a danger and must be barked loudly at lmfao
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i think the orchard mostly exists as a place to eat manure for him honestly
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master of riding the tractor at the orchard
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second video of a Seattle friend with a neighborhood coyote just this morning ... everyone gets a coyote but us!!!
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boy who had the absolute best ever of all time swim with dad
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we just took hemlock swimming bc it's the last warm day of the year most likely, but the water is already super cold. ... we got him out and he was shivering so much that his whines (to be let back in to swim more) had a vibrato lmao